25% of Seinfeld episodes would be quickly resolved if they had smartphones

25% of Seinfeld episodes would be quickly resolved if they had smartphones.

What's the deal with twitter? Some orange tomato man is president? I mean come on?!

>tinder exists
>Jerry is with a different girl in every scene

>Jerry we can't find the car in the parking garage the fish are gonna die!
>Oh no problem i used the parking app to locate the car using GPS
>Credits roll

jery get ipad

man how the fuck do we lived back in 2001 with no cellphones

>TAKE THE PEN JERRY
>thats okay i just make notes on my phone

>25%
Probably closer to 80%

It was better, faggot.

Kill yourself

Would do anything to go back to that time again. Cell phones are a cancer to society

I was in mommy's tummy so idk

this is a joke no underage ban please

>I was in mommy's tummy so idk
I know, I put you there.

Dad?

jamal?

Uncle?

I don't even carry around a cell phone and I'm a 36yr old man with a full time office job

>George thinks he sees Jerry's GF kissing his cousin but doesn't have his glasses to see it
>George whips out his iphone, takes a picture and sees up close that it's just a woman and a horse.
>Roll credits

another example of why today's technology is fucking awful.
Seinfeld: What you just said is false am I'm gonna prove it to you with an adventure and a fun time.
Now: What you just said i- Googled it. You were right all along.

I was gonna report it until the spoiler text

>African stays with Jerry for the marathon
>Oh no the radio clock's alarm didn't go off!
>Oh our phone alarm went off whew and we won't be late
>Roll credits

Actually you could probably get 10 or 20 episodes just out of Kramer barging in to show Jerry the latest app he downloaded.

And then Jerry bitches about uber drivers or yelp reviews in the opening/closing scenes

And a whole ep is dedicated to them fucking up trying to find placed on Maps and then having their phones die and wacky hijinx to get chargers for them

alright I'm a tv writer now pay me

>At the movies
>George can't find Jerry
>George calls Jerry
>He's at a different movie theater
>Roll credits

That sounds really fucking boring

There be a running gag of Kramer's idea for making an app

Yep

you're welcome

They just showed these episodes back to back on tbs this fucked me up

>Hey I need you to photoshop me out of this image with my boss
>Shit I can do that on Instagram. Just retweet my work and I'll do it for free.
>You're too kind.
>Roll credits.

Oh hey good idea.

"Kramer there is already an app exactly like this. It's very popular. Every single person knows it."

"Jerry, cmon. Cmon. Hear me out. This isn't like that one. It's never been done. I swear."

He was in a different screen in the same theatre jackass

>You can't just get great app ideas like this out of thin air!

Really this could be any modern shlocky sitcom

>implying Elaine wouldn't be the one using tinder

the coffee table book about coffee tables still works

>Morty gets upset at Jerry buying him an iphone because he found out he didn't get a deal on the "tip" phone

you don't like Trump?

Rick and Morty/ Seinfeld cross over when?

>elaines holiday card has a nip slip
>just uses a postcsrd app to send replacements
>credits roll

>Kramer needs to hunt down the person that left a bad Yelp review on his favourite upstart diner after the owner becomes disheartened

I feel like people haven't found a way to organically incorporate modern technology into good comedy. Plus it's all so topical that it ages super fast.

That's why it works best if you have characters who use it minimally.

Just like the original.

...

>kramer gets accused as a murderer
>jerry and george FaceTime with Kramer
>did you kill someone?
>no
>credits roll

tfw this joke would not fly at all today

>nothing happens
>if only it had a plot like how i met your mother

every sitcom dilemma pre 2010 can be resolved with a smart phone