If Amber Heard was a linguist she'd be Amber Word

If Amber Heard was a linguist she'd be Amber Word

lol

If Amber Heard were in Full Metal Jacket she'd be Amber Bird is the Word

If Amber Heard was a shameless manipulative gold digging whore she'd be Amber Heard

If Amber Heard was deaf she'd be Amber Hasn't Heard

>If Amber Heard was a folk musician she'd be Amber Hurdy-gurdy

If i was rich i would risk half my shit to have her in my bed every night.

Rude. Delete this and apologize.

If Amber Heard was a Peshmerga soldier she'd be Amber Kurd

If Amber Heard was black she would be Amber Turd

If Amber Heard had facial hair she would be Amber Furred.

If Amber Heard was Muslim she'd be Amber Kurd

If Amber Heard was a sheep she'd be Amber Herd

If Amber Heard was a shitty lazy punchline she'd have the middle name "I've"

If Amber Heard had AIDS I would let her poz me up

i don't like her voice

Drunk = Amber Slurred
Feline = Amber Purred
Bespectacled = Amber Nerd

nice Sup Forums meme

If Amber Heard was herself, she'd be Amber Turd.

If Amber Heard was my sexual plaything I'd be a happy man

how do i get all three ambers to be my gfs

>she will never pin you down and spit in your mouth

;_; jdimsa

If Amber Heard was in Home Alone she'd be John Heard

Based Elon know when to pull out.

Guy's got six kids, clearly he doesn't

He can feed six kids and Amber would cost way more than all of them added together.

Basically just be yourself

If she gets cast as the new 007, she'll be Amber shaken, not Stirred.

If she married John Heard, she'd be Amber Heard.

She'd keep her name and be Amber Heard-Heard

If Amber Heard was wronged she'd be Amber Spurned

If Amber Heard fell out of my butt and softly went "pffffffffffft" on the way out she'd be Amber Turd.

Just wait until the who Tesla and Mars bullshit crashes like the Enron style shell game that it is. Motherfucker will be broke as shit.

if Amber Heard was a good actress, she'd be Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence isn't a good actress, though.

if Amber Heard was a good actress, she'd be in porn

ok then, If Amber Heard was a goofball, she'd be Jennifer Lawrence.

is that better?

literally who??

Is she a goofball? She seems to try to be one, at least.

That's why you are not rich, beta cuck.