Will James ever get his shot at directing a big budget film?
Will James ever get his shot at directing a big budget film?
Hunter Baker
Noah Richardson
He did. AVGN: The Movie had a relatively huge budget as far as low budget films are concerned.
Ryan Allen
not after the abomination that was the AVGN movie
Josiah Phillips
lets hope not
Carter Collins
Not as long as he's friends with Mike "Nigger Killer" Matei.
Samuel Thompson
He can be a producer for Blacked
Joshua Hernandez
He's too busy still making AVGN kino
Nathan Sanchez
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Jeremiah Morris
If he does, Patton Oswalt will make a lampoon video " Why I won't see the new Rolfe movie"
Ayden Rodriguez
Who else can't look at him without thinking about his massive dick?
Also, that perfect hairline and teeth compared to Jame's.
He's a genetic freak. All he needs is a tan.
Colton Lee
ITs not that big
Kevin Foster
I can't stop thinking about mexicans for some reason
Evan Adams
He doesn't need to. He's making a gross amount of money of Cinemassacre and AVGN. Plus he has two kids to take care of now. Besides, he's better off doing low-budget movies.
Michael Ward
The AVGN Movie caused him immense amount of personal distress & financial trouble. He almost filed for bankrupcy. So no, I don't think he'll be directing any features anytime soon.
Wyatt Myers
Why cant Ryan just die already
Austin Butler
Anything that costs more than $200 to make is "big budget" to this literal special education alumni. Him and his gay life partner Mike just want to dress up as cartoon characters and film themselves shitting fake diarrhea in each other's mouths, he knows jack shit about film and you would be wise to stop making threads about him before I get annoyed.
Leo Murphy
His channel is friend simulator kino.
RLM doesn't even get close.
Dylan Baker
>film school graduate
>made literally hundreds of short films, most of them horror
>avid film watcher, has a film collection that most only dream of
>he knows jack shit about film
Nathan Brown
maybe but I have to save them from the pedophile menace.
Jayden Ross
I don't really remember the movie's plot that well, but didn't that kiss come pretty much out of nowhere?
Levi Phillips
When is he gonna realise the kids arn't his and are Mikes?
Juan Davis
How come his hairline looks like shit in all the newer AVGN videos he does, but it looks great in all the non-AVGN ones?
Parker Johnson
Better lighting, although i think it looks like shit 100% of the time. He should just wear a hat.
James Sanders
I dunno but i think it works for the nerd
Aiden Martinez
>AVGN isn't kin.....
Colton Campbell
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Eli Cook
What's some essential cinemassacre kino?
Ethan Young
The Jaguar two-parter is pretty representative of his work.
Jason Bennett
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Oliver Green
what did James mean by this?
Easton Stewart
Not funny
Carson Harris
please stop posting this, it's painfully unfunny
Sebastian White
Any pics of the first one? For research purposes
Lucas Morgan
James is /ourguy/
Justin Barnes
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Tyler Gutierrez
...
Hunter Reyes
he's a cuck
Hunter Gray
What was the best AVGN episode?
Christopher Phillips
What a happy family!
Mason Miller
What did he mean by this? Really, what is the joke?
Blake Edwards
>Will James ever get his shot at directing a big budget film?
So his wife can strong-arm her way onto the film? Get head writers credit? Insist the lead actor be black?
No, no James ruining his shot at making a real film when he shit out his embarrassing joke of an AVGN movie. Yet another "film expert" that shits out stuff far far worse than any deliberately bad movie production house.
Jonathan Young
James should donate his daughters for breeding purpose to whoever proves himself the greatest AVGN fan through a trivia quiz.
Xavier King
Jayden Nelson
Charles Roberts
Most of the console ones are great. Like the Sega CD or 32X ones or the Jaguar two parter.
Adam Evans
IT was a Caucasian sausage fest otherwise
Lincoln Rogers
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Michael Hall
Im sure he will do a HORROR movie at some point
He can get a film out on a low budget and is fairly knowledgable about film making. (for a youtube guy)
Im sure some shitty studio that pumps out direct to VHS horror flicks will hire him at some point just to have the the extra "hey its AVGN directing this shit"
Evan Watson
Oyyyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Justin Smith
She looks like a psycho bitch.
James Gomez
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Ethan Morgan
He cant be making all that much money. He doesnt even have a patreon.
Leo Anderson
>tfw you're the real father of James's kids
Juan Martinez
Lol Ryan is a fat piece of shit. Bring back Bootsy
Oliver Campbell
yeah, no. you're a faggot
Landon Miller
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Lucas Wilson
This. Ryan is fucking insufferable.
Definitely autistic too.
Cameron Nguyen
He's made some kino recently
Tyler Russell
dat resting bitch face
Henry Adams
remember how he used to actually enjoy making these videos
Nicholas Flores
He's such a cool dude.
What happened to him? Any drama?
Asher Phillips
is he wearing a wig now?
Christopher Barnes
You can still see some enjoyment in him from time to time
youtube.com
Mason Gutierrez
J U S T
Alexander Gonzalez
Based Bootsy.
I miss him.
James White
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Christian Miller
Yes, Mike kicked him off to replace him with Ryan.
Thomas Cook
Mike and James fucked him over and kicked him off and won't explain why. They also replaced him with that fucker Ryan.
Camden Myers
KILL RYAN
Liam Moore
James as director and Bootsy for soundtrack when? Bootsy has the voice of an angel
Dominic Cox
Based Ryan a cute
Connor Morales
Ryan is so cute :3
Easton Nguyen
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Landon Morales
This captures his essence quite well.
Ayden Collins
Hey Mike, ask James about the time I used to send him fecal matter in the mail lol. I might post his info here to see what funny pranks Sup Forums can do
Tyler Carter
No
Zachary Scott
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Ian Bailey
When the brown bricks hit.
Eli Reyes
BROWN BRICKS
Easton Hernandez
James could have used his e celeb nerd status to bag some hot 19 year old gamer gurl and he decided to suck the black seed out of this witch instead. what a cuck
Elijah Allen
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Alexander Davis
Of course Mike and Ryan are playing without James, and of course it's on the Switch. Fucking Nintendrones.
Carter Scott
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Colton Hall
>*blacks your lifelong dream*
Dylan Young
I get physically ill everytime I look at him
Eli Green
Did he fuck your mom?
Jacob Gutierrez
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Christian Gomez
mike a cute. A CUTE!
Jackson Russell
Haha no
Henry Watson
His wife even put her name in the fucking credits.
Jame's dream got raped by that jew Kevin Finn and his wife.
Joseph Ross
Why is a woman that good looking doing stuff like that
Isaiah Young
didn't Mike spaz out when Bootsy said he liked Sega more? anybody got a link to that?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
fuck off Ryan is GOAT
Ethan Gray
Yes he did. I can't remember which video, but it was probably one their last ones. I think it may have been in one of the Mario games.
Blake Thomas
do you have black James or Asian James???
Jackson Reed
DAMN
Lincoln Peterson
Give me his best.
Elijah Howard
If I pull that off, will you die?
Connor Morales
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Easton Scott
Mike Matei falls in love with Inspector Gadget.
Unable to confess, Mike is gifted by a deus ex machina with Gadget's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well, making his ten-inch cock twitch in his pants.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the inspector, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "I like to make brown bricks with mine crap." After some investigation, James finds out that the root he called is not the same robot who blasted him with a laser. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Inspector Gadget's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's best friend's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BROWN BRICKS.