How do you go from this

how do you go from this...

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...to this?

you can't be considered JUST when you have a flawless hairline

...to this?

eat whatever the fuck you want

Fuck does he ever look like Phil.

Who here /wasted and wounded/?

to THIS?

What is Bam gonna eat next?

>Eat whatever the fuck I want

OHHHHHHHHHH

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit
>looks up
>Dunn takes off his mask
>it was Knoxville in costume the whole time
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i had a crush on bam in the early 2000s before i knew i was bi

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Bam is a dick friend for punching Novak, but Novak is Novak and deserves it.
I wish we could sacrifice Novak, Raab, Dico, and Yohn to bring back Ryan Dunn.

or

>Bam goes to hug Dunn
>Dunn disintegrates into snakes in his arms

I like it, but how would it work? Would the Jackass crew have to slip some LSD in his coffee or something?

he unironically has acute alcoholism

Why would you want to sacrifice Dico, Raab and Yohn? None of them hangs around with Bam anymore + the are all solid dudes. Especially Rake Yohn.

yeah, dico > dunn. everyone retroactively loves ryn dunn for some reason, but he always seemed like a talentless side character.
remember that he habitually drank and drove and got another person killed a long with him.

Novak and Bam have an agreement that as long as Bam gives Novak money whenever he wants it, Bam can do whatever he wants to Novak and treat him like shit. Also I doubt Novak even felt that due to the drugs. It even looks like he fell over on purpose, those hits were pretty weak.

For the greater good. Dunn's power level is so high that not one person can be sacrificed to bring Dunn back. Multiple people that absorbed his energy from decades of exposure must be sacrificed. Bam would be the first likely candidate, but as he is one person that has also destroyed his mind, body, and spirit with copious amounts of alcohol and drugs, Bam cannot be sacrificed. The only likely candidates would be Raab, Dico, and Yohn. Jess Margera is also another likely candidate, but even he has admitted that Bam was the more well liked Margera brother by Dunn, so Jess cannot be sacrificed.

holy autism batman

However the fuck he wants.

At least he's not balding, so he's got SOMETHING going for him.

JK the same age Bam is

He's also back on the skateboard and off the alcoho + he's going to be a dad soon. I think he actually got a lot going for him at the moment. He seems to have matured a lot this year. Reallly looking forward to the Epicly Later'd episode about him.

There's pictures of Bam and the rest of the Jackass crew together doing something in Australia on Facebook. Maybe some kind of side project.

Gay porn

A man can dream

Yes. He is. Try not to use a photo from 2007.

Why not, that's a pic from when he was 37, same age Bam is now.

Dam he looks rough, but it's what I would expect.

good for you

This is a good jackass pasta. Rip Dunn, rip.

Just a reminder Steve-O is the GOAT

post em