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Parker Martin
Gavin Kelly
heil hitler ;)
Jayden Phillips
poo-scented farts
Justin Edwards
Weya He Weya Ho
Meadow sky, mountain snow
Weya He Weya Ho
Song of Sioux, home of Crow
Oh you river, roll-a-rhee
My home is Wyoming
Green River Wyoming
Wild and free
Oh you river
You smell like Heaven to me
From the center of the Earth
To the center of the Sky
There am I
Sweetwater
There am I
From the mountains high above
To the Valley down below
I am with you sweetwater
Where'ere ye go
And the wind rides high
And the wind blows free
And the wind marries me
Joshua Diaz
GOTTA GET UP, I GOTTA GET UP
MOVE
GOTTA GET UP, I GOTTA GET UP
MOVE
GOTTA GET UP, I GOTTA GET UP
MOVE
NA NA NANANA NANANA NA
Chase Ross
Grayson Nguyen
why cant we have a mong PM who entertains us on twitter
Adrian Scott
twitter.com
scotch are a right laff
Nicholas Sanders
britain is rubbish
Kayden Lopez
make room for bruce
Evan Jackson
can't imagine not being able to cook to a reasonably high level
Landon Cruz
>Bale scored after 2 mins against China
state of chinese football
Nicholas Walker
not a fan of islamophobes
Andrew Foster
yodel man on break
Kayden Perez
JUST LOST THE VIRGINITY LADS WAHEY
Grayson Gutierrez
I hate Muslims
Dominic Wood
i'm an islamophile, me
Connor Rogers
obviously scripted for marketing purposes
Oliver Diaz
*does a 10 minute repair job*
*faffs around for 90 minutes*
*claims I was on site for 3 hours*
ahh yes very impressive
Wyatt Richardson
lyme regis la'
Juan Taylor
100 minutes isn't even 2 hours you numpty
Nicholas Turner
How long did you last lad?
Leo Turner
I don't see what that has to do with anything
Jack Cox
2 minutes but I tongued her fanny until she came
Andrew Barnes
mate.... I think.... I think yeah, I think that's the point. Hmm?
Luis Perez
>I don't see what that has to do with anything
Elijah Lewis
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
I woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Luke Diaz
An interesting report out today shows that Muslims are more likely to feel British identity is important than the general population.
>Muslims place greater importance on national identity, finds UK study
>More than half see being British as important, compared with 44% of general population
>Muslim children have high aspirations for their educational achievement, with 56% saying it was very likely they would go to university, compared with 38% of non-Muslim children. More Muslim girls than boys expected a university education.
>Almost two-thirds of Muslims said they think different religious and ethnic groups should mix more. A majority of Muslims of all ages wear a poppy on Remembrance Day and almost three-quarters said they always or sometimes send Christmas cards.
theguardian.com
Rorkes BTFO.
Leo Turner
>100 minutes isn't even 2 hours you numpty
Liam Howard
There is but one goal in life, to end suffering.
But how can we end suffering, when toil is suffering incarnate?
Daniel Rogers
physically shutdown last night when I got home from unitoil. had a 13 hours sleep where I dreamed I shot up the uni campus.
Lucas Wright
Ah yes
Nolan Myers
>I don't enjoy my job therefore everyone who has a job must be suffering
actually really enjoy my job, thanks for asking
Ryan James
watch my chops bernie
Michael Howard
>physically shutdown last night when I got home from unitoil. had a 13 hours sleep where I dreamed I shot up the uni campus.
Noah Cooper
>unitoil
no such thing
Owen Garcia
you can't refer to money as 'them'
Jeremiah Ortiz
Kayden Bailey
It was revenge for Voldemort, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Snape was a made man, and Dumbledore wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Deatheaters. It was real greaseball shit. They even threw Albus from the tower so the school couldn't give him an open coffin.
Angel Nguyen
Andrew Ross
alri toilberg
Daniel King
this was good but you could replace greaseball with something more harry potter related to make it better imo
Chase Reed
My sweet Cornelia
Corny my love
My lovable corndog
Corno, my beautiful wife
Connor Davis
the saffer claims to be a neo conservative but white knights muzzies at every opportunity really makes you think
seems more like an agent of chaos
Bentley Ramirez
love this gimmick
Landon Bailey
Want the fartposter from the last thread to know that I appreciate their work, it's a gimmick that I can see really taking off just keep at it
Caleb Martin
>nothing in for lunch
>takes me 45 mins round trip on foot to tesco and back
maybe it was a mistake being 25 and not having a driver's licence or car
Angel Phillips
Nice work la
How old?
Jaxson Robinson
those utterly lifeless eyes
Liam Rivera
why aren't kids being called Isambard anymore
Blake Diaz
got off with a lad for the first time yesterday, not sure how I feel about this but it was just like kissing a girl
Jacob Watson
something really odd about her face
it's like she's wearing a mask
Ethan Scott
For women, life begins when they give birth.
Gavin Morris
He's a jew
David Ward
>struggles to do 45 minutes of walking
how fat are you la
Lincoln Hill
>that pic
howling
Cameron Cox
maybe people think it isambard name
Benjamin Allen
gonna bash your head in with a brick while you sleep
Connor Reed
it's not difficult it just takes a long time and is boring when you have to make the same trip all the time
Nicholas White
i'm a nice handsome lad with good manners and a big willy
Andrew Murphy
Charles Foster
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Bentley Hall
any unhinged man in
Aaron Diaz
I live 5 minutes away from one supermarket, and 12 away from another
I think you just live in a shit area
Ian Ross
my life for england
Dominic Lopez
That isambard idea!
Carter Turner
>not having a co-op on the corner of your street
can't imagine being this deprived
Isaiah Turner
why is literally every single italian american called paulie
Justin Wilson
hinged and lubed here, not a squeak outta me
Thomas Brooks
>@ 24 seconds
Wyatt Reyes
have to breath heavily through my nose all day to not snap and go off on some runt
Isaac Russell
We have Mo Salah
Xavier Jones
bbc.com
this is why I ALWAYS turn on the high-beam lights when driving through dimly lit roads. oh, it strains your eyes, does it? don't give a fuck m8
Juan White
ey paulie whassa matta
oh
OH
*gestures*
I'M WALKIN' HERE!
Joseph Sanders
literally me
Noah Hill
I used to walk make a 10 mile round trip from college walking everyday, enjoyed it 2bh
Adrian Rogers
not for honour
but for youuuuuuuuuuu
Leo Powell
want the unitoil experience? put this on max volume: youtube.com
sit on the most uncomfortable chair you have (be sure to destroy back/neck posture) and be prepared to reproduce minimum 80% of the content the next day after one viewing.
Aiden Kelly
ah yes I always activate the high beams in my driverless car
Xavier Lopez
oh FRICK cody she was jaywalking, that's what you get for breaking the law
Adam Carter
whoops looks like we better ban automatic cars and set the technology back another 20 years
Colton Johnson
do american roads not have street lights?
Isaiah Clark
Fuck off
Kevin Murphy
ohhhhhhhhh
Parker Smith
for me, it's Mohamed Salah of Liverpool
Connor Moore
figlio di puttana
pezzo di merda
Daniel Foster
egyptian NT?
Brandon Lopez
>attending lectures
you a brainlet or something? you learn much more just going through course notes / slides / textbooks in a quiet room, alone, for a few hours than you do mindlessly listening to a lecturer
Jason Perry
dont rate him
le dance around relegation fodder man
Dominic Reyes
someone should invent a drug that makes boring stuff fun
Jaxon Allen
awful post
Easton Clark
for me, it's Lee "Lee" Cattermole of Sunderland
Justin Gomez
kys
Juan Flores
why does she sound like a robot
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I dropped out of uni because lecturers suck at teacher and I don't know how to learn things properly by myself
Lincoln Kelly
STFU you little nignog.
Joshua Morgan
87213098
Ryder Turner
the car just didn't register her because it couldn't see. not sure if they were using LIDAR, which should've caught it anyways
nah, this is a minor setback at the most
it depends on the city really. in big cities like Houston, where there is a lot of tax money, they are pretty well lit, but in others not so much.
Eli Richardson
amphetamine for work
Easton Peterson
I graduated University and didn't have sex once