Somebody please tell me how the fuck this physique on a young woman is possible?
I have never seen a woman with the body shape of Chloe Grace Moretz in my life. I have seen women bodybuilders on the internet who look odd but obviously put a lot of work into their body and yet they still maintain feminine features like their hands remaining small and not so veiny, and their shoulders still seem pointed and narrow. But in all my life, online and IRL, have I seen a female like Chloe Moretz. Her body looks like God mix and matched a broad shouldered teenage boy and a 16 year old girl. He took the hands of a feminine woman and replaced them with hands of a steel worker, he took the non existent lats of a young woman and slapped the lats of a 18 year old male who just completed the entire stronglifts routine.
Is this why she can't get roles anymore? Not even Marvel want to hire masculine women to play their main superheroes.
Her dad is a plastic surgeon so she'll probably get breast enhancements down the line, still cute though.
Hunter Wood
It's like you're watching testosterone over take her body in real time
Chase White
You could not possibly comprehend how hard every picture of her makes me
Isaiah Fisher
Really?
Even leggings which are supposed to make a womans hips and ass look bigger don't fucking work on her
Matthew Hernandez
>works out 7 days a week >somehow does lat and bench press but forgets to do squats
Zachary Jenkins
Every. Picture.
Ryder Taylor
>it's a Chloe thread
Ian Ramirez
Squats don't build glutes regardless.
Jacob Martin
Enough with the shitty photoshopped images..
Nicholas Sanchez
she was abused when she was little and pretty so she tries to look ugly to not get abused again, other girls become really fat instead
Hunter Scott
Remember the image that started it all?
Jonathan Collins
>he thinks it's shooped
Charles Cruz
They'll make a special superhero for her known as the Fridge
John Sullivan
Fuck I just noticed her pierced nipples, hot
Isaiah Perez
Chloe in 4 years in her current gym routine
Christopher Phillips
>Squats don't build glutes regardless. What
Joshua Gutierrez
fuck off tripfag
Ethan Campbell
That is fuckin glorious m8, also, are her nipples pierced?
Christopher Hall
It's a man, that's why.
I guarantee he took puberty blockers.
Why do you think "she" shows off her puffy vagina so much?
Jason Allen
One word: Kickass (the Movie).
tl;dr: She shouldn't have trained so hard to become the strongest 11-12 year old girl at the time of Kickass's release. No prepubescent kid should be lifting while they're still developing. They should do it as teenagers and young adults, when they've already developed.
Or else you'll look like a fridge.
Landon Robinson
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Landon Cook
Chloe Moretz falls in love with Paco.
Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Latino boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the Hispanic she called is not the same Hispanic she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DYEL.
Ian Campbell
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Brayden Barnes
FINDS A WAY
Henry Adams
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Noah Stewart
A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."
Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
Jacob Morgan
all chloeposting aside, is she out of rehab yet? She got dropped from all the movies except the remake of italian horror erotica Suspiria where being a drug addict would be a plus.
If she keeps it up she'll be playing a live action Zarya
Adam Walker
Why doesn't she have a neck?
James Murphy
outta my way dyel fucking shits
Adam Brooks
perfect casting
Jeremiah Perry
>can't even swing a paddle properly Don't care if it was for laughs COMMIT TO THE BIT
Joshua Hill
lmao i know the girl on the left
Caleb Foster
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Jonathan Anderson
Garth???
Juan Long
>I wonder what her drug of choice was. Steroids
Asher Wright
Jesus christ this is my favorite image
Juan Adams
How long until she reaches Lennymode?
Blake Scott
i bet her cunt is bigger then her ass
Henry Scott
I honestly can't tell what's a shoop and what's real anymore...
David Thompson
Why doesn't she just lose weight?
Grayson Watson
dem pussylips callin my name blud
Jace Nelson
mmm i bet her pusy is dolphin tight
Angel Clark
gibs snu snu
Kevin Robinson
fraud
Matthew Garcia
based
Mason Martin
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Luke Cruz
This is hormone therapy gone wrong. She was probably sick as a kid/teenager and doctor fucked up the dose.
Robert Adams
fuc u niga
Ryan Moore
yes they do retard
Logan Scott
yum
Wyatt Edwards
How can Chloe compete?
Kevin Morgan
I think only her right nipple is pierced. Or at least the piercing in her left one never showed through her clothing.
Robert Diaz
I honestly think she should go full weightlifter mode. It's the only way she could redeem herself. Her body shape is ruined forever anyway.
Maybe she is destined for Olympic greatness.
Tyler Rivera
Reminder: This is what she used to look like
Isaiah Lee
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Jeremiah Scott
Proof that little girls are better than 18+ grannies?
Logan Morris
She was such a cutie in My Name is Earl. Then year by year she's turning into an ogre.
Sad.
Jonathan Walker
she's not fat just big boned, really big boned if anything she should get fat and get implants so she might look vaguely feminine
Luis Hughes
what training did she do?
Alexander Murphy
Shit genes, working out 7 times a week.
Jacob Moore
how fucking new? Chloe was mocked for his body long before that pic. Pedro's disgust was just memes slipping to reality like many times before (plane crash, Trump etc)
Carson Williams
She's got the same body as that freak with two heads.
Isaiah Jones
dam, dat ass on the second from left. girl at work from spain has the same hip proportions.
Joshua Lewis
Maisie biopic when
Dominic Turner
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Carson Moore
is she of scandinavian ancestry? a lot of nordic women are built like this. mannish, broad shouldered, etc. the cute feminine looking ones are either ethnic minority lithuanians, latvians, estonians, etc or partly slavic.
Nolan Smith
MAXIMUM POWER!
Noah Ortiz
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Levi Watson
>physique on a young woman is possible
You never watch sports, uh?
Brody Roberts
Literally built for lifting heavy objects and cracking open a beer at the end of a hard day's work >buuurp
Colton Rivera
>an olympic athlete is the same as a actress
Lincoln Nelson
is he honestly the best meme ever?
Joseph Morgan
The point is they're both in better shape than you are.
Andrew Turner
If i see that damn paco one more time!
Hudson Hill
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Zachary Sullivan
Hi Chloe
Isaiah Hughes
it all comes down to genetics.
chloe should have been an athlete of some kind, honestly a pitiful waste of her genetics for her to be some pretty girl who appears in movies
Hunter Foster
photography was a mistake.
Jordan Jackson
Y'all a bunch of faggots. This girl is thick and fine. I know a handful of gals who are freestyle wrestlers -- they all have similar physiques. I would happily fuck all of them.
Josiah White
>thick
Are you fucking joking or what?
Josiah Foster
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David Ross
>THIS physique
learn to reading
Colton Kelly
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Camden Myers
Sup Forums has the most terrible of memes.
Hunter Foster
Based Marneus Calgar
Joshua White
IMAGINE being Paco...
Justin Carter
Imagínate ser Pablo en esa foto y tener que estar como "maldición, Chloe Moretz, estás muy buena, toda sexy con tu cuerpo de refrigerador y horrible cara rechoncha. De verdad tendría sexo contigo" cuando todo lo que quiere hacer es tirarse a otra latina de 16 en el vestidor de Chloe. En serio imagínate tener que ser ese chico mexicano y no solo abrir esa puerta mientras Chloe Grace Moretz luce su asqueroso cuerpo frente a ti, la luz del sol revelando sus pezones perforados y pata de camello, y solo pararte ahí, una y otra vez, mientras ella se abre paso lentamente fuera de su auto. No solo tener que tolerar su monstruosa puta vagina sino su actitud arrogante mientras todos en el lugar le dicen que TODAVÍA LO TIENE y MALDICIÓN, ¿CHLOE GRACE MORETZ SE VE *ASÍ*? porque ellos no son los que tienen que pararse ahí y observar su rechoncha puta cara de michelin colocada flácida y sosa en su asqueroso cuerpo de refrigerador. Te has estado tirando nada másque una saludable dieta de latinas firmes y morenas y después presuntas víctimas de violación del cartel por TODA TU CARRERA saliendo de los barrios bajos en México. Nunca antes has visto algo tan jodidamente asqueroso, y ahora juras que puedes probar el sudor que está saliendo de su mal proporcionado culo mientras se lo abren esos mal ajustados pantalones deportivos, engreidamente confiada en que disfrutas la oportunidad de que te paguen por pararte ahí y deleitarte de su belleza "estatuesca (pues así es como se describe a sí misma)", la belleza por la que trabajó tan duro 7 días a la semana en los meses anteriores. Y entonces ella pide abrir otra puerta, y sabes que podrías matar a cada persona en este estacionamento antes que su seguridad pudiera derribarte, pero te sientas ahí y aguantas, porque eres un puto chico mexicano. No vas a perder tu futura carrera de chofer por esto. Solo aguanta. Asquea la cara y aguanta.
Jack Gray
She MUST have some Norse or other swimming people ancestry, those shoulders and lats are insane on a natty girl.
Lucas Morgan
I'm Italian and I understand almost everything but what does "rechoncha" and "asqueroso" mean?
