Not the guy you're replying but

>not the guy you're replying but...
>am actually that guy

>losing an argument
>dab on 'em
>instantly win and they stop replying out of shame

>Call them Reddit
>Browse Reddit myself

I love this so much. It immediately allows you to dump and logical inconsistencies you may have started with and judge the guy based on one post.

>go for dubs
>fail
>close thread and never look back
check em

>lose argument
>pretend to be a different guy and start agreeing with the opponent

>call someone a faggot
>never return to the thread out of fear
I'm sorry faggots

>go for dubs
>use a pic i like
>fail
>delete the post so I can repost the pic

>save frogs from r/The_Donald
>use filename randomizer with Sup Forums X so no one can see the imgur filenames
>use them as my images while telling others to go back to

>fuck up and accidentally post my real opinion with sincerity
>leave thread immediately

>pretend the only flaw I could find in a film is the reason I think it's completely trash and unwatchable
>make sure to exaggerate it in my post
>gather angry (you)'s from anons who loved the film
>I actually liked it a lot myself

>samefag being a second guy disagreeing with myself
>in the middle of the argument make a fool of myself intentionally, btfoing myself with my real persona
>they guy stops replying to me out of shame for the other guy (me) who just got btfoed irredeemably by me

>write angry response to a stupid comment
>realize too late I misread the comment
>leave thread and format computer
>don't return to the board for a month

>try to get (You)s
>fail

>Losing the argument
>Call him reddit
>Win

>make an esoteric joke
>get no replies, close window
>see the thread later at 200+
>a couple people got it!

She looks like a chipmunk

nice

>get a giant Frisbee
>mfw i am a spider and not a dog

>post opinion I don't agree with the intent to get (You)s and get people to argue with me
>people start responding to me and arguing with me
>get upset in real life

All that work and the only person that I trolled was myself

>see potential political thread on Sup Forums
>read thread and observe which type of posters are the majority inn the thread
>pretend to be either Sup Forums or anti-Sup Forums in order to maximize (you) output

>make huge rant post for (You)'s
>get told im autistic by 3-4 different anons
>reply to my original post 2-3 variations of "I agree with this"
>see other anons start agreeing and attacking the people who called me autistic
>mfw samefagging shifted the tides

this, but also with a lot of pacing around the house

One of the reasons pol is so shit is because they have that thread ID, which contributes to the retarded idea they are so important.
The asshurt unleashed by the selectable flags was great; I would suck Hiros dick if he removed thread IDs

>post OC, it's hot off the press
>another user claims he made it and i'm a fraud
>it's more effort to prove him wrong than let other anonymous strangers think he's right

>see a thread with great potential for funposting
>by the time I type out my post it's already 404d

i remember making that pepe lol

>post clever response in active thread
>leave for 30 minutes
>come back expecting several (You)s
>the thread archived with my post last

Next level.

Lying fuck I made that pepe.

>pretend to be anti-Trump
>actually voted for Trump
>enjoy the (You)'s