So people don't like this movie because it wasn't "scary"? How fucking retarded are you?

So people don't like this movie because it wasn't "scary"? How fucking retarded are you?

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Blair Witch Project has 0 jump scares, yet it's still one of the scariest movies ever made.

It Comes At Night is just boring trash for the easily impressed

style over substance: the movie

You have to admit, the trailers were misleading.

The trailers were like "watch the film and you'll find out what's on the other side of the spooky red door."

It was a great film. But I understand if people feel cheated. It's not a horror film. It's a survival film, like The Grey.

Except The Grey has a message/point and character arcs.

It Comes At Night doesn't even have social commentary it's so empty

>style over substance

Meme criticism

No, it's not. You sit through it for over an hour hoping that something scary will show up and it doesn't

Not if its true

People didn't like it because the trailers made it out like there was some monster in it.

You mean like... IT COMES AT NIGHT?

I enjoy the existential terror of Blair Witch Project. I sometimes have trouble sleeping when I think about the movie and what the witch might look like - or why they were trapped there in the first place.

It Comes at Night is about as authentic as Hillary Clinton

reddit is gay

Indeed it is - about as gay as the interracial couples in It Comes at Night

I haven't see It Comes at Night and am not defending it, I'm just saying The Blair Witch Project was annoying and you put up with a bunch of dumb plot shit gimmicky filmed for a reveal that never happens

>watch trailer
>interracial shit
dropped

>you have to admit

no I dont, i didnt watch the trailer and even if i did, it doesnt affect the movie in any way. some marketing team made the trailer while the creators of the film allready moved on. it was kino.

That's what great about TBWP - you don't see it - it doesn't even imply what happened. It's all what you can piece together.

I will say that It Comes at Night is a worse Blair Witch Project with 0 pay off. So don't bother watching it.

How fucking dare you contradict me so rudely. Admit it.

They didn't have to show the witch but they could of done more shit to flesh out her backstory, maybe have some kids skeletons near the house or a noose or something besides standing in the corner dropping the camera

The little kang was the one sick all along, right?

>skeletons near the house or a noose

That sounds like some real halloweeny shit. If there's some deranged guy or witch out in the woods, why would he have skeletons?

I'm happy with the ending we got, but check out some of the alternate endings:

youtube.com/watch?v=o1kkLJtQ6f4

youtube.com/watch?v=kpRqMoi6cuY

youtube.com/watch?v=JXs-MUO2EzI

No, that little cuntrag was just an autist who got everyone killed. This is why you don't trust people before like the age of 8, they're essentially retards.

Do people still watch trailers?

Seriously, try to watch a movie without seeing the trailer first.

Trailers today show way too much.

The Witch killed children

Yeah but why would she leave skeletons around? Would be one lazy witch

There was literal cucking in this

Also I thought it was okay but I wanted to see what "it" was; that never happened so I used me fable and imagined that "it" was a bacteria merchant who came out at night to let loose bags of disease

>There was literal cucking in this

Dream cucking

But yeah I didn't want to see a nigger kiss a white girl either. If the movie was a 5/10, that dropped it down to a 4/10

There wasn't cucking you absolute memetards cucking is when the guy wants it and watches. It's not when a black guy fucks a white girl

If Sup Forums is getting mad about it, then I know it must be good.

But user, it is cucking because the posters you're replying to subconsciously want it and they watched it.

t. cuckmeister

Pretty sure that the Kang opened the door. Maybe he was even sick a few days earlier.

>It's not when a black guy fucks a white girl
sounds like cucking
blacked = cucking

Cucking is when a woman cheats on her husband

A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own

I didnt like it, because it was garbage.

what the fuck are you talking about? It's nothing but social commentary.

It Comes At Night is about the necessity of casting off traditional morals in the name of survival. The father believes his son is too weak, too kind-hearted to survive. The end of the film reveals that the father is truly the bad guy when he shoot an innocent woman in cold blood, and then the son contracts the disease. The two events weren't directly related, but thematically and symbolically they were.

The film is also about the inevitability of death. The father does everything right. He makes all the right choices for his family. But his son still dies in the end, because that's life. Even when you do everything right, you still fail.

It Comes At Night has some very poignant messages about life and humanity, and were it not for those messages I would agree that this film is very lacklustre.

her husband has to watch them fucking for it to be "Cucking". if he's not there watching its just "Cheating" in like she's Cheating on her husband

No retard that is the porn version of cuckolding. A cuckold is a husband whose wife cheats on him whether he knows or not

Dude no, that's just what they do in porn because people are more turned on by what the men are doing and black dick

Sounds like you're the expert in this, much experience?

>A24
Droppped

Yeah your mom cheats on your dad with me

>mom jokes

He probably just had a decent education you mong, like someone already pointed out it's a common term in biology and you can literally just google the definition of it. People who think it's when a guy watches his wife cheats on him or whatever the alt-right means when they say it sound like retards

> Pay first run ticket price
> Have to imagine what witch looks like
Fuck you.

Not to mention that for a good 10 minutes of the movie you're stating at a black screen

You know whats funny? A 17 year old could read those "themes" into it. What you seem to misunderstand is that most of us understood that was probably (maybe not intentionally) what the writer/director wanted us to feel.

What you seem to not get, is that despite those "themes" it was still 100% a piece of shit trash film.

People keep pretending that all the characters keep doing the right things in this movie and it's bothersome.

He's overly hostile, treats strangers like dogs, needlessly executes a highwayman instead of grilling him for information, keeps his son too sheltered which creates a host of problems on its own, invites in strangers while he's unstable and paranoid, and doesn't allow them to leave while their intentions are just that. Also fuck spoilers, this movie is bad.

Horror as a genre has come to such shit that it is considered as a separate thing from film by the general audience.

Like when you go to see a horror, the majority of the audience judges the movies completely different from than an action/thriller/drama with hard preconcieved expectations of what it should be. It's like all the movie elements dissapear and the only measurement of quality of the movie is how many times you got "spooked". It's almost like a rollercoaster ride, not a movie for them.
Same thing happens with every movie that get's the "horror" tag but isn't the usual jumpscare fest. The studio had to market It Comes at Night (just like The Witch) as a "scare" horror movie so more people would see it, and when they actually watch it they don't care about the family relations and character development and the general sense of suspense and tension etc, they just want to get some loud noises after a few seconds of silence every now and then and go home happy "hehe that was spooky"

It's quite sad really.

What came at night?

nothing (except for me in ur mom LOL)

What do you mean it wasn't "scary"? It wasn't a horror, but it was one of the most tense movies I've ever watched, something no "horror" movie has achieved. Absolutely fantastic.

Dishonest filmmaking at its finest.
The worst movie i've seen this year.

The script was just poor. Shame because it was well filmed and acted

Found the 13 year old

I saw the trailer 7 times because I had no idea what the fuck was going on itbin. I'm sorry you're used to watching all trailers for a movie so you can basically paste together the plot easily, like homecoming, but it was just a red fucking door. doors open and close. trying to figure out what Lloyd happen in a movie before watching it is for fucking man baby capeshit. not horror kino. this shit is pleb filter because if you didn't like this movie your garbage taste and low IQ doesn't belong here

>watching a trailer 7 times
>thinks he's the one with the high IQ

The reason people don't like it is because the film was BORING AS FUCK.