In season 2 we saw Theon pledge himself to the drowned god
Drowned Man: "Let [name] your servant be born again from the sea, as you were. Bless him with salt, bless him with stone, bless him with steel." Response: "What is dead may never die." Drowned Man: "What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.
In season 7 we saw that after being forgiven by Jon he seemed to change after about 4 seasons of being reek it seems Theon is back (what is dead may never die rise stronger than ever)
I believe in a fight with euron Theon will defeat him and after this Theon will drown.
Basicly the reason for this is the Greyjoy believe when a man drowns he is returned to the drowned god because the drowned god needs a strong warrior
This will mean he basicly enters Valhalla
Or d&d will do seomething dumb as they don't know what to do with the Greyjoys
Do they? Seemed more like straight up (pic related) to me.
Kevin Thompson
Having him be utterly broken by Ramsay is interesting and all, but his redemption arc is pure fanservice and against everything the overall story tried to be about.
keep him cowardly, keep him unredeemed, keep him hated. Stick to at least 1 fucking character arc holy shit.
Carter Walker
The best case scenario is the sea stone chair
But I would not be disappointed if he was the one who got the iron throne
Gabriel Gray
He's transitioning, shitlord. He'll be back in season 8 as Theona and come out as a lesbian.
Jose Rodriguez
Why are all the main contenders for the throne either unable or unlikely to have children. Weird how tha tkeeps happening
Grayson Edwards
I wouldn't put it past them.
This shitshow needs to be putoutof its misery.
David Hughes
Yeah I don't know what to make of it, realistically you would think their followers would want someone on the throne who could have hiers
Landon Russell
Yeah it needs to make room for the 4 spinoffs/prequels/reboots already in the works
Ayden Carter
Can't wait for that It will be got with absolutely no help from George. It will be so successful
Christian Fisher
The Fabulous Adolescent Womyn Warriors of Winterfell coming soon.
It's not TV, it's HBO
Levi Evans
I actually want this to be a thing just for Sup Forums's reaction.
Easton Ross
There's literally no reason for this character still being alive (or any other fuck from the iron islands, desu)
Cooper Robinson
Varys and Theon will be the only men standing, while either Dany or Arya takes the throne.
Luke Cox
But they are pirates You think pirates are cool right annon?
Nathaniel Turner
They are literally not. Davo's black friend is an actual pirate.
Angel Richardson
How are they not pirates And yes sallahdor is pretty cool
Alexander Hill
Don't you mean GRRM?
Anthony Wilson
>"What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger." My theory: He's gonna grow a golden penis.
Robert Edwards
You beat me That's better It all makes sense now
Owen Martinez
Nope. '''they''' put the fat man on hiatus years ago.
Anthony Ross
LMAO... He vanquishes the army of the dead and gets his penis back. Theon is Prince that is promised... this is rumored to be one of the 3 speculative "sodomy demon-awful" endings. It is the one that sucks the least for me.... I would rather have a try hard come out on top then end the lives of any of my furry friends.
Dominic Evans
So Theon still has his cock in the books?
Carter Cook
>yfw D&D are leaking different versions of S8 to see which gets the best response so they can film it
wouldn't put it past them
Isaac Rodriguez
...
Grayson Thomas
Mate u wouldn't happen to have any links ay-wot?
Jeremiah Jackson
These are by far the worst leaks I read, and probably the least likely:
Grey Worm proves that you don't need a penis to find love (with a woman)
>Grey worm >Greyjoy
Asher Baker
Yes, but it's not used for site-gag propaganda.
See also: Euron getting stabed in the dick for literally no reason.
Game of (Pic Related)
Eli Wilson
Dude no one finds it more funny than the writers. >The scene where he is thrice kicked in the dick by that big fucker You see, I myself found it powerful in many respects. Even invoking the Drowned Man owth. But I believe on the day of the season 8 finale... we will come together and find comfort in laughing at his lack of peepee for 4 seasons.
Jose Barnes
>war is over >massive losses but the humans won >scene shifts to the iron islands, where Yara rules after Theon killed Euron >Yara mentions that the winter is gone >Theon freezes up, then, after a brief pause turns to Yara >Theon, what's wrong >Theon, as if fighting someone in his head, says "no, not Theon" >Reek? >Theon, now calm, replies no, not Reek >it is I, Ramsey! I copied my consciousness into your brother and laid dormant until the threat of the white walkers was gone and the kingdoms weakened, to be awoken by a secret saying >Yara, shocked, replies winter.. >exactly >the Theon you thought returned has been a fake all along >this *pulls off dick-hiding codpiece*, is just a fake as well >with blinding speed Theon-Ramsey decapitates Yara >he then sits on the throne and calls a guard >guard, call the maester, tell him to get 20 ravens ready >I need to send a message, to 20 good men >the kingdoms are ripe for the picking >close-up on Theon-Ramsey, sudden cut to black
Colton Powell
I can see the funny side in it like the time you just mentioned or a good smart joke.
What I mean is why is the concept enough to make people laugh.
The sansa rape jokes were pretty funny but just saying lol she got raped isn't enough to and it's the same with Theon
Luke Wood
He apparently has a penis, just no balls
Liam Murphy
I always thought in the book he cut of the dick but left the balls leaving him with the temptations but no way to release himself
Gabriel Carter
The season 7 leak there proved to be true though.
Justin Edwards
>Literally MGS plot
Liquid Theon
Thomas Taylor
Fan service?
Robert Evans
I think he was talking about Grey Worm. Can't really remember what it says about the unsullied in the book, if they have a prebuescent penis or if everything is gone. Can't really remember with Theon either. Varys definitelly does not have any genitals at all. No cock. No balls.
Liam Howard
Unsullied have nothing I remember that Daneyres talks to the Slave master about it
Aaron James
He should find post-rape Yara (pregnant with Euron's baby) sacrificed in a dark magic ritual. Then he gets captures, and is sacrificed too all while Euron mocks the gods and the Ironborn.
Brayden Sanchez
HBO shoehorn incest into the plot? That's unpossible.
Carter Reed
Some damn good ideas and thoughts user, but like you said, it seems D&D are at a bit of a loss with theon at this point. Hopefully I'm wrong though, I'd love for them to see his character's fullest potential until the end
Julian Robinson
No, no, no. They must be sacrificed together, tied to the prow of the ship Silence while Theon hopelessly attempts to comfort Yara while their souls get slowly eaten by demons and Euron presents himself dressed in Valyrian Steel Armor.
Aaron Davis
Yep I mean just look at how they handled little finger
Benjamin Howard
>So the amazing sample chapter but with Theon? Makes sense d&d are looking for material
Also if yara is lesbians would cutting out her tounge be the same as what happened to Theon
Luke Lee
>Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
>“Your Grace,” said Torwold Browntooth. “I have the priests. What do you want done with them?”
>“Bind them to the prows,” Euron commanded. “My brother on the Silence. Take one for yourself. Let them dice for the others, one to a ship. Let them feel the spray, the kiss of the Drowned God, wet and salty.”
>This time, the mutes did not drag him below. Instead, they lashed him to the prow of the Silence beside her figurehead, a naked maiden slim and strong with outstretched arms and windblown hair...but no mouth below her nose.
>They bound Aeron Damphair tight with strips of leather that would shrink when wet, clad only in his beard and breechclout. The Crow’s Eye spoke a command; a black sail was raised, lines were cast off, and the Silence backed away from shore to the slow beat of the oarmaster’s drum, her oars rising and dipping and rising again, churning the water. Above them, the castle was burning, flames licking from the open windows.
>When they were well out to sea, Euron returned to him. “Brother,” he said, “you look forlorn. I have a gift for you.” He beckoned, and two of his bastard sons dragged the woman forward and bound her to the prow on the other side of the figurehead. Naked as the mouthless maiden, her smooth belly just beginning to swell with the child she was carrying, her cheeks red with tears, she did not struggle as the boys tightened her bonds. Her hair hung down in front of her face, but Aeron knew her all the same.
>“Falia Flowers,” he called. “Have courage, girl! All this will be over soon, and we will feast together in the Drowned God’s watery halls.”
>The girl raised up her head, but made no answer. She has no tongue to answer with, Damphair knew.
