Did you just call Portugal weak?
*Turns around*
Landon Turner
Juan Mitchell
Portugal wasn't a small country
FUCK we lost it all
Parker Turner
>Portugal is so big, we have everything. Did you know we have a phone?
Adrian Johnson
>oh wow dude, you must be friends with the president
Benjamin Perez
We have wolves and lynxes but they are all almost extinct
Ayden Turner
I love you
Isaiah Butler
We have chameleons too! Endangered as well.
Matthew Clark
We working on bringing them back.
Caleb Hall
It's really difficult to call us that
Justin Gray
wtf
Ayden Davis
I need an explanation for every one of these countries
Zachary Cooper
Search by youself. all of those modern countries have a piece that was part of the portuguese empire, some for centuries,others just for decades.
Adrian Kelly
yes
Tyler Wood
[[[Portugal]]] is the only true world power, they are behind everything
Christopher Robinson
>claiming all of China because of Macou
Wew
Brayden Myers
That is well explained on the top of the map.
still portuguese empire controlled chinese waters for 1 or 2 centuries without anyone saying a thing.
Hunter Lewis
Did you know that Portugal has towels?
Noah Diaz
Spain has caramelos, very good candies
Brayden Harris
lel
Leo Sanders
Are americans really at the point they don't know Portugal used to be strong?
Aiden White
Ya we were and are weak fags
Oliver Cook
it helped that the rulling dynasty didn't like water after the money splurge that was Zhang He's expedition
Landon Baker
>claiming all of India because of Goa and a few other ports
Weww
Landon Foster
en.wikipedia.org
revenge of the poo
Jayden Wood
>when Indian Army attacks Goa with 45,000 infantry,1 light aircraft carrier, 2 cruisers, 1 destroyer, 8 frigates, 4 minesweepers, 20 Canberra multi-role aircraft, 6 Vampire fighters, 6 Toofani fighter-bombers, 6 Hunter multi-role aircraft and 4 Mystère fighter-bombers
>and you’re there with 3,995 army personnel, 200 naval personnel,1 frigate, 3 patrol boats
Brandon Hall
Jack Richardson
>few
a bit more than that
right of the conqueror
as rightful indian as it can be
Oliver Campbell
>we're strong, guys!
>in the highest peak of our empire ( more than 500 years ago ) we bullied this small indian spice trading shithole into fighting us and then we beat the shit out of them in a completely one-sided war!
>portugal strongggg :D
Ryan Brooks
being outnumbered 300 to 1 and winning should allow you to brag for more than 500 years.
It's your ancestors too, Brazil.
Robert Perry
You guys have such a poor educayion system.Don't they teach you respect in your fucking households or school?
What a pathetic cynical faggot.You'll always pive in Brazil,a poor,dangerous country where you can die any second on the streets
Easton Clark
>we bullied this small indian spice trading shithole into fighting us
you lack context, this was a defensive war, and hilariously enough, the indians were better equiped since the turks sent them european arms and protection (although they weren't used to that kind of weaponry)
no way anyone can have that kind of k/d ratio in a war of agression
Grayson Carter
>brazil
>says some country a shithole
Landon Johnson
Fuck off delusional moor
We were a spain colony, spaniards are my ancestors
Gavin Long
Inshort your Prime Minister told your own army to fuck off and die.
Wow what a culture.
Ryan Morales
The only thing they had were numbers though.
If I killed 300 cave-men with a machinegun from the top of a tower would that be a fucking accomplishment?
And my ancestors were poor european farmers who migrated from Austria-Hungary when WWI started.
Pls Rajeet.
Leo Clark
We were already fighting in at least 3 fronts in africa. It would be impossible to keep Goa, so far away and against the all international community, because muh fascist portuguese,and fuck colonialism.
Ayden Clark
>The only thing they had were numbers though
>If I killed 300 cave-men with a machinegun from the top of a tower would that be a fucking accomplishment?
ummmm sweaty you’re contradicting yourself.
Owen Jenkins
>Haha muh Portuguese know how to use guns
Jordan Flores
This chimp has no clue at all.Portugal literally fought against everybody in the east, indians, muslims(usually ottomans), japs, chinese, malay,etc and we were usually outnumbered, we had 3 things better, experienced army with great naval and inlanding tactics,big balls and some kind of fanaticism (european chauvinism) that could be expressed in bad things, but also in good things.
Bentley Watson
>It's your ancestors too, Brazil.
Maybe if you are mentally ratarded they are, in the real world they are not of course. brazilians are a mixed bag, of some european blood and millions os slaves and amerindians
Xavier Anderson
A bigger achievement in my opinion is being a global super-power, with all that military and economic superiority, plus lots of gold-mine colonies and still managing to fuck up and become an irrelevant country when you could be as important as the UK right now.
Jacob Watson
how do the real portugese feel when a 56% american from rhode island claims he is 1/2 portugese
Owen King
Are you crazy? we don´t want to be "relevant" what is relevant these day's? is the UK relevant? in what terms, having London full of shitskins? that's what you call relevancy? we don´t want any of that. We just want our identity, quality of life, that's how we win.
Eli Perry
is not portugal already filled of blacks from former colonies??
Levi Williams
Isn't mexico 99% brown/amerindian?Filled with cartel violence/organized crimr,corrupt cops and politicians?
Nathan Allen
Lisbon suburbs yes, not os Paris or Barcelona levels but if nothing changes i seriously don´t know what's gonna happen. multiculturalism is a bad experience in our coutries, and as far as i know my people and other pop's of europe the things will be not pretty
Nathan Howard
i'll take that answer as a yes
Xavier Hughes
Portuguese arey dark. Look at Cristiano Ronaldo, almost a nigger.
Gabriel Walker
UK is culturally, economically, militarily and scientifically relevant.
The fact that we are speaking in english instead of using our precious portuguese is proof of that.
Enjoy your "identity" and "quality of life" while you still can, portuga. All the monkeys you bullied around the world are coming back to culturally enrich your ass.
Lucas Ward
LOL
Henry Anderson
>I take that as a yes
Hunter Jones
>Peru
not even close, fag
Gavin Rivera
Spain >>> POORtugal
Easton Foster
>t.chimp projections
>UK is culturally, economically, militarily and scientifically relevant.
Cool, how many terror attackss had Portugal and how many had Britain? how's crime rates there? and here..... sure sure
>All the monkeys you bullied around the world are coming back to culturally enrich your ass
That will only lead tho make portuguese people wake up again and forget multicultural propganda spoiled by our tv and educational system, and after that, ships or planes to make them move?
Mason Sullivan
Ya ya learn you own history pal.
Jack Jenkins
How many recent globally famous people did Portugal have? Any scientists? Musicians?
Are your country a major exporter of some kind of commodity or resource?
Are there any famous portuguese writers with books being read world-wide?
Are people interested about what's happening in Portugal?
I can name half a dozen famous african or eastern leaders but I don't even know your president's name.
Portugal was strong 500 years ago. But right now you're the very definition of irrelevant.
Ryan Hill
>Portugal was strong 500 years ago. But right now you're the very definition of irrelevant.
LOL a portugese monarch would have never imagined that someone would say this in the future
Ethan Young
>How many recent globally famous people did Austria, Netherlands, Italy, Norway have? Any scientists? Musicians?
David Parker
Sorry, I though this thread was about how strong Portugal is.
Brayden Phillips
>how strong Portugal is.
>how many musicians has portugal and how many writes it has, your president
Evrey singles portuguese thread, there it comes a uehu hue, always, i've never seen something like this, is not inferiority complex it's an obsession
William Nelson
Please, at least turn your browser's spell checker on, if you can't even type properly.
Xavier Foster
Saramago, Egaz Moniz, Fernando Pessoa, you?
Tyler Price
never heard of them
the only inventions from portugal i know are Brazil and Marmalade
Angel Allen
>is not inferiority complex
it's inferiority complex, he must put others down so he looks/feels less like shit.
he's probably some pardo with low self-esteem, so he convinced himself he's germanic and thus somehow superior to his peers (which most likely descend from portuguese)
Landon Ross
We just learn about them colonizing niggers and the Americas with some lesser interactions with Asia.
Bentley Martinez
They were both nobel prizes, medicine and literature.
Nathan Peterson
and yet nobody knows who they are except you LOL
Eli Morales
That’s called whataboutism.
Andrew Robinson
>nobody knows
>a paquito from mexico doesn´t know
Xavier Lopez
>Chile
why how
Dylan Nguyen
Atleast we know who Joaquim El Chapo Guzman is.
Grayson Taylor
even in India they talk about him???
Carson Kelly
probably some jesuit misson that got lost
Nicholas Bell
Ohhh god yes. El Chapo is famous along with Escobar and Cali cartel.
Blame netflix mang. They spam us with this shit.
youtu.be
Brody Robinson
hahahaha no
i can't believe it
Aaron Phillips
>this thread
Why Portugal just can't accept that they're literally a weak cunt now and is irrelevant?
Mason Davis
>Vampire fighters
Shit
Kevin Turner
Shut up nip, least we send a couple of unarmed priests that will make you exile yourself for a couple more hundred years.
Nicholas Cox
Not joking, cartel stories are very famous here. The video I showed you is the ORIGNAL ad of Netflix that they air on TV.
Even I opened Sinaloa Cartel’s Wiki page and learnt about them.
Asher Fisher
My ancestral kʌJnd :)
Christopher Young
>Salazar with the last portuguese charge
Aaron Barnes
Shush chink, go praise your american overlord.
Luis Wood
>Uk
>relevant
Eli Green
Those dudes are fcking epic, the last portuguese with huge balls, just look to their faces
Brandon Flores
They were paramilitary branchs, of the regime, some kind of ss or sa