"The name's Bond..."

>"The name's Bond..."

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>"...James Bond."

Not british

no just no

>Not british
Lazenby wasn't British and you have to admit how much of a good dramatic actor Nikolaj is.

How awesome he would be as a ruthless secret agent with drinking and woman problems

At least Australia was a commonwealth country.
regardless Lazenby was shit.
OHMSS is great though.

>"The name's Bond..."

He's a good actor but his English accent is crap. Same with Peter Dinklage.

>The name's Bond, Jeppe Bond.

EDMEDOIN MEH SHOOK, EHM BOOND; JEHMES BOOND

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>"The name's Bald... Almost Bald"

The names bond

DR Pavel I'm Bond, James Bond

Ehh you noo, ehm Bond, James Bond

Lesbond?

بانڈ. جیمز بانڈ.

Could work.

There is literally no chance they go with a straight white guy after Craig.

still the best Bond

Wait he's doing an English accent? I thought that was his Dane accent kek.

top kek

>"James Bond, Universal Exports"

License to steal

No, doesn't fit at all

No, just fucking no!

Honestly, even Idris Elba is better for Bond than those two

more like amerinigger bond

I hate that fucking faggot so much

he has the voice and charisma

Uh, Hi... I'm James Bond... but you can call me James, uhm I guess

>Dr Pavel, I'm A. CIA.

is it the same guy pushing for this every time, or do more people than just you think this would be a good bond? i'm genuinely curious

Bond. Gold Bond.

>hurr not British
>neither Lazenby or Brosnan were British

Stop getting Bond wrong!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI

lel

>Classic Exports

The name's Bond. Ifuckmysister Bond.

There are clear traces of the danish accent, but there is a lot of mimicking the english in his speech as well, so it's more a mix of sorts.

An example of a more pure danish accent could be this youtube.com/watch?v=G4uGh5E2Hhw

My name is Bond, Burger Bond.

i think he was pretty good in UNCLE as suave sharp dressed agent, so its no wonder a few more people perceive him that way, plus he is kinda hunk, british, and has a charismatic aura

Did he enable the Donkey Kong cheat or something?

There's literally talk of making James fucking Bond a woman, so yeah, I'd take Nikolag any day of the week over that disgusting concept.

Sean Connery was bald at 21.

Is this from that movie where his character is having an affair with the three female leads so they kinda overexagerate and go way overboard by ruining his career and life?

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Last night I pierced your sister's buns

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That can easily be fixed with a "grew up in finland or something" type of story. Or, was surrounded by people from that area.

Not that hard.

My name's Bronned. James FOOKEN Bronned.

Bond?

he's an attractive guy but he has no charisma

Kek. Whoever made this is a genius. I almost feel like we need to meme this into existence so we can laugh as the world burns.

James Bond canonically has a worse widow's peak than Cavill currently does.

James Bond has a huge thinning line, read a book!

>read a book

tfw not tall and will never look that good in a suit.

he feels like the sort of bond that will let his henchmen do all the dirty work while he stands in the shadows getting his 'little finger' sucked.

nice dubs and samefag, it's clearly void of any humour.
kys my man.

i unironically want to see this
also checked

Is he up for Felix, or would he be afraid of typecasting?

search your heart, you know he'd be perfect. he has that combination of rugged manliness and smug confidence that defines Bond oozing through his pores.

>53

SNIVELRY

>-9001. Michael Fassbender

>2. Nikloaj Coster-Waldau
>3. Henry Cavill
>4. Idris Elba
>5. Aidan Turner

>16. James Purefoy
>17. Riz Ahmed
>18. CIA
>19. Paul Dano
>20. David Thewlis

>51. Bronn
>52. Michael Cera
>53. Rowan Atkinson

>9001. Shaq
>90001. Ellen Page

>Riz Ahmed

I'm a turn you into baked beans

>Lazenby wasn't British
>50's Australian

Nogger

I'm actually good with this

>we wuz brit convicts and shiet m8

fucking this.
Not just anyone can play Bond. It takes a certain level of ability.

>its like a nigga hollow cost

kek

too young. he looks 13 or something

make my dream come true

Goddamn, that would be good.

But, yeah, he's not from the UK or a UK former colony. That's my Bond beef. They let a regular Euro as Bond, and that opens up any shitty American hunk with a bad accent to play Bond.

Not having it.

Keep it traditional.

pppfffthahahaha

was this any good?

Like comparable to austin powers good? because Ive been wanting more of that forever now

the next bond should be black imo

Huh. Now that you mention it, he would def get my vote

>Trayvon Martin DB9

The first one sucks but the sequel has genuine laughs.

The name's Bond

sweet I'll check it out then, thanks

Not Austin Powers level good, no

>make me James Bond or ill join ISIS

The name is Bond, Abdul Al-Bagdadi Bond

Bond

He would be perfect and you know it

>suddenly only black actresses are cast as bond girls

The name's Draper... Don Draper

Dougie get two kills
Dougie double zero agent

Fassbender as Bond and Hamm as his CIA equivalent. I nice gentlemen rivalry with both trying to beat the bad guy but also steal important tech for their respective governments.

Bond was adopted, so he could easily be African or Middle Eastern and still be named James Bond

>De nem iz Bond...Smellz Bond

i kind of want this

No there isn't. In your head maybe.

we need a turbobeta Bond. better than a black Bond.

>UK
>important tech

ZE NAME IST BOND... HERR BOND

It was literally written by the Bond writers

lmao

the names bandit

arse bandit