>gets stabbed by witch king without a fight >gets skewered by Troll >tries to give away the ring to roastie elf >keeps gollum around, tells sam to fuck off >gets caught in a spider web, paralyzed. >doesn't throw the ring into the fire at the end.
>Aragorn >genocides orc babies in their orc cradles >doesn't even have a coherent tax policy >hero
Logan Turner
He was the only one who could carry the ring
That alone made him the most important character
Liam Parker
>genocide >wrong Also taxation is theft. Aragorn did nothing wrong.
Levi Miller
who said he was
Luis Powell
I wonder if he lied and told everyone that he threw the ring into the volcano. did he at least get some pussy in the books?
Logan Ortiz
he carried the ring
Grayson Powell
He was pretty much just a rape toy for the ring while Sam did all the hard work, but I guess acting like a woman is considered a hero to millennials
Jace Sanchez
the ring literally was psychic...and fucking with his mind
Easton Lopez
>Why was Frodo a hero again? He's literally not. Sam has always been the hero.
Camden Jackson
overcoming being a rape toy and ultimately destroying the rapist makes him a hero
Samuel Sanders
get off Sup Forums and get back to writing
Benjamin Diaz
Bilbo is the actual hero.
>holds ring for way longer than frodo >never turns slightly evil >gives up ring when someone asks him for it
Ryan Jones
>never turns slightly evil
Isaac Bell
Orcs are literally subhuman in every sense of the word though.
Mason Watson
Yeah I guess when I was like eight I too thought Frodo was a "bad hero" because he didn't kill 42 orcs per battle and solo elephants.
Sebastian Cruz
who says Frodo is the hero? he's the protagonist, sure, but doesn't necessarily mean hero
Nolan Cox
You sure about that?
Aaron Gutierrez
Reminder that Sam literally out cucked the ring by a "lol wtf" when the ring tried to corrupt him
Justin Ward
...
Luis Morales
you're missing some very important bits from the books, he sat around for like 30 years jacking off while gandalf did research after bilbo's party, and also he was molested by a tree before tom bombadil saved him
Carson Sullivan
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Carter Hill
Yes I know, you got owned, and badly
Camden King
Aragorn was actually the villain. The orcs simply wanted to settle in a safe land but the prejudiced Gondorians wouldn't allow that.
Henry Thomas
>tfw you used Sauron's weapon as a cock ring and it turned you against yourself so hard that you came into your own mouth - from inside
Cooper Stewart
he wasn't a hero, he was the loadbearer
Ayden Moore
Yes, he's a hero because he goes through all that shit and keeps going.
William Wright
>never turns slightly evil Lmao this was the first thing that came to mind
Grayson Hill
He showed mercy on gollum which ultimately led to the ring being destroyed by gollum when he failed
Ayden Anderson
Gandalf had a feeling Bilbo had A ring of power, but not THE ring of power, and he knew that Bilbo was showing an incredible resistance to it. When Gandalf is like "you've not aged a day"... he's shocked but not TOO shocked. He knows because Frodo is of Bilbo's blood he'd have some sort of same resilience against the ring's power.
>be Ring-san >Try to corrupt this dirty fucking barefoot manlet to bring you back to your lord a few miles away >turns out the little fuck just wants to cover the world in luscious green gardens >Fuck this, ragequit, commit suicide by Gollum
Ryder Brooks
>did he at least get some pussy in the books?
no Frodo and Bilbo were both "bachelors"
Blake Collins
doing a necessary job that no one else wants to do is heroic