Due to the age of the original cast, they've decided to recast everyone and modernize them. Instead of being adults in their mid-30s, they are now mid-20s, recently graduated, college students
Jerry >He is the same way as he was in the original, but more of an asshole >He is always to be in the wrong due to him being a straight, white, male
George >He is now a nerdy black man >He constantly makes references to math and science in pop-culture, quoting The Bing Bang Theory, Dr. Who, and Rick and Morty >He has all the knowledge about the hottest memes! (From 2012 le xD trolololo )
Elaine >She is now a gender studies graduate who "don't need no man" >Nothing about her character is played for laughs, it's played seriously >She's now always seen in the right >every episode now closes with her giving speeches about her liberal views and feminism
Kramer >Instead of being part of the group, he stays in his apartment all day long, hating them >He sees Jerry as a chad, George as an inferior, and Elaine as a feminazi >He spends all of his days browsing a site called 4chin, bursting out laughing every time he sees the word "Sneed" >He calls everyone who disagrees with him a "cuck" >He has a running gag about his obsession with drawing sad amphibians >Is always dirty and smells bad pretty much the average Sup Forums user
Anyways, you're hired as a writer on the new series. What kind of wacky adventures will they go on?
Jackson Wilson
jerry get ipad
Lincoln Morales
In this very special episode of Seinfeld, Newman grabs an assault rifle and shoots dead every single mother fucker in that jpeg before putting a bullet in his head.
Luis Collins
what's that thing on george's forehead? is he jaffa?
Mason Brooks
Jerry gets an iPad.
Gabriel Long
George get ipad
Cooper Fisher
Haha hell yeah this is epic! I'm so based black so I want to be based black george
Kayden Parker
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Lincoln Jenkins
So pretty much a live action version of Gen Zed?
Brandon Ward
could work if they do it like sunny and take it self aware about it
Zachary Barnes
>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads] >George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?" >Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?" >George: "Well, have you seen it or not?" >Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it." >George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!" >Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!" >George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!" >[Kramer bursts into the room] >Kramer: "What's George yelling about?" >Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme." >Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!" >George: "That's it! I've had it!" >[George storms out of the apartment]
Aiden Gomez
how did this end up?
Brody Price
Fuck you for putting this in my mind. Thank Jeeebus this will only ever exist here.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Yeah, I'm suuurre they'd be on Sup Forums.
Austin Gomez
>Jerry: A cuckold? >George: A cuckold! She wants to make me a cuckold! >Jerry: That's insane! You said no, right? >George: (shrugs) >Jerry: No. No! Really? >George: (excitedly) What could I do? You know how long it's been since my last relationship? I'm not getting any younger, you know! >Jerry: You have gotten noticeably balder. >George: Watch it, buddy! >Jerry: Sorry.. So.. what was it like? Did you have to watch? >George: Well I tried to. It was... upsetting. >Jerry: Was he.. You know.. Bigger.. Down there? >George: You think I looked? >Jerry: (gives George a look) >George: (pauses, looks away) Yes he was. >Jerry: Oh, Moses hold the roses. >George: And that's not even the worst part. >Jerry: What could be worse? >George: I think I liked it.
Zachary Hill
nice
Christian Collins
>Elaine stomps into Jerry's apartment. >"Hey, Lainey, where've you been?" >*rolls eyes, loudly sighs* >"You know, it's typical cis hetero male oppression that demands I make an accounting of my day, like, I'm a slave or something. Shit, I'm literally shaking because of this oppressive hierarchy."
Gavin Scott
who plays Newman?
Jace Adams
what is this kek you speak of? I give you kek.
Josiah Miller
Idris Elba
Luke Jones
A trans woman
Ryder Nguyen
These are actually pretty decent given the prompt they had to work with.
>kramer is a certified Sup Forumstard >george browses Sup Forums >elaine tries to get into it but ends up making fembot threads on /r9k/ >Jerry browses /ck/ and /s4s/ as a name fag
Gavin Clark
literally vomitting
Jacob Watson
I could see Kramer trying it
Oliver Rodriguez
they look in suffering
Camden Morgan
But what if elaine get ipad?
Jaxson Reed
>>He spends all of his days browsing a site called 4chin, bursting out laughing every time he sees the word "Sneed" laughed out loud. what's wrong with me
Jayden Thomas
>black man >bugs t-shirt
Alexander Ramirez
can someone write more of these?
Camden Wright
ha pol is hilarious
Asher Baker
george was the soul of the show
William Powell
Good job OP I want to murder you for typing this up. Truly a reboot for the modern age.
Xavier Perry
i propose to add a strange love for a masked man to kramers characterization
Eli Watson
>>kramer is a certified Sup Forumstard
You're taking the monkey's side?!
Jaxson Phillips
Sup Forums wouldn't consider Jerry white.
Liam White
THat's the fucking joke
Alexander Rodriguez
The gang uncermoniously slits ops throat and laughs as he bleeds to death in his own stupid thread
thats the episode that should be written given your premise
Andrew Ward
I honestly want a reboot of seifeld, but they're all old and retired in Florida
Golden Girls X Seinfeld
Ethan Peterson
>George: You know that part in Game of Thrones where that guy said "Chaos is a ladder"? What did he mean by that? >Jerry: Again with the "What did he mean by that?"? He meant what he meant, what explaination do you need? >George: Its a weird scene, Jerry, I'm just trying to understand it better. I like the show. Is there something wrong with me wanting to understand the show better? >Jerry: No, but you ask this every time! "I told you not to trust me, what did he mean by that?" "The things I do for love, what did he mean by that?" It's all you talk about with the show! >Kramer walks in >Kramer: Heeeey Buddy, what's up? >George: We're talking about how chaos is a ladder >Kramer: What do you mean by that? >Jerry: All right, I've gotta go.
Matthew Rivera
This show had so much meme potential. >At first, I thought you were a tranny faggot and I wanted to curb stomp you for that but the n I realized you kill niggers which is hardcore.
Dylan Phillips
I didn't, it ended up being a huge scam and they stole lots of money. And it called every one a literal rapist if they wanted their money back.
Daniel Rogers
cant wait for the episode where they meed the alt right Chad
Austin Smith
>3 str8 males haha u wish mister
Carter Parker
epic relevant story ideas! >george trys to start up his own uber, enticing people with memes; elaine has a problem with a strange smell coming from Kramers appartment
>George introduces magic the gathering to the group, Jerry finds it too confusing but plays as a favour to George. Elaine is offended by some of the subconscious sexism/racism built into the game and Kramer turns out to be excellent at the game, far better than George. This is because he enjoys the hidden racist, sexist part of the game. He decides to go pro, but is banned for his bigotted remarks.
>Elaine introduces her new boyfriend, Jamal, to the group. All the other guys hate Jamal because he's a filthy hood rat negro, but unironically start to like to like him after they find out he has a similar political stance as them (loves guns, voted Trump, doesn't like gays or trannies etc.) Jamal slowly replaces Elaine as the fourth member of the group, and she puts on weight as a result. Jamal overhears someone describe her fat belly as a "baby bump" and, thinking she's pregnant, stays true to his skin colour and bolts. Eliane is sad that her BBC is gone, but upon being welcomed back into the group, finds that the other guys are more sad than her.
Evan Barnes
>Jamal kek
Josiah Ramirez
Kek I'm literally crying
Hudson Cruz
topkek We need some more of these fuck
Asher Edwards
Jerry takes a ancestry test and finds out that he's 33% black, this causes Elaine to apologize for always whitesplaining to him and become his slave. This stops however when Jerry's long lost grandfather (played by Bryan Cranston) shows up to reveal he is a grand dragon in the KKK and raped Jerry's black grandmother.
B plot, George and Kramer connect over ironic-meme playlists on Youtube.
Carson Gray
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Isaac Moore
Idris Elba
Parker Garcia
>It's an episode where they watch WatchMojo.com for 10 hours and explain they hate it but cant stop watching due to Youtube recommendations feed
Bentley Reyes
Elaine decides she's going to join the Antifa fight and tear down a statue of a cis-white male. She beheads the statue of a beloved underground railroad member by accident and has to replace it before her new Antifa friends find out it was her.
B plot, Kramer tries to install AuNaseum to bankrupt Google.
Bentley Green
>tfw my dad used to do this JUST STOP CLICKING ON IT JESUS CHRIST
Carter Myers
People gave them money? Was this some crowd funded show then? Never heard of it
Jason Reyes
>george gets upset because people keep posting images of some guy with a baseball bat every time he tries to review a movie on Sup Forums >Jerry becomes a nice poster >Elaine accidentally signs a Sup Forums petition to kill niggers, boss, tries to keep boss from figuring out >Kramer tries to get /fit/, gets told that semen is great for gains and the subplot is him looking for semen suppliers
Angel Brooks
That's actually pretty funny
Zachary Martinez
>elaine tries to get into it but ends up making fembot threads on /r9k/ I could see this being a thing.
Carter Howard
>elaine tries to get into it but ends up making fembot threads on /r9k/ ha >Jerry (to Elaine): So what boards do you browse? >Elaine: Oh, I post on /r9k/ read /lit/ & Sup Forums >George: You post on /r9k/? Why it's full of bitter men who can't get women >Elaine: haha I know, I post saying how I enjoy cuddling with guys am that I'm ok with late bloomers. The attention is great >George: You ruining the board! You don't belong >Elaine: What's the big deal, it's just trolling >George: YOU'RE CROSSING A LINE >Karmer bursts: Who's heard about that new crypto currency being talked about on /x/?
Gavin Campbell
>/whoelseherenotaracistbut/ >also I'm a /fembot/ here's my discord if you wanna orbit me >elaine starts making thousands off of orbiters
William Russell
Yeah and they sold merch for the show before it was even released. T shirts were almost 30 dollars.
Joseph Wright
>kramer is a conspiracy theorist and browses /x/
Kek
Isaiah Reed
>George gets involved in a traffic accident >the other guy has no money to >judge makes guy work as George's buttler
Samuel Myers
Not gunna lie I fuckin keked, who are we gunna cast for this Millennium Seinfeld, Jerry is Dave franco, George is Boyega, Elaine is Dunham (fuck our lives), Kramer is Shia LaBeouf, 10/10 will watch
Kevin Thomas
>mid-30s, they are now mid-20s Wrong. If anything, they should be late-20s, at least. All washed up after living 'progressive' lifestyle.
Aaron Rivera
>Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment: Hey, God it's hot in here...Why is your place full of computers? >Jerry: Karmer's mining bit coins Second plot is George leaving Sup Forums open around his African American girlfriend and trying to convince her he takes it as satire.
Ethan Wilson
>Karmer wins $250,000 in a scratch lottery ticket, instead of saving it he blows it all on graphics cards hoping to get ahead of the bitcoin mining craze only to find out he bought the wrong cards >George is forced to coach a boys softball team after getting caught publicly urinating. However, his team is awful and have never won a single game so George has their parents agree to a temporary change their sex on paper and his team makes it to the girls national championship only to disqualified after a doping scandal >Elaine goes on tinder and is annoyed that only Indian men are messaging her >Jerry buys a new electric car but it quickly has multiple accidents because his car is too quite
Hunter Young
jerry gets exposed by george when he accidentally finds Jerry's stash of pictures of feet on his laptop, some are even Elaines. george fucks with jerry the rest of the episode bysending him pics of diff feet, when jerry realizes he decides to dig up some dirt on george. turns out george has a fetish of his own, hes a furry.
Kramer attends a feminist rally with Elaine, and suffers a stroke.
Parker Powell
>yes >YES >no >*quiet and no
Jason Morales
>it's like when you say you should've died in the holocaust to a jewish person, it's a joke!
Nathan Diaz
>karmer gets into vaping and vaping culture and the group is forced to hold an intervention >elaine becomes a vegan and can't stop talking bringing it up in every conversion so the group is forced to hold an intervention >george drunk at a party loudly proclaims multiples time that he thinks fleshlight sex is better than actual sex and the group holds an intervention >Jerry becomes trump supporter and the group is forced to hold an intervention