Is Tomb Raider going to be the next big chickflop?

Is Tomb Raider going to be the next big chickflop?

It was doomed the moment Dyelicia Sticcander was cast

>musclefags pretending Lara Croft should look like their manfus

How can I get a gf like that?

too short

>~2000
>website that lists all the models trying to be the new face for Lara
>11/10s to a 10 year-old, Rhona Mitra and my first look at sexy cosplay

>2017
>Lara is a chestlet fridge
>Tomb Raider isn't about a dominant badass treasure hunter anymore
I'd rather have part 3 with Angelina tbf

This

The first two were big box office successes. Lara Croft is not a femwashed male character. This one could succeed too.

Lara Croft needs to be maliciously abused. She needs to be beaten to within and inch of her worthless life and then raped horrendously before being used as the pathetic cumdumpster she is.

DELET

HORSE

fake tits?

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No.

>tattoos

cool. Thats a pretty impressive rack for a muscle girl then. Nice. Ill jerk off to her later

They'll be fake - muscle increases your testosterone and that absolutely melts away any breast tissue. That and to get any sort of muscle as a girl requires pinning test.

Literally the only way to have any breast and be muscular as a girl would be to have J cups before starting - and even then they'll end of saggy.

>Ripped
>Still having big tits
Toppest kek

The guy who designed the first 3D model of Lara wanted her to have smaller tits but they made him make her tits bigger. I saw that in some documentary.

The fuck is wrong with you? Are you a misogynist? This is a more enlightened era, and objectifying women is for savage, low races like whites.

as long as there is a scene where she steps on my balls it will never flop

well she's not massive like some muscle girls that clearly juice.
She could be NATTY but her tits probably aren't

It's all but impossible to be into musclegirls and be a titsman at the same time.

>ywnbctdbhl

can this Mature Female act? Id like to see her in an empowering movie
maybe Batgirl directed by Refn

i bought the game for 5 bucks on steam and it's shit. why was this game so praised?

she better do porn.

>Batgirl

More.

>current year
>not casting an Asian man in the role

>me on the left

Me on the left

>me on the right

Because an iconic action heroine is now vulnerable and afraid!

Horrifying

>DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT STARE DONT GET A BONER STOP IT DICK STOP IT

mirin those delts

Imagine this muscular bitch just grabbing the weak shit behind her and shoving him in the locker room and just sucking his limp dick for hours until he finally gets a pathetic erection and then having him fuck her in the cunt. Amazing.

Imagine her grabbing his entire head in her right hand, shoving him down to the floor, and sitting on his face, grinding her pussy and ass all over him, leaving him in a puddle of cum and feces.

This is how I want to die.

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Should I feel gay for wanting to fuck her?

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This is wierd, I think I dont like it.

Lower right pic me in the back, blue shirt

>google image search
>Results: Female
gee thanks

Short answer: yes.

So wanting to rail a trap is not gay?

Cgi/shop?

>should I feel gay for wanting to fuck an alpha female

You jest Sup Forumsie but they actually made up a character to cast a chinese dude and completely erased the co-lead, aka damsel in distress, from the game that was japanese.

Also gay.

Alyssa Loughran

What have we become?

You shouldn't feel as bad as me, because I'd rather her just smother me or sit on me until she crushes my skull in.

nice quads

Jessica Biel is fine, but you are extremely gay if you're sexually attracted to women who are very muscular.

iktf

Lmao this desu

>you are extremely gay if you're sexually attracted to women

nice bait ill answer anyway
>muslims literally rip womens clits off and stone them to death for almost no reason
>blacks make a living "singing" about how women are nothing but meat
>blacks are notorious for not raising their children
>almost 90% of single american mothers slept with a black man

Those thighs are gross

Angie has become a chestlet too m8

overly muscular women are the equivalent of obese women
you have shit taste

Who hurt you, senpai?

thanks my FriendlyAnon

No. That's your subconscious desire to produce strong, alpha children. Two alpha parents is better than one.

Jeez, just use cheat codes already.

>a woman in prime fitness is the same as an obese land whale
How can one man be so wrong

That's what I mean. I'd rather see a movie about over the hill Lara than NuRaider.
>when you see a musclegirl's "tits" without a sports bra

...who are very muscular, yes.

>Dyelicia

Muscular women have to train like hell even with steroids to get where they are. Obese women just have to eat and do nothing else. World of difference in character.

The girl on the right has some seriously unfortunate tits.

define "very"

fake tits tho

I don't understand this
>Fuck BOYS WITH DICKS that look like girls
Not gay
> Fuck girls with muscle but still have a vagina(and an ass)
Gay.
You all really need to get your priorities straight(no pun intended).

It's because her calfs and legs are too small. Bad genetics perhaps? Or she did squats wrong.

See

>Alyssa Loughran
peak female

Stephanie is so hot

>prime fitness
excessively muscled girls are often as barren as death valley

>(and an ass)
Fag

they seem fine to me

>women with muscles

yes

Be reasonable, you closet homos

She's good.
They're both gay.

when will muscle girls go mainstream and be put in capeshit ??

When we demand it.

Just bad symmetry. If she trained her calves and went easy on her thighs and hamstrings even a little bit her legs would look moor aesthetically pleasing.

>thinking its """gay""" to want a massive musclebound woman to hold you down while she fucks your ass with her monster strapon

Sad!

when we get rid of all the normies

>thinking that is attractive
You're a legit faggot.

this we need a twitter campaign. suggest hashtags.

plz gib name.

Carriejune Anne Bowlby

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muscular asian girls are my fetish

#GirlMuscles or something that looks empowering towards females to cover for the fact that its guys with a fetish

I'd like a Shadman version of this with a dick