You've got 10 seconds to pitch us the next billion dollar kino Sup Forums, Go!
You've got 10 seconds to pitch us the next billion dollar kino Sup Forums, Go!
Hunter Rodriguez
Angel Russell
Your mom faggot
Adrian Miller
12 Hour Napoleon Remake
Alexander Cooper
I don't have billion dollar kinos, that requires world building, which I'm bad at myself.
Chase Morales
>DIsney focus group
Brandon Perez
>An army of online trolls and payed reviews
Dylan Brooks
ATLA, done right this time.
Zachary White
Cartoons turned into films are just like animes turned into film
Julian Reyes
>White men on one side
>White women and black man on other side
Really makes you think...
Bentley Lee
All black remake of Gods of Egypt
Leo Wood
white women, black man, jew director
Ian Gonzalez
>Gods of Where WE WUZ KANGZ N' SHIET
Charles Garcia
Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario are going on the sex adventure
Thomas Edwards
all women remake of Cats and Dogs
Dominic Jones
WINRAR
Jason Ortiz
All black remake of Zulu, starring Idris Elba as everyone
Nicholas Stewart
It's a medieval-fantasy about a regiment of crusader-esque warriors who travel to a far away land to fuck shit up while high on deliriants.
Robert Jones
>there's a conspiracy going on, the people you are supposed to trust are evil
>everyone uses augmented reality in some way, like cool new interfaces and stuff
>the protagonist is empathetic and open-minded, he keeps a running monologue of his deep thoughts, like "why can't we all get along?" and "what is the meaning of life?"
>there is also an element of pseudo-spiritual transcendence, except in order to make it more plausible the outside forces involved are space aliens instead of mythological figures or whatever
>so the guy gets to the bottom of it all with the help of his gay best friend and his unrequited female crush (who falls for him but only by the end)
>and when he does, he manages to take down the big bad guys and reform them with the power of friendship
>the space aliens are like: "now the human race is ready to join us"
>and then you see a little snippet of humans getting on spaceships and talking to other aliens all starry-eyed
>to be continued??????
>soundtrack is really cool space ambient like something you would hear in a video game
>ends up being a stale and easily accessible critique of our society but sounds really deep because of the special effects and rapid, witty dialog
>combines the human race's wish fulfillment complex with regards to both the apocalypse and feelings of belonging/understanding the world finally
Luke Mitchell
CIA spinoff of The Dark Knight Rises
Christopher Nelson
Rob Schneider is The Hole Puncher
Rated PG13
David Thompson
White male who sticks up for himself and his girlfriend when a group of black guys heckles them. The girlfriend soon stops hanging out with her roastie friends who had her out clubbing every weekend, boarderline cheating with normies.
Luke Phillips
(((THEY))) NEVER SLEEP...
Adrian Clark
They Live remake
Thomas Mitchell
lol is your life except she went with the niggers?
top kek
Jack Jackson
80's-esq Sci-fi adventure.
Lighthearted fun, with multiple one liners and jokes, but not forced quips like the MCU.
Soundtrack comprised of new music that alternates between 80's inspired pop and 80's inspired rock.
All practical effects.
Zachary Harris
Haven't seen one of those in ages.
Austin Brooks
IN A TIME
Jack Peterson
A documentary
>white guy
>out of shape
>cant get a gf
>doesnt do anything to improve his life
>starts browsing online forums
>finds other people just like him
>spends all of his free time complaining to other people just like him about how minorities are ruining "his" country
>its their fault he cant get a gf
>"its everyones fault but mine that im a failure" he says as the camera pans over piss bottles, anime posters, figurines and dry cumrags
>other forum members re-assure him that he is part of the master race and a J**ish puppet president will save them
>they reassure him that he is better than everyone else and he will save his master race by sitting on his ass posting frog pictures and circle jerking with other people just like him about how great they are meanwhile girls of his so called master race are out getting drilled in every hole by Tyrone, Paco, Saheed and even Chang.
but fortunately this will never happen since no one like that exists :)
Hudson Rodriguez
Valhalla Rising?
William Garcia
Buzzfeed made a short that was in the same vein.
Josiah Edwards
Drive but it's just scenes of Gosling driving and beating people so you have to figure out the pmot yourself
Ends with him marrying a qt and hugging her, promising he'll only ride bikes and give hugs from now on
Nicholas Wright
remake a 20 year old movie but replace the whole cast with niggers and/or women
Chase Perez
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Michael Price
...
Jayden Williams
FINDS A WAY
Joseph Parker
Zachary Barnes
inb4 mods
Thomas Gomez
Imagine if Dinosaurs were actually intelligent creatures. What if they were smart enough to invent a time machine to travel forward in time? What if arrive at present day Earth to reclaim it as their own?
A war ensues between technologic Dinosaurs versus present day humans. Think of all the merch and action figures that could be sold!
Eli Hughes
I've been thinking about this one for a while, but I want a 3 hour Epic kino about Operation Citadel, specifically the battle of prokhorovka, that shows both sides of the battle and has huge megabudget tank battles and wartunes
Joshua Cruz
A Lovecraftian series akin to The Walking Dead. Zombies are out. Tentacles are in.