You can have sex with any actress...

You can have sex with any actress, but in exchange you can only watch tv shows/films she appears in for the rest of your life. Do you do it? Who do you choose?

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A GOT actress

>Do you do it?
No, I haven't lost all hope yet

Monica Bellucci, as long as I'm having sex with prime Bellucci.

>watching revolution
You're doomed.

no gross

Probably. It's not like there's any good films coming out anyway.

not even mad

The redhead from prometheus because she's hot and I still haven't seen prometheus

wouldnt do it
kinoes before hoes man

emilia clarke win win

I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I slept with another woman

this desu

I masturbate and never watch television or film again

wow you're so honorable for not answering a hypothetical that your girlfriend will never see

Only one time or whenever I want?

Probably Jennifer Jason Leigh as she's a good actress who elevates any film she appears in (which are generally decent indie dramas)

I'd post my waifu and say I would see her shows and movies only, for all my life gladly, since she actually makes interesting stuff and is quite a good non-meme actress... But it's not happening and I'd want more than just "sex". And all of this doesn't mean a damn.

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

Susan Sarandon easily

>giving up actual kino, the only thing that sustains my shut in life

I dunno friends, I'd do some wicked shit to have Eva, but not that.

Gena Rowlands

Ryan gooseling

Easy, Elaine from Seinfeld.

Naomi Watts

Duh

I'd choose pic related.

If ddidn't choose Amy Adams you either didn't think long enough or you're clinically stupid

heh heh I get it cos they're all porn stars

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>the only good film shes been in she only played a very small role in

Why would I want to only watch The Master?

>implying any woman would want to have sex with me
>sad_face.png

is there a female eric roberts that does 20 movies a year

not really worth it, you can have fly somewhere and have sex with gorgeous women for a couple grand

Is FAS hereditary? Cause she has breeding hips and it would be a shame otherwise

hnnnnnnng!!
mommy I want some milk!

>Is FAS hereditary?
I've always wanted to know, too!

easy mode

>The Master
>Talladega Nights
>Her
>Arrival

I guess there aren't as many as I thought but she's still a fantastic actress, even if the movies she's in aren't as good

Sigourney Weaver would be my second choice

I'd have to choose between Naomi Watts and Vera Farmiga, because they're both pretty and talented. There are hotter actresses, but I have to think about my long term film life.

Jada Stevens

>she's still a fantastic actres

She was a literal plank of wood in that shitfest Arrival.

No matter to me I don't TV anyway

Arrival was a very disappointing movie that refused to use the brains it clearly had, but I thought her performance was pretty much the best anyone could do with that role

How cucked does one have to be that they can't even hypothetically have sex with another woman?

she is fucking revolting

Dominique Swain. She age like milk though.
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Stay mad

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>Tfw the quality of the film is inversely related to how much I want to have sex with the leading actress
I'll pick Christina Hendricks since she is the exception to this rule

She aged terribly.

nope. not worth it. virgins will say yes though.

I bet your girlfriend is the kind of retard that gets mad and denies you sex because she dreamed you cheated on her

who are you quoting?

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>virgins will say yes though
So then why did you say no?

elle fanning

If I could have prime Christina Applegate Married with Children would sustain me.

hol up OP

If I choose to have sex with an actress, will it be how she is currently, or do I get to pick between different eras of said actress? Because both my answer and the girl of my choosing would would really change up depending on the circumstances

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Looks like Clark duke

yes please

this desu.

Absolutely. I'll probably never bag someone as attractive as prime ScarJo or anything, but I can still do OK for myself and keep enjoying my kino.

>that fur

I dont care about movies or tv shows anyway so I'll just pick the most attractive actress - Jennifer Connelly

Evie

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, THIS IS FROM THE MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO BEHIND THE SCENES FEATURE

I remember watching this when I was younger and trying to impress my parents with that trick

would we watch it together?

Lost and ... ?

You can choose an era. Also you gain full access to a TV show regardless of how many episodes she's been in.

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>Only one time or whenever I want?
One time.

>would we watch it together?
No

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>The brains that it had
>Literally just a watered down Slaughterhouse-Five with less interesting structure, more self fellating and pretentious philosophical posturing, and less ambiguity

nice choice my friend

read the name of the condition out retards

obviously natalie portman

she looks so fucking gorgeous here

Arrival is part of a recent series of movies I'd describe as Dunning-Kruger Sci-Fi. Along with Interstellar and to a somewhat lesser extent The Martian, they perfectly play to the crowd that fancies themselves as (and, to be fair, may truly be) smarter than average audiences but are not as smart as genuinely "smart people." They are movies designed to make the audience feel smart by introducing complicated and heady concepts, and then holding the viewer's hand the entire way through until there is next to nothing to be left up to interpretation.

If you didn't already know the twist in Arrival by the time she was in the milky section of the ship with the aliens AT LEAST, you perfectly fit the audience I am talking about.

There is no reward for being smart while viewing these movies because everything is eventually spelled out in big fridge magnet letters. Any clever idea is made so transparent that even the most simple in the audience will get it. It also removes any reward for rewatching or trying to figure out what you just saw.

Granted, there is a difference between Arrival and Interstellar. I think where Interstellar was pretending to have a brain it actually didn't have, Arrival has a brain that it is refusing to let the audience use.

Completely disappointing movie.

Also
>so that just happened

What the fuck is that thing

This. I love my waifu but her movies/shows are absolute shite

Joe Pesci

same here brotha

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yup

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>Seinfeld
>Curb
>NL's Christmas Vacation
>Veep
It's a no brainer

Sharon Stone.

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Is it just sex for 1 time? Or can I have sex with her whenever I want?

man of culture.
seriously, there are DOZENS chicks as pretty as these actress, or even more.

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My choice would be Liv Tyler anyway

absolutely this

Shame that's airbrushed, I know she's old af but it'd have been amazing if she'd kept that skin.

this, and going on the fact you can only do it once, but pick any era you want, i'd have to go with Leon era Neta-Lee.

>an entire catalog of fantastic movies ranging from arthouse, comedy, blockbusters, oscar bait, and romcoms
can't go wrong desu

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I guess I'll just watch Mad Men reruns after Mommy milks me.

You get Drive as well

>actually end up with some kino's

What do you think she smells like? I bet it's heavenly.

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