On my honour, I hereby affirm the pictured statements to be an accurate summation of my personal worldview...

On my honour, I hereby affirm the pictured statements to be an accurate summation of my personal worldview. I promise to live by them.

>People are created equal
no thanks

umm, user, you forgot to take the pledge.

"Please c᠎uck the shit out of me, Mr. Shekelstein. I am a good little wagec᠎uck and will lick your boots and circumcised penis"

>library Cards are free

nothing is free, dipshit

I think it's a typo of "library cards are paid for using taxpayer dollars taken at gunpoint"

>11. I understand the world is not fair
>12. I believe that all people are created equal

Really stimulates the neural activity

You sound a tad autistic m8

All people are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

>pointing out the hypocrisy of some dude who plays a wagec᠎uck on TV for a few hours a month for 100x the salary is being autistic

Thanks for working so hard, it really helps me out.

really made me thicc

Dumb people work hard. Smart people get dumb people to work hard for them.

Get a Job you worthless NEET!

point 1 and 10 contradicts, but he drunk so much of the justworldtheory juice I'm sure he is not aware of it.

>I vow to work 12 hours a day doing shitty jobs and live in a tent eating beans.
suit yourself m8

I'll have you know I'm disabled.

Brilliant people lend smart people lots of money to hire dumb people to work hard for them in exchange for a cut of operation's value and returns.

Then to the ovens with you, leech.

>brilliant
Interesting way to spell "Jewish"

It's still a part of the free enterprise system. What are you, a leftist?

No, I'm a National Socialist.

Good man.

In the end, socialism of any form never works and comes with long-term tradeoffs.

>he isn't a Nazi
hahahaha get the fuck out

WE
WUZ
WAGE EARNERS
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SHIEEET

>he isn't an anti-marxist nationalist traditionalist closed-border libertarian

It's like you actually want to get cucked by the state in the long run, in return for 20 years of government-enforced social decency.