Hawk drops a live SNAKE on a BBQ as a family cooks lunch in a Melbourne park

Fucking kek Australia

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Even their wildlife shitposts

> Melbourne

Theres a very real chance that hawk is gay.

kek

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3766226/Hawk-drops-snake-family-barbecue-lunch-Melbourne-s-Yarra-River.html?ito=social-facebook_Australia

That video doesn't seem like its been filmed in Australia at all.

>Hawk: "FUCK OFF CUNT"
>Snake: "YEAH FUCK OFF WE'RE FUCKING FULL"

Even the wildlife is trying to chase migrants out of the country.

The emus have entered into agreements with the hawks, who are providing close air support. This was a response test. TO ARMS STRAYA

>Speaking Chinese.
Seems pretty Australian to me famalam.

No, that's definitely Melbourne.

I feel like this an omen that Hawthorn will win the GF.

Another quality piece of journalism from the daily mail.

What would we do without their overflowing journalistic integrity?

Fucking australia, I swear.

Is this what heat does to living things?

So you're saying they got a free BBQ snake? That's awesome!

>Emu armistice weakening
>Hawks are arial bombing with snakes
>snakes are wearing armor

When you had your gun debates in the 90s, did anyone point out your wildlife is forming a coalition and preparing for war again?

Fake viral attempt

I hope not

>chink voices
Yeah i'm afraid thats melbourne.

Australians are at war with Australia.
Is this the longest War in human history?

youtube.com/watch?v=2952l6QFO98

Seems fake though

Fake as fuck. There are no Hawks that big in inner city Melbourne.

8 second video.

Yeah nah fake m8

Why did the Australian women side with Emus during the great emu war?

Fake and gay.

This screams fake. But it's hilarious.
That's like throwing chicken wings at niggers

You forgot to mention that the birds firebomb their prey as well.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439042/Birds-prey-starting-fires-DELIBERATELY-Brown-falcon-dropped-smouldering-twigs-Australian-bush-smoke-mice-insects-say-researchers.html

OH THE HUMANITY

This is what I like about the mail

He was just sharing his meal with them

it's not fake. The fauna we have in aus are outright cunts. Fucking magpies tried to start shit with me today. Had to keep my head down and walk faster than usual..

I've heard about magpies attacking.

They can be outright cunts.. Crows are better behaved.

Pretty normal for greater birds to bombard humans with bait if they enter certain territory. Got bombarded from a falcon with a dead rabbit in the Netherlands.

WHY DIDNT THEY COOK IT...

CUS FUCK OFF WERE FULL (OF FOOD)

Throw another snake on the barbie.

Yeah Magpies tend to start doing that around September

>BING LAO CHING PONG
sounds like australia

>girl taking 14 dicks in her holes on camera then drowning in nigger semen
sounds like czech republic

S N A K E
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No that sounds like Australia too.

>play video
>"ching li xiao chong zhu"

good grief

i can rattle of 10 czech porn stars who do inter racial gang bangs. can you name 10 aussie sluts who do the same?

>inb4 your mum, and 9 female family members

...

>emus
youtu.be/x9613pIocwQ

Just stomp on it's fucking head

your mum, and 9 female family members

...

Fake as fuck

oh my god, that's absolute bullshit

>there are actual americans out there who thinks this is real.

typical Treeless Lebo wog goatfucker faggot.

Fake and gay

Have you been to Melbourne?
It's like where's wally only it's spot the white man

Based corvids

Magpies are complete dickheads
Cunts fucked

Mate
Have you seen Melbourne?
It's got more Chinese then fucking Shanghai

Welcome to melbourne
It's why I hate the place

B.

E.

C.

>G'day m8! Throw anotha snake on tha bar-B!
This is now a meme.

>'Lmfao [laughing my f***ing a** off], such a crappy fake video,' vyseskies said.

Thanks dailymail.

I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUKKIN BARBIE