>Be me I always dreamed of being a sketch comedian, I would stay up late to watch SNL and kids in the hall, and in my teens Madtv.
Me and my stuffed animals would act out our favorite sketches (my father disproved of this and would call me a filthy faggot). I would spend weeks coming up with my own sketches, working on them until they were perfect.
At 14 after saving all my money from 2 Christmases and 3 birthdays, the day had come. I jumped on my bike and pedaled as fast as I could, finally arriving at the radio shack a hour later. I busted though the door, making a b-line for the camera section, I bought a sony digital8 camcorder.
The following week, I recorded six sketches totaling 30 minutes of pure obscure humor. I didn't have many friends back then so I stole liquor from my father and invited the cool kids from school to come and watch, hoping praying that my odd sense of humor would make them like me.
It didn't work, the jocks kicked my ass by the third sketch. I remember blacking out as my teddy bear delivered the line "hey pal you tripped my wife."
When I awoke, the tape was gone, and so was the liquor. My father beat me twice as hard that day. The following monday the tape was shown at the school, I became a laughing stock bullied by everyone even those little faggy kikes in the av club. I was a total outcast.
Jumping forward to college, I had met some people who also enjoyed sketches and I was practicing stand up comedy as well. I was getting better and funnier every day.
And then I had a great idea, tedtalks would allow anyone speak with out checking out their credentials. This is my shot for the big time, I prepared my greco-roman armor plate and head out to make a viral hit.
And it did become a viral hit, especially among the people of a Vietnamese basket weaving board called 4chins. Sup Forums skyrocketed me into stardom, but their was a dark side too it as well.
See on Sup Forums they blame the jews for everything, and since I have autism it's hard for me to understand when people are being sarcastic. Sup Forums made me believe that jews controlled everything.
So I dug deeper and as I dug my hatred for these subhumans grew. Eventually I was foaming at the mouth everytime I saw a kike that was more successful than me.
But the kike is a double edge sword, for they came to me and offered me my dream job. A sketch show on adult swim! I was so excited I couldn't contain myself, I cried tears of joy for 2 hours after I was offered the job.
And it was great, the show was one of highest rated adult swim shows ever! I felt like I could never come down. But alas I couldn't keep my stupid ape mouth shut.
I would drop hints in some of my sketches about how devious the kike was. And at first my producers let it slide. But as time went on they grew tired of me exposing their trickery.
They fired me...I had lost my dream job because I believed in a stupid 4chin meme so hard. I am now homeless living in a car, I haven't had my hair cut in six months.
I am writing this so Sup Forums knows what they have done to me and other autistic like me (chris chan) you ruined our lives and now I have no other option but to kill myself.
FUCK YOU Sup Forums!
Samuel Brown
DAAAAAMN!
Zachary Rivera
...
Jace Mitchell
RIP
Tyler Richardson
Are you really Jewish like everyone has been saying?
Landon Campbell
who is this person?
Jackson Gutierrez
>Most of the Daily Stormer’s donors on WeSearchr are anonymous, with the exception of the comedian Sam Hyde, who pledged $5,000.
>When contacted for comment, Hyde asked the reporter if he was Jewish and then boasted that $5,000 was nothing to him. Hyde’s TV show on Cartoon Network’s “Adult Swim” programming block was canceled last year, but not before Hyde amassed a following among the loosely knit movement of white nationalists, misogynists and anti-Semites that has come to be known as the alt-right.
>“Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,” Hyde said in a phone interview, laughing, when asked why he donated to support the Daily Stormer. “For the reason why, you can say I want reporters to know I make more money than them, especially Matt Pearce.”
Angel Cook
Everyone here is secretly a self-hating jew.
Bentley Nelson
a LARPer, but Sam obviously posts here so who knows
Jace Brown
wtf i love jews now
they do NOT control the media and they do NOT push degeneracy
i...i was just making it all up, i realize that now.
Wyatt Murphy
Kys yourself newfaggot
Julian Ross
Moot the creator of Sup Forums
Jackson Robinson
That's not true some of us are hapas and beaners.
Levi Green
>And it was great, the show was one of highest rated adult swim shows ever! Why do MDE fags believe this?
Daniel Hill
Jews changed those numbers around.
Camden Hill
t-those aren't the real numbers. the j-jews are hiding them.
Colton Watson
Which jew, Sam?
Easton Peterson
>found this girls insta and shes married to some fat glam rock fag
Cameron Gonzalez
Who are you quoting
Carson Harris
you're an idiot
Aaron Rogers
Post that tape.
Mason Torres
Who is this?
Joshua Phillips
This thread was made by a salty Jew.
Jacob Ross
Why are you larping as a person you hate, on top of that you are keeping him in the front page, in case you didn't know, theres a sam thread 24/7 and its part your fault.
Logan Clark
it literally could've been tim heidecker for all we know, i honestly have to assume he's made threads here since he obsesses over us so much
Matthew Martinez
I had become addicted to red pills, and much like any other drug it ruined my life.
Landon Adams
Sammy boy, they can hate all they want you are still in the 1 percent of comics who were so good they got their own network show. Not many can say that, didn't even get dropped for the show itself, was bullshit politics.
Brandon Roberts
Different time slots and comparing a shows first season to other's second.
Jordan Anderson
The funniest part is that I voted for Trump.
Charles Rivera
hi charls
Landon Bailey
>even Mr Pickles is more popular than Sammy Fucking kek
Nathan Howard
at least take the weekends off you shilling retard
Mason Watson
How dare you insult a man this committed to his craft
John Cruz
>32 year old part-time waiter/barista on MassHealth >committed to his craft He will kill himself within 5 years
Evan Martinez
You do realize he's stinking rich from bitcoins and merch?
Jacob Butler
How rich we talking, we talking new escorts every night?
Michael Howard
Sad to think that Sam will never make anything funny again or anything more than barely internal chuckle-worthy youtube rants and instragram videos.
Asher Lopez
Never make anything funny again? It's sad that your comedic senses are so dull that you cannot grasp his genius. All the best comedians have some inner struggle they use to channel their material. In Sam's case, it's his repressed homosexuality.
Tell me, would a straight comedian come up with a hilarious bit like this?
And have so much inner turmoil that he uses transsexuals as outlet to deal with his demons?
If only you could comprehend how much he suffers for his art, just to make people laugh. It's the least you could do you ungrateful cunt.
Eli Lopez
So? The show didn't perform, Simple as that. It did as well as any other show would've in that time slot. Most People weren't tuning in for WP they start of watching family guy and as the night progresses they change the channel or shut their tv off. WP was never anything other than filler. You could put anything on and it would do similar numbers. Look at all the other crap on that list in their first seasons. They do similar numbers. It's fine to say you think the show was brilliant (it was just okay) but it's ridiculous when people act like adult swim needed the show and that it's numbers warranted dealing with everything that came with MDE's autistic fanbase. This show along with all the other wacky late night live action shows are nothing more than cheap to produce Stoner background noise.
Ryan Ward
I don't know what's more pathetic. A failed comedian who is now homeless because he couldn't get his assburgers under control and now astroturfs a Chicago taffy manufacturing website or that there are people whose lives are so worthless and boring they that have to roleplay as one.
Nathaniel Morris
>Muh Bitcoin Proof
Nicholas Russell
SLANDER HE NEVER FUCKED A TRANNY
Leo Harris
lmao ok sam
Christian Jones
I hope he got some health insurance.
William Bennett
^this
Dylan Butler
>donating 5000$ to the daily stormer to troll some journos He's alright
Sebastian Fisher
because its not hard to believe. AS doesnt exactly have quality programming
Brody Thomas
People blow through money all the time. He doesn't exactly seem to have best judgement. I think hes probably got in the mid to high 100k.
Evan Sullivan
I went to school with Sam Hyde. He always had a big note on his locker offering blow jobs for watching his shitty recorded sketches in the gym closet during lunch. It was a self defense mechanism really. He was just a really lonely person who would have killed himself if he wasn't able to suck dicks.
Grayson Hall
>he still tries to use tranny fucking as some kind of an insult on Sup Forums the trap he banged isn't even ugly so it's hard to really care
Zachary Turner
critically rated m8
Dylan Ward
(((critically rated)))
Robert Sanchez
You haven't seen him without makeup have you
Cooper Howard
Believe it or not m8, you ans some other fags jerking over crossdressing dudes doesnt make the whole of Sup Forums trap-friendly.
Aiden Miller
>critically rated i couldn't find a single review before Bernstein published his initial piece. AV Club, which usually ogles over every Adult Swim thing, never even gave it a single blurb.
my theory: journalists, especially the internet-obsessed ones, were aware of Sam's personality and fanbase and didn't want to "validate" either by giving the show an ordinary review. Just as well, they were also probably too afraid to write a hitpiece like Joe's because they predicted getting embarrassed like Joe did on MDE's channel. Joe took one for the team in this case, but only after the season was already halfway through, where viewership was dwindling due to lack of press.
