Continuing from Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yay!) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Culture Pals - /cp/ Having a good time edition
Jayden Peterson
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William Butler
Thank you Randy.
Charles Barnes
You forgot the links lad
Zachary Carter
first for time is 3:39 an morning
James Myers
www.interpals.net
Website with pastas and scripts:
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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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Blame the lad who started the previous thread
Cameron Russell
Are the Rasmus asian?
Angel Young
Don't even mock The Rasmus, I love that band.
Henry Roberts
You should add the previous thread too
OLD THREAD:
Colton Reyes
I did first thing. You have the vision of 17 bats
Angel Barnes
> You have the vision of 17 bats
Awww, thanks Randy
Luis Thomas
Lauri is great, but Asian :)
Children of Bodom lads are really something.
I wonder if any of them shitpost.
Xavier Cox
Here's a Rasmus video to make it up
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Joshua Wright
>most of /cp/ was born only after this song was relesed
Austin Wright
I wanna have sex lads.
Dylan Diaz
I’m going to have that next week
Ayden Fisher
Just listen to Pantera like real brothers at the beach do you women
Joseph Smith
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Finnish power hour
Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Cox
They improved so much in just 1 album. Like wow. Their sound matured a lot in Dead Letters from that.
Also tfw I was born before they even formed
Ryder Gray
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i think i know so
Juan Edwards
>2001
Yeah no, plenty of people here are older than that, lol.
Wyatt Green
I wonder if all Finns can into metal
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cultural appropriation
Tyler Diaz
>Also tfw I was born before they even formed
get on my level, I lasted more than 3 countries.
Joseph Parker
Yugoslavia
Serbia & Montenegro
What's the third?
Lincoln Parker
we can also into hip pop
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i say about 50%
Josiah Gonzalez
SFRY -> original yugoslavia
FRY -> yugoslavia ( serbian and montenegro just until 2003)
S&M (Serbia and Montenegro 2003-2006 )
I still have FRY passport somewhere kek, it expired this year.
Julian Mitchell
Best finnish song coming through
Blake Jones
>we can also into hip pop
whatever happened to this kid?
became a rapper.. in Asia?
James Sullivan
kid of the video? he runs a restaurant in paris
t. knower
its polkka so its polish
Jace Smith
Dude, this kicked some serious ass back in the day and still does lmao. I have this on my playlist for driving
Noah Roberts
So it was Yugoslavia number 2.
Grayson Scott
>I have this on my playlist for driving
in coming road rage
>kid of the video? he runs a restaurant in paris
I used to not know if its a he or a she. I was young when this came out I thought only girls have long hair.
Jace Sullivan
Actually Yugoslavia number 3
Yugoslavia 1 -> Kingdom of Yugoslavia
Yugoslavia 2 -> Commie Yugoslavi
Yugoslavia 3 -> Serb Yugoslavia
tfw, so many yugoslavias
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why would you want Poland to take credit for that masterpiece dude
Jacob Gonzalez
>qt with the most beautiful hair I have ever seen said she's cutting it right now, above the shoulders
Not feeling good lads.
Landon Brooks
Why do dreams about happy things such as having a nice, loving gf hurt the most?
Chase Myers
my all time favorite screencap
Aiden Young
Man take the love advice from Brkovi
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>Radije cu sam sa sobom hladno pice piti, neg za malo vruce picke gorke suze liti
I would rather drink a cold drink by myself, than for a little warm pussy shed tears
Ayden Murphy
What happened to the mexican that was turned down and the brazilian with the japanese qt
Dominic Hill
can't pull for shit lads
Isaiah Murphy
Congrats on the kid
Jaxon Butler
eh?
Jeremiah Walker
Try laxative
Liam Hernandez
tfw, USA doesn't understand english kek
The brit meant
>can't pull for shit lads
as in he can't get a girl
USA understood it as
he didn't pull out in time
kekserino
Americans never cease to amaze
Aiden Ward
haha?
haha
Jordan Nelson
haha!
Josiah Murphy
I thought he meant he can't lift :')
Gabriel Russell
To be honest he was speaking in colloquial English that of which is different from the American variety. It is an easy mistake to make and as you see others could not discern what he meant.
Elijah Clark
>4 different interpretations of the same sentence
I love this langiage
Bentley Gray
Eh perhaps it's because I was taught british english.
And pretty much grew up watching shit like Only Fools and Horses
Although hollywood ruined me later.
Carson Mitchell
I thought he was the brit with the czech girl and assumed he fucked her raw, in the US pulling out when used in slang is mostly referring to pullout game.
Asher Morales
You mean serbia bro is wrong?
What did you really mean by this
Asher Hughes
Now we just need a South African and someone from Kangaroo/Kiwi land to complete the set.
Grayson Lee
nah based serbia is right, I can't flirt with girls on interpals
Thomas Scott
Don't forget the leaf
Nicholas Adams
Hell, the Irish, Scottish, and Welsh would all have their own say.
Asher Barnes
Use song lyrics :')
Ex.
Take me out, tonight.
Where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.
I used this in real life. Cunt doesn't know the song.
>fuck this shit I'm never gonna flirt again.
Parker Anderson
they wouldn't, sorry
does this actually work 0_0
Ryan Harris
>they wouldn't, sorry
You can't talk like a leaf with that flag.
Tyler Young
Like i said the guy didn't know the song and it was awkward. :')
However, if the qt likes a certain song and you used lines from it, that could be charming.
Dominic Morales
Yeah I know about american slang too to be honest hard not to when it's in every fucking movie/tv show
British is better though
In Serbia however we invented a language to use as a slang
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Your flag doesn't do the trick lad ?
William Rivera
>ugly girl is harrasing me
>again
fuckin hell
Jose Cooper
sorry
I'd imagine it would be awkward the way I'd do it
wtf I love serbia now
i mean the flag can't do anything if i don't know what to say
hot
William Ramirez
Probably scope out what songs they like and use those lyrics, though kinda seems a little poo teir to me since I'm not too much of a music guy
Fascinating
Caleb Murphy
I did this to a toothpaste bro once.
I asked him who put the weight of the world on his shoulder and told him to not believe the truth and talked about the importance of being idle.
That shit worked.. Only because he liked the band and I actually know those songs and album title.
But lol it's probably some form of autism that only works for me.
Dylan Reyes
I did send the lyrics to all star to a norway girl before just for the fuck it. I didn't have a chance to begin with so I figure something out of left field wouldn't hurt.
Austin Price
Mate flirting is just being good with words and not be shy to say it
you're a brit, being good with words should come naturally
I have a thing for bad jokes so if I was an American I couldn't resist finding a swedish girl and do an abba reference like, especially if I was not white. Well that part is true anyway.
>Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande ?
Charles Hall
and hell even if she says no, or doesn't get it you can still go, well come here and I'll make sure you do ;)
Ayden Smith
Lol use it well serbia bro :')
And don't forget to story time if it works
Joseph Evans
I guess I should try that out, if I can't punch up with looks trying cheesy shit that isn't poo tier wouldn't hurt.
Angel Moore
>tfw the vast majority of lyrics you know are punk rock music lyrics
David Thompson
I know shitty eurodisco lyrics maybe that would work for old euros
Daniel Diaz
thank you serbialad, I will try, but I'm goingto bed now
Zachary Stewart
I don't quote songs desu, if anything at all i go for literature sometimes though
And besides i'd never admit to knowing abba lyrics publicly
Brayden Wright
There must must be some funny bits there.
Try ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen inlove with.
I think that's punk.
Quite old school though.
Easton White
Also this. I doubt they'd appreciate quoting
>these 2 liters is too little to get me drunk for you.
Levi Cooper
kek I am surprised to know there are burgers who listen to eurocheese in the first place. You'll get all the MILFs :^)
Justin Cook
A little silliness wouldnt hurt..
But sounding smart is good of course.
Dylan Jackson
>Try ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen inlove with
You mean like... half of the times I fall in love?
Jose Taylor
It's a guilty pleasure of mine, even like to listen to covers from different languages.
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Hudson Martinez
Lol the song. It's great check the lyrics
Jason Cruz
Try singing this to a Scandi MILF, she'll definitely get wet after hearing it:
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You won't spend another lonely day after singing such a romantic heartfelt piece of art. Your days of sleeping alone will be over, my friend.
Jose Flores
This is... better than I was expecting.
Zachary Murphy
>silly
That's pretty much all i use from it. Or get out of trouble literature
I hate people who want to have "intellectual" conversations if they're not pissed. That's the only acceptable time
James Ramirez
Best bandname too
Josiah Hall
Good time for trolling desu
But I try not to bite more than I can chew.
Grayson Cook
Thank you based Portugal
Joshua Stewart
True
kek my ex girlfriends loved it when I clowned around. I'm not afraid of acting a fool and sometimes quote a shitty song verse
Blake Reyes
More lyrical genius
It's going to be hard to quote this
Carson Peterson
>Hate my wife, her boyfriend too
c u c k
Hunter Gray
Too funny t b h
Will win hearts..
Let's not forget, Till is German.
Connor Sullivan
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Michael Clark
You can be my english teacher any day if you know what I mean~
Ryder Taylor
I will sex both u shut up bitch bastard
Carter Thompson
Isaiah Perez
I wonder do poos like it when they get a taste of their own medicine from gay men
Tyler Gonzalez
/Sonirin
Hey, Sup Forumsards, I found the girl of your dreams. Grab your destiny right by the pussy!
Dylan Howard
Woah rude
Logan Morris
This, High Testosterone stuff right here
Cooper Baker
Morning lads. Dissertation is due tomorrow.