Let's see Paul Allen's card

let's see Paul Allen's card

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i like patrick batemans

Let's check my , shall we?

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my card? Nah-uh. Czech my dùbs Bateman

B-Bakana?!

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How did they get custom cards? Did they ignore company policy. My old firm has mandatory shitty cards for everybody.

they're all vice presidents of somethingorother, they set company policy.

really guys

showoff

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My favorite thing about that scene is that the cards really are distinctly different, and Bateman's is legitimately subpar if you actually stop to notice shit like how the font size and letter alignment are all over the place.

But Allen's card looks like shit. One font size for the forename and another for the surname when they're placed next to each other?

NUH-UH, SUH

Did you even see pauls card OMG SHM FMA

Also his number should be below his name and title. It's shit text placement. Bateman was just an insecure psychopath.

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So close, if you were a fraction of a.second closer you would of had it.

Let's try again