Tfw you become the bull

>tfw you become the bull
Brazil how much will you pay me to impregnate your gf?

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>Brazil literally sucks dick

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>be la criatura
>get your last white dna stolen by superior chad nations

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>thinks there's a limit on sperm

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I'm sure we can find an endless supply being deposited inside your mom

>500 vials
>skyrocket

They want tall and blonde men

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>be brazil
>be memed as a super power for decades
>never become super power
>big booty women cuck me for burger dick

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They want tall and blonde men, not short brown Juans

>serious question
Brazil anons how easy is it for a white American, or really any white foreigner, to get laid in your country?

What did Brazil mean by this?

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sopa de esperma uma delicia

These men probably have British ancestry because British ancestry is rare here.

They tend to prefer semen from German diaspora. Yes, our women are racist as fuck.

Why did they post that picture on Twitter? WHat does it add to the content of the news?

Why did you copypaste it thrice?

Obviously no black genes are being imported because they are already enough here. We need to import white because it's harder to get.

But yeah, everyone here prefers whites, except butthurt Sup Forums Rio posters.

>We need to import white semen because it's harder to get.
alright

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I was wrong. It's not harded. It's because we don't pay for local white semen. So they need to import some.

>it's ok because it's white semen
This thing has gone too far

That's kind of weird, importing semen.
Don't they have enough men to knock up the women or what?

They want attractive white men.

Because they want white men and our sperm banks don't pay men for jerk off.

>5'11
>180 cm
>tall

That depends, are you paying for sex? Being american will not increase your chances of getting laid if you are a weak faggot. Women want chad everywhere in the world

It's obvious the minimum, retard.

The wall between reality and memes has grown thin.
The end is nigh.

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NO
BAD GOY, VERY BAD GOY

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Horrendously underaged post

If i want to give my blonde blue-eyed seeds to brazil will they give me a big booty latino to jerk me off?

If you call them "latino" they will probably kick your ass

Why are Americans so slutty?

kek

for what reason?
they're going to end up having brown eyes and dark hair because of recessive genes the vast majority of the time

Seth Putnams song "I snuck a retard into a sperm bank" comes to mind

they all look the same to me

If you start speak Spanish or call them latino, sorry, they will kick your ass. It's not even a meme

It'll increase the amount of recessive genes in Brazil's gene pool. So, there will be a greater amount of blondies in the future.

>from cities with central european background
offspring of sarmatian warriors will return earth to it's rightful owners

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That doesn't answer my question

No, because f you actually read the article it says that the people ordering Te sperm are “rich single Brazilian women”, which is literally just codeword for “white”.

this is good.
we need to be bleached
the more whites, the better.

Mexico needs to be bleached too.
Or colonized.

Maybe if you'd stop coming north there'll still be some whites to bleach you?

You need to come here.

Will i get a qt latina gf??

R u dumb

Of course, get all your white friends and come here.

How?

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sending crates of sperm to brazil as we speak

God damn brazilians just fucking love diversifying their genes.

cum to brazil

please do so.
as i said, the more EVROPEAN admixture the better.

I'm actually surprised that buying sperm from Scandinavian countries en masse isn't a thing yet. Pretty sure every nation on earth would like to have Scandinavian features.

>ywn be a viking god

They want to rise to 56%