THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

Terrible commercial thread?

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CALL JG WENTWORTH

Is that from Death Note?

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My dad gets visibly disgusted every time this commercial comes on.

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They have ice cream hair nigger commercials now? Why the fuck are you paying for this?

Oh

That's terrifying

I kinda like it.

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uh what's your # jewbabe?

tittyimages®

And yet they'd still piss it away on beads.

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the real redpill

Excuse me good sir, I should remind you that were in fact Egyptians and such other things.

>Jimi Izrael
what did he mean by this?

Objectively best commercial on TV here: youtube.com/watch?v=lQz-AgmTm0w

All commercials are objectively bad because they exist only to use psychology to manipulate you into buying products you don't need. They are devoid of higher meaning or artistic value because of this fact. Prove me wrong.

Enough about shit ads

What are some AdKino Commercials Sup Forums

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tfw

fucking microshit

i literally googled "fancy black guy" after i wrote post and saw that.

the surface is shit so ms has to pander to anything they think is susceptible to this kind of kike advertisment

>terrible commercial thread
>shares based commercial instead
Its your money. Use it when you need it.

Looks like a chocolate ice cream cone. Fuck now I want Dairy Queen, but it's closed.

I think Id home school my kid for the first few years if they wanted to rap teach to him

Da fuck dis nigga talking bout

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All right wise guy. Teach me what a remainder is without rapping it to me.

>living in an area without 24/7 dairy queens

Seriously just kill yourself

The remainder

This gets me everytime: youtube.com/watch?v=3Hf53EGhTu8

At last I truly see.

>borrow 5 grand
>pay back 40 grand

wtf americans

And for the darkies: youtube.com/watch?v=U2lrKFBOhCQ

When youtube had that approval rating for pre video ads, I deliberately thumbed up all the constant HostGator ads.

YOU DON'T OWN ME

Holy fuck that's amazing

>Intro_to_AfterEffects_using_stock_assets.mov

Someone got paid to make this.

Little black girl is a qt.

PROBLEM SOLVED

10/10

our natives are allowed to set these predatory rates because the govt doesn't regulate them, same reason they can build casinos on their land

>predatory
If you're stupid enough to take it, you deserve to lose all your money and die.

I knew all of the products Billy Mays pitched were probably shit, but I liked his commercials anyway.

And you can't go it alone

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ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE

Do you think I could be a teacher user?

he must have gotten the same acting lessons Shaq got

Bust out the blankets

This is one 6 footer I can't handle one on one ladies let's have a party

My least favorite commercials are the ones for this awful series on Sundance or the IFC channel called "Transparent."

They literally had a commercial pitching it as "one of the most Jewish shows on television." I nearly vomited from the smugness and condescension.

>I used to be an addict
>Now Im not

ACTION JACKSON

I hope local ads count
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>not Fashion Kangz
you had one job!

>Somebody else experiences the joy of those shitty Auto Yes commercials.
I miss the old commercials for a strip club that would have some girl wearing a school girl outfit and the implication is that she would leave school and go to work at the club. I haven't seen that one in like 6 years.

they're rally aggressive in this one. I used to be a major alcoholic after the military and if I saw this commercial then I'd still be drinking out of spite.

No dude, you'll always be an alcoholic. You've just learned to manage it.

It's the one thing that remains.

what grade?
Keep in mind I'm attracted to 9 year olds

Lmao that was dope.

5th, they're usually ten so you shouldn't have any problems.

>local

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I was born two years after this ad, but they still use the part at the end in some ads, as far as I know.

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TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS (also nigger work songs)

But the late bloomers are my favorite

none of these niggas looked uncomfortable in the least. You know they were blowing fat rails at trophy Nissan.

Is it a global requirement for car dealerships to have the greasiest and worst commercials in existence?

I don't watch tv. I havn't really sat down and watched it in years and I use adblock on the computer.

But recently I was hanging out with my uncle he was watching tv and I can't stomach commercials anymore. It's disgusting.

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Is it possible for an ad to not be annoying?
No matter what it is, they're always gonna be screaming "Buy this thing!".
Any ad I see, I can see the formulaic reasoning behind it.

>have one guy that desperately needs something
>have another guy act reasonable and show him a specific product and presents it as the best thing ever
>first guy reacts likes its the best thing ever

>This is the moment it tuns out I'm actually a Viking!

No it's not

For some reason I thought the ad was from 86, but I guess it doesn't say. Either way, they apparently really liked it since they recycled the TROPHY TROPHY TROPHY NISSAN audio at the end for a few decades or so.

I imagine they're a reflection of the dealership owners who I can only assume tend to insist on having full creative control over the ads.

Nah, I think the most egregious and disgusting ads are the ones from company's like Google and Apple that try to portray some romantic or picturesque world view and then associate their brand with it.

I hate that shit.

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The McDonalds as with the dancing kids makes me very uneasy especially with the forced use of vernacular
>Did someone say maccy D's?

Getting your children addicted to fast food is not "cute", it's shameless

hahah fuckin I knew I recognized that
real DFW hours

Is this kino?
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No, but this is.

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lel that guy looks like such a smarmy fuck

This is fucking golden

if my kid told me he got the rapping teacher, this is exactly what i would think of.

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apply directly to the forehead

I guess this explains the success rate of african americans in school.

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How about an amazing commercial thread instead?

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STACY!

That's who I feel bad for the most. Our parents and old timer people that age who are shoveled this shit.

I really think it's a conspiracy to make these people so disgusted and depressed with the world around them they die faster. Get your parents off TV.

damn injuns stealing the white mans money

I know if this guy taught one of the classes I was in when I was younger he would get laughed out of the building. Kids can be cruel.

>says he's known around the school as the rapping teacher
>THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

my dude that doesn't even rhyme

What is this?

Your money and infrastructure have been important... 'til now!

it's been almost 7 years

Is this rapkino?
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#woke

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This is the new education boys. I like it.

I distinctly remember them playing this on Cartoon Network which I thought was weird. youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

Also what was that guy's problem, Pizza is delicious.

I CANT HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU

no idea what this commercial is for and i've seen it 6000 times

I would have thought this was rap by a white guy.

Oh you wanna talk about commercials that aren't easy to understand check out Drive Time. The narrator explains it at the end but I thought they were a dealership.

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