>"The name's Bond..."
"The name's Bond..."
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>"...James Bond."
Not british
no just no
>Not british
Lazenby wasn't British and you have to admit how much of a good dramatic actor Nikolaj is.
How awesome he would be as a ruthless secret agent with drinking and woman problems
At least Australia was a commonwealth country.
regardless Lazenby was shit.
OHMSS is great though.
>"The name's Bond..."
He's a good actor but his English accent is crap. Same with Peter Dinklage.
>The name's Bond, Jeppe Bond.
EDMEDOIN MEH SHOOK, EHM BOOND; JEHMES BOOND
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>"The name's Bald... Almost Bald"
The names bond
DR Pavel I'm Bond, James Bond
Ehh you noo, ehm Bond, James Bond
Lesbond?
بانڈ. جیمز بانڈ.
Could work.
There is literally no chance they go with a straight white guy after Craig.
still the best Bond
Wait he's doing an English accent? I thought that was his Dane accent kek.
top kek
>"James Bond, Universal Exports"
License to steal
No, doesn't fit at all
No, just fucking no!
Honestly, even Idris Elba is better for Bond than those two
more like amerinigger bond
I hate that fucking faggot so much
he has the voice and charisma
Uh, Hi... I'm James Bond... but you can call me James, uhm I guess
>Dr Pavel, I'm A. CIA.
is it the same guy pushing for this every time, or do more people than just you think this would be a good bond? i'm genuinely curious
Bond. Gold Bond.
>hurr not British
>neither Lazenby or Brosnan were British
Stop getting Bond wrong!!!
lel
>Classic Exports
The name's Bond. Ifuckmysister Bond.
There are clear traces of the danish accent, but there is a lot of mimicking the english in his speech as well, so it's more a mix of sorts.
An example of a more pure danish accent could be this youtube.com
My name is Bond, Burger Bond.
i think he was pretty good in UNCLE as suave sharp dressed agent, so its no wonder a few more people perceive him that way, plus he is kinda hunk, british, and has a charismatic aura
Did he enable the Donkey Kong cheat or something?
There's literally talk of making James fucking Bond a woman, so yeah, I'd take Nikolag any day of the week over that disgusting concept.
Sean Connery was bald at 21.
Is this from that movie where his character is having an affair with the three female leads so they kinda overexagerate and go way overboard by ruining his career and life?
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Last night I pierced your sister's buns
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That can easily be fixed with a "grew up in finland or something" type of story. Or, was surrounded by people from that area.
Not that hard.
My name's Bronned. James FOOKEN Bronned.
Bond?
he's an attractive guy but he has no charisma
Kek. Whoever made this is a genius. I almost feel like we need to meme this into existence so we can laugh as the world burns.
James Bond canonically has a worse widow's peak than Cavill currently does.
James Bond has a huge thinning line, read a book!
>read a book
tfw not tall and will never look that good in a suit.
he feels like the sort of bond that will let his henchmen do all the dirty work while he stands in the shadows getting his 'little finger' sucked.
nice dubs and samefag, it's clearly void of any humour.
kys my man.
i unironically want to see this
also checked
Is he up for Felix, or would he be afraid of typecasting?
search your heart, you know he'd be perfect. he has that combination of rugged manliness and smug confidence that defines Bond oozing through his pores.
>53
SNIVELRY
>-9001. Michael Fassbender
>2. Nikloaj Coster-Waldau
>3. Henry Cavill
>4. Idris Elba
>5. Aidan Turner
>16. James Purefoy
>17. Riz Ahmed
>18. CIA
>19. Paul Dano
>20. David Thewlis
>51. Bronn
>52. Michael Cera
>53. Rowan Atkinson
>9001. Shaq
>90001. Ellen Page
>Riz Ahmed
I'm a turn you into baked beans
>Lazenby wasn't British
>50's Australian
Nogger
I'm actually good with this
>we wuz brit convicts and shiet m8
fucking this.
Not just anyone can play Bond. It takes a certain level of ability.
>its like a nigga hollow cost
kek
too young. he looks 13 or something
make my dream come true
Goddamn, that would be good.
But, yeah, he's not from the UK or a UK former colony. That's my Bond beef. They let a regular Euro as Bond, and that opens up any shitty American hunk with a bad accent to play Bond.
Not having it.
Keep it traditional.
pppfffthahahaha
was this any good?
Like comparable to austin powers good? because Ive been wanting more of that forever now
the next bond should be black imo
Huh. Now that you mention it, he would def get my vote
>Trayvon Martin DB9
The first one sucks but the sequel has genuine laughs.
The name's Bond
sweet I'll check it out then, thanks
Not Austin Powers level good, no
>make me James Bond or ill join ISIS
The name is Bond, Abdul Al-Bagdadi Bond
Bond
He would be perfect and you know it
>suddenly only black actresses are cast as bond girls
The name's Draper... Don Draper
Dougie get two kills
Dougie double zero agent
Fassbender as Bond and Hamm as his CIA equivalent. I nice gentlemen rivalry with both trying to beat the bad guy but also steal important tech for their respective governments.
Bond was adopted, so he could easily be African or Middle Eastern and still be named James Bond
>De nem iz Bond...Smellz Bond
i kind of want this
No there isn't. In your head maybe.
we need a turbobeta Bond. better than a black Bond.
>UK
>important tech
ZE NAME IST BOND... HERR BOND
It was literally written by the Bond writers
lmao
the names bandit
arse bandit