*breathes in*....... HAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*....... HAHAHAHAHA

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*breathes in*
*ur cock lodges into my mouth*
OwO

it's like that one eu star destroyer meme was taken as a good idea.

Shit man, what if your not joking, what if some faggot on the dev team for this film was like "hey guys i saw this online meme of super big star wars ships and im thinking hey lets make this real so like um guys in the theatre will be like omg it that meme and we can like have more uplikes on our facebook page..."

is this real?

wow

Its official, yes

SDSD Freudian Nightmare

>60km in length

for what purpose, truly. the super star destroyer was bad enough in my opinion

that's just absurdly ridiculous

It's not too much different from how EU always made big triangles, whether in the Old Republic days or the New.

it would make a better movie if it was just focused on that. No lie, id watch that.

>ESB introduces giant star destroyer
>TLJ follows suit
They just couldn't resist, couldn't they?

wouldn't the length make it impractical flying in space?

The ships after Jedi in the EU always fuckhupe too, like the Eclipse. But that's only like twice as big as the star dreadnought.

>half the size of the death star

So are we all in agreement that TLJ is just going to be an ESB remake.

The super star destroyer can at least somewhat make sense, they still have the Kuat Drive Yards under their control.

Also, the super star destroyer did absolutely nothing in Empire other than showing off the Empire's might, hence the show fleet amassing and the normal star destroyers getting covered in shadow. The star destroyer from TFA was already huge on its own.

I guess we'll see the MF in an asteroid field, because two movies already did it.

Everything musd be biggger. Better bigger dan befor

Its de same but its different better becuse biger big

I'd be fine with snoke having a giant SD for his HQ but it's obvious that Disney is just trying to out do the OT for the sake of it. Look at the first order AT-ATs which are twice the size of the OTs walkers.

The whole thing is retarded as the first order is meant to be the left over remnants of the empire. They should be acting like a guerilla force using terrorist attacks and hit and run tactics rather than fighting pitched battles.

Where are they even getting all this shit? The Empire needed established manufacturers to make their equipment. I think the lore even says they wasted a huge amount of the budget on making star destroyers. Like the Rebels used ships that already existed, the MonCal cruisers were converted from civilian use.

You'd think the Empire would learn not to put all their eggs in one basket. Can't wait for a single kamikaze fighter craft to take out a 30 mile long spaceship filled with four hundred thousand people.

The LSG is being very stingy when it comes to releasing information about the FO. Unfortunately that means more people will shitpost about things worse than usual until actual facts come out.

The executor was massive but not ridiculously so and served to show that the empire was still extremely powerful after ANH. It was also a good visual to show Vader's position of power in the empire.

Top priority for a spaceship?
>Aerodynamics
Kek, retards

>The Supremacy
Not very subtle, Disney

and in the sequel we'll get the starkiller 2! with an orbiting death star! that will be destroyed when snoke's stealth bomber shaped small dick replacer crashes into it, which will then cause the death star to crash into the next starkiller, which will crash into the sun that will be revealed to be another superweapon that can blow up a whole galaxy! BAM SHOOT PWEW PWEW STAR WARZ IS SO KOOL

Directed by Sam Raimi

The only way this shit makes sense is if they reveal that the empire is using the star forge to build all its crap. Which is to smart of an idea for Disney

>Starkiller base with an orbiting death star

i guess with turns, but with the wingspan, it could probably land on planets, i dont know where though

why not just call it "the cracker"

what if they're's like 100 of them and they come together to form a death star like orange slices

I'm surprised it's not called The Alt-Right.

I liked the Star Forge idea. Being a massive factory and fortress, and kept in the unknown region of space. I highly doubt Disney would go that route as well, but the FO was on that side of the galaxy.

>This new Supremacy will make the galaxy great again! Isn't that right, Captain Spencer?
>Hail Snoke!

"woke snoke"

>when it turns out the whole star wars universe is inside the hangar bay of one fucklargehuge super duper crystal clear Mr Clean gigor fatastirillion big mc turbogalaxy 1000 nebula star deathstar planet XBOX HUEG star gigamegaplexinator destroyer 9000!!!

did any bit of media ever explain why the First Order seems to have more resources than the Empire?

Read the thread, no.

>death star
>another death star
>a planet that is a death star
>a huge ship even bigger than all that shit combined

who comes up with these retarded ideas?

I hate the name Snoke, it's so stupid.

It's almost as bad as how they pronounce Dooku.

Cuz it reminds you of snookie

Yes. Snuck Smoke Snookie Snokie Smuck, etc. It's a bad name aurally.

Maybe part of the agreement for George to sell Star Wars to Disney was DIsney promised to make the Prequels look good by comparison.

(I liked the prequels, even knowing they are kinda shit.... but this is garbage. Sad.)

how does a splinter remnant faction have more resources than the actual unified empire at the height of their power?

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I just want Sheev back, guys

>Red Exhaust
>Evil

Snoke is EASILY the worst Star Wars name, and I can't think of any worse names in sci-fi, perhaps in all fiction.

>yfw no more sheev

Probably a comittee of soulless executives

Gone too soon. RIP in peace, sweet prince

Fuckin kek

X-wings and other rebel fighters had red engines though. And original Star Destroyers had blue engines. It's normally been like the lightsaber color rules for designating good and evil are reversed when it comes to starship engines and lasers.

It's not that large. The measurements have been mentioned online.

holy fucking shit I cant wait for the nerd crew to spoonfeed me another hack video about this

>The Supremacy

FFS

>did any bit of media ever explain why the First Order seems to have more resources than the Empire?

Friday Night Star Wars thread spoiler guy here.

They're setting up the reason in the books, and it will be thoroughly revealed over time.

Basically Snoke existed in the dark regions of the galaxy. He's massively wealthy and he's the one who has been bankrolling the empire. This is much in the same way that the Banking Clans funded the Separatists in the Prequel Trilogy.

Snoke's ultimate goal is control of all the wealth in the known galaxy.

I've never understood what that means, that parenthetical is so confusing. Does it mean human supremacy in the star wars setting is an allegorical representation of real world white supremacy? Or that the Empire is actually white supremacist (they kinda were in the OT)? The Empire is both white supremacist *and* human supremacist?

>soros is snoke

I'm going to be super butthurt if they try to play Snoke as either better than Sheev, or maybe some force that was manipulating him from teh shadows.

>jews make themselves the villains in the new trilogy
lol wut

For these people he'd be Rupert Murdoch or the Koch brothers or something.

Which is funny since the Koch Bros. are super lefties.

Came here to post this.

>SW has literally become a joke pasta

I actually like the shape of it, but making it fuckhuge is stupid. There's no reason for a ship to be anywhere near that big

>plot involves the eternal jew bankrolling the neo-nazi first order/empire remnants
>people start opening up to the idea that jews funded all the big wars in recent history
Is Disney unwittingly dropping one of the biggest truth bombs ever?

White people the only people that qualify as humans confirmed

Just going to point out that this image is not to scale. The Super Star Destroyer pictured would be about a third the length of the Supremacy, so picture three of them lined up over it.

Well sure, but you wouldn't know it from reading Alternet or Media Matters.

Blacked needs to start doing better first person porn videos where its basiclly you getting cucked while watching your white GF get blacked or something.
She should be taunting you about how happy she is that you let her fuck black cock.

>There's no reason for a ship to be anywhere near that big
It's the FO's equivalent of Kuat Drive Yards and Coruscant altogether. Smaller star destroyers dock on it to get repairs, everyone not stationed elsewhere in the FO lives on it, and it's the sole base of operations for the FO instead of using a stationary planet.

It's a mobile base.

Note how Echo Base in ESB couldn't be attacked by Executor and its escorts because it was too powerful?

This is that, but mobile.

Only white people are human

Good luck keeping that thing a secret with a crew of 1,500,000.

I think he's meaning that it's similar to white supremacy, and the Empire/FO is a human only club.

Which, might make sense when you look at TCW and how it was AYYYs and robots being the bad guys.

How else are they going to justify having a planet/solar system/galaxy destroying laser on a ship? You can't just put the Deathstar-Starkiller-Turbo-Hyperlaser 4.0: The Revengenance on a piddly star destroyer.

So its basically a aircraft-carrier.

But comically big with no real upsides to it. I wish the designs of these things were a bit more logical. But hey, at least it doesn't have a massive exposed bridge that disables the entire thing right?

It's secret up until TFA when the FO comes out into the galaxy in full force. That's all that mattered before then. Canonically, Leia feared the FO had a super star destroyer somewhere, but had no proof of it.

No. If you were going to imply something like that it would be the Banking Clan from the Prequels.

Snoke is more like Space Donald Trump. He used to be handsome, he's white, he has blue eyes, and he owns the casino on Canto Bight.

Are you the kind of crazy person who actually pays for porn?

Bigger. Like a floating base and repair dock with warship functions that can move under its own power.

It's probably invincible to attacking craft that the Resistance can muster.

And I bet it's taken out by Finn and co. after infiltration.

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no. snoke is the jew space king confirmed.

>it's the sole base of operations for the First Order
That's pretty cool then. If it's been roving the far parts of the galaxy securing resources and supply lines for the FO then it's a decent analogue to pic related

Too bad it'll inevitably get wrecked when Rey and friends sneak on board or launch a torpedo into an exposed reactor or something

This is never going to be explained. There is a trend all across media these days to completely jettison logic and details like "how the hell is a defeated rump government mass-producing huge war engines". It's the same trend that has characters teleporting all over the place and doing implausible shit in Game of Thrones.

Lucas was a hack, but he kept the setting in the sequels consistent enough that it made some kind of sense and still felt like the same setting. This new series makes no sense at all and things just happen to set up the next plot twist with no attempt made to explain how it's all possible in the first place.

is this shit fucking real

Snoke has been producing his army in the dark regions of the galaxy for decades. The Star Killer Base was actually the back up plan in case of the fall of the Empire. It will all be explained in new Disney Cannon (tm) EU. On sale soon at a book store near you.

*Retcons book in 1 year

How does the First Order build all their weapons in secret without it all getting revealed to the Republic? Do they not have officers checking companies' income to make sure they aren't conducting illegal operations and paying their fair share of taxes?

Yes, but it's a Revell model. They're just showing the lineage of the new Tie Silencer. It's not meant to imply that there's yet another Death Star. It's just being used as an exciting graphic and to show tradition.

Maybe he found some untapped resource.

Too bad Disney won't confirm things like Starkiller Base being Ilum.

Billie Jean is literally perfect. Minus the potato nose.

That would be a cool idea.

If you're going to shitpost about Disney canon, at least know it before you do.
Starkiller Base is Ilum, the main planet that the Jedi used for kyber crystal harvesting for lightsabers. The Empire then moves on to claim it and mine it for the DS projects. It isn't until after the Empire falls for good that the FO gets their hands on it.

Nothing's been contradicted yet in canon, so I don't see why it would happen so soon.

They live in the Unknown Regions, which is literally unmapped and people are too afraid to go into it for fear of the unknown - hence the name.

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>which is literally unmapped and people are too afraid to go into it for fear of the unknown

This sounds like total bullshit considering how many other dangerous worlds we've seen. Besides, someone needs to build those weapons. How do they have the manpower to build so many weapons without hiring from existing companies?

>numales don't exis-