Wonder Woman Sucked

Why was this movie so highly rated by critics? I just watched it and it sucked. Am I just a pleb or is there something sinister at hand?

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Blame third wave feminism, SJWs, the alt right, and the left.

People push and hyped this movie so hard because of "muh feminism". Seriousy, even the "No Mans Land" that is so hyped about is basically just half Zack Snyder slo-mo with generic orchestra track and half out of place WW electro theme with Zack Snyder action.

Not to mention Gal Gadot's pretty face is falsely pushed as 'charismatic ' when really all it was gullible retards being charmed by her pretty face. If this movie is succesful it means more heroic woman centric movie will be made which will end sexism apparently.

JUST LIKE HAVING A BLACK PRESIDENT ENDED RACISM AMIRITE GUYS

Don't look at my waifu anymore.

It's generic capeshit with a stick bodied jewess making cute faces.

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I liked it, although some of the dialogue made me roll my eyes

>OMG people were so racist and sexist back then amirite?
cringe

>they LITERALLY fought against gods
>get killed by outdated 1960s rifle
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH

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This movie looks like shit

>1960s

Why are literally all action scenes in movies just cartoons now?

Why does every modern action movie need that slow motion bullshit? Don't the filmmakers understand that it kills any tension?

>Why is a comic book movie exaggerated and unrealistic like a comic book?

this looks so bad it's unbelievable

>I AM NO MAN
jesus christ, really?

Because it gives audience members more time to fap.

ugh all the actions scenes were so cringy I dont know why but they make me cringe to the point that I cant watch.

This is the scene people were praising? Seriously?

thanks Wachowskis

No, comics have an inherent style in the art that makes it work within the medium. Movies have some skinny girl standing there one second and then the next she's replaced with a backflipping mario jumping on a cartoon tank.

I didn't like how she was basically a child that had to be told what to do by men the whole time. For a woman empowering movie, it was basically just showing off how ignorant and bad at decision making she was. She was strong yes, but they played the whole she's a gullible stupid child thing for too long. No wonder guys liked it, she was beautiful and stupid.

Please stop slowing the movie footage down, user. I want to see the footage like it was shown in the movie.

Post the ice-skating one.

>that direction

Wow! The DCEU truly is saved! I can't wait to see Princess Diana fight more baddies in JUSTICE LEAGUE ONLY IN THEATERS THIS FALL (Idk when this comes out but I'm too lazy to look it up for this shitpost)

just gotta turn your brain off and go in with low expectations for these kind of movies. not my fault your a retard.

>she was basically a child that had to be told what to do by men the whole time
normal state of affairs for women

so brave

But then how will I still be alive, user?

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Why do the machine guns fire like sci-fi laser cannons? what the fuck is going on? why do the WWI Germans look like Nazi soldiers?

Not pleb. I wouldn't say it sucked. Just mediocre.

Some good some bad. It dragged a lot in the middle and was overlong with cheesy effects and so-so acting.

shes not even that pretty and worse is if she wasn't wearing wonder woman clothes i wouldn't remember what she looked like..

also..is she jewish?

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>they didn't even get the proper time period right

Superheros in general are from the zeitgheist of WWII, not WWI.

Plus they went with the stupid New52 daughter of Zeus horse shit. With the whole message of love, Aphrodite as her creator makes mose sense.

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heee yaaahhhh!

>turn off brain to prepare to enjoy this movie
>enjoy it
>forgot to turn on brain because it was off
>get hit by a speeding chink driving at breakneck speed in the parking lot because he was born with no brain
>now a paraplegic
But at least I had fun, I think, or not.

So this is captain america with a woman...and even cap wouldn't take a tank round to the shield..

the amount of cgi and cuts in that 1 scene to make that stunt happen werent worth the effort.

>Movies have some skinny girl standing there one second and then the next she's replaced with a backflipping mario jumping on a cartoon tank.
That happens in comics as well. The real reason why it "works" in comics is that you're looking at stationary frames. There's no actual motion, so your brain fills in what happens between frames with its imagination. If it weren't for that limitation of the medium, you'd think comics look just as silly and unrealistic as comic book movies.

She is pretty and I do like Jewish girls... but she is awful as WW.

>posting the superior Wonder Woman
My negro

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thanks user

How many slow motion shots does this flick have?

No, because in the comic it has one consistent style. The drawings are literally tonally the same. In live action, you are jumping from literal live action footage to fake computer footage that looks fake. I'm not going to ignore my brain registering this just to nod along with shitty filmmaking.

woman knocks a fucking mortar aside like a bullet thinking thats how artillery or explosive ordinance works.

>no shrapnel
>hair done
>makeup

these are things I wouldn't let slip in captain america

slomo pads the runtime

>what are tracer rounds
you need more life experience

>why do they look like nazis
they don't you're just horrifically unedjucated

because the complexity of WW1 is lost on plebs

germans = bad guys, that's what the audience knows

Patty, go to sleep

>tracer rounds on field artillery
>ww2 german helmets
>shooting at the shield and not at knees or body

Critics can be bought. Who knew?

here's one a bit longer

>they don't
They actually do. The jackets are WW2 era too.

Explain the fucking bullets literally creating tiny explosions in the mud wherever they hit in

>I do like Jewish girls

cant argue with that...they're pretty funny.

it was total shit and gal's acting was terrible, the whole thing was awful

Lmao, wtf? At 00:8 she looks completely terrified and then by 0:11 she's angry and confident.

Who the fuck edited this?

This was nothing special. It was average at best and only slightly better than Suicide Squad.

DC hasn't had a good run of superhero movies and the box office is over-saturated with superhero shit recently so nothing really stood out from this one.

Gal Gadot is cute though for a jewess.

>Barely anyone around her
>Next frame she has a huge group of guys surrounding her which she knocks back with some shockwave shit

they wanted to give women something to stop their bitching about Hillary losing

what did she mean by this?

this

Friendly reminder grown women were crying during Wonder Woman because they got to see a movie with a giantess in a halloween costume use magic to fight cartoons.

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the only good part of this movie was that scene where david thewlis looks like an 80s porn star

why are they copying dbz

Why was everyone praising Patty Jenkins as some great director? Everything I've seen so far of this film looks like shit

I automatically hate any movie that trivializes WW1 into made for children trash

Even though it didn't Hav this : m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-O2etMo_Yw , a film is cool (*¯艸¯) What don't you like about ? How would you have it done ????

I think you know the answer to that, user

Only good thing I've seen her make is Monster because I have a raging boner for Christina Ricci

>Why was this movie so highly rated by critics?

Because they felt obligated to rate it highly, because it was the first high budget serious attempt at a female super hero flick in a very long time, and they didn't want their co-workers giving them constipated faces.

In all honest I do disagree with you, because I actually thought Wonder Woman was good. It's just not 90% on RT good, or the flawless be all end all of superhero films like so many reviewers tried to say it was. Realistically it should probably have something around 68%.

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Well she directed Monster, and Monster was a very good movie.

>even cap wouldn't take a tank round to the shield
yes he literally could

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Man, I'm just...I can't do it anymore, anons...I'm fucking done with CGI...like all CGI...it just all looks so shitty...like every goddamn movie nowadays.

>all that macroblocking

Jesus Christ was this movie filmed by Ugandans?

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Nah it was bretty gud. Gal is still a shit pick for Wondie but whatever. Their characterization of Wondie was perfect and everything around Gal was enjoyable to make up for her.

Climax and villain reveal was kind of shit but overall it's easily the best of the shitty DCCU.

He could...but he would not.

He's not even fucking aiming at her when he's throwing that shit

I don't understand why though. Why is there better looking CGI in movies from 15 years ago than in movies from 5 months ago?

GAL GADOT IS ZIONIST SCUM.

This is like a live-action DBZ lmao

I don't know, but fuck all this shit. Looking at the new Star Wars and then Justice League and then Homecoming...All this fucking shit looks goddamn awful. Like exceptionally bad.

is this in the final movie? the cgi looks unpolished and how does a cgi fight look so choreographed?

Hollywood is desperate for money, each summer season has progressively been pulling in less and less money to the point where if something is genuinely shit they will shill it as good anyway now

what you wish a live action DBZ was somewhat like.

it's legit from the bluray

Why the fuck are the rounds lit up like laser beams? You can't see a fucking bullet, it's just a tiny piece of metal flying through the air.

the thing I hate the most is Gal, she looks like a frail unathletic 90 pound beauty pageant contestant pretending to throw punches, it's not even that she isn't buff like the comics it's how gawky and awkward all of her actions are

It was a marvel movie set in DCEU.That's why critics loved it.

It's because she's a shitty actress. Patty Jenkins even said herself that she would never have cast Gal for the role

another idiot that looks at Rotten Tomatoes and thinks the percentage means how good it is

RT scores don't matter get out

Why does she look like a slug in salt?

Gal's acting was actually pretty appropriate to the entire thing for the most part. There was that part where she's trying to plead with her mom about helping Steve where she has to try to be urgent and involved and it was just cringeworthy, like a cut take. Other than that her wide eyed retard approach to acting was perfect for the naive fish out of water character.

Can you link a source user?
I'm not doubting you, I'd just like to have something solid handy next time someone says Gal "slayed the role"