Started WW1 at 19

>started WW1 at 19

i've wasted my life

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>I'm Gavrilo Princip, and this is Jackass!

Little slavnigger ruined Western Civilization.

this piece of serbian garbage fucked this planet up

fuck him and fuck subhuman serbs, the chimps of the European continent

Bernini completed this at age 23

WW1 wouldve started with or without him.

Some kids making prank videos on YouTube will start WW3

>Serb serbing as usual
>Now we have to slaughter each other in the millions!

Yep, it was inevitable.

WRONG

Actually it was an African immigrant named Lorengogo Berhabadong, who was later white-washed by historians and passed off as someone of European descent.

#stay woke

>m-muh based Kebab removers
Serbroaches are not people. Should have exterminated them completely in WW2.

thanks asshole, that war killed too many europeans

>WW1 wouldve started with or without him.
How about no

Yo, your fatty Franz Ferdinand didn't see Princip's pistol
Too busy guzzling his tenth wiener schnitzel
Popped a cap in his ass for my Black Hand brothers
Shave off that 'tache, it's bigger than your mother's!
Now just like your bald head you ain't got no heir
I spit rhyme as your empire decline
Have you any notion of united Slav nation?
You catch my drift or do you want a translation?
Serbia got friends, yo! Russia's our homie
Think we're scared? Here's two words for you:
Blow me!

Reminder that princip met with Trotsky in Lausanne/Switzerland. This connects him to the commies and with it, to wallstreet.

Never forget that (((they))) had a hand in everything.

fpbp

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Shia LaBeouf started WWI?

not politics :^)

You want a war, Gav? We bring the pain, Slav
Blood spilt in Sarajevo gonna cause a blood bath, yo!
Russians, Mongols, Turks, my bitches
Best watch out 'cos my trigger finger itches
You're tiresome, you're irksome
Like a Slavic Jeremy Clarkson

We dindu nuffin the Austrian-Hungarians were keeping the Serbian man down senpai

Huh? Who the hell is that?

The eternal Austrian stableboy
Was so fun when Jelačić helped against the Hungarian rebelles while the rebelles got rewarded better than the Croats who were loyal? Oh and all those subhuman Serbs who died protecting your border from Turks?
Not to forget the evil King Peter I the Liberator, who was offered Greater Serbia, but refused, as it would have split Croatia between Serbia, Hungary, and Italy, making the Croats the Kurds of Europe.
Or even worse, Regent Paul who was offered an alliance with Mussolini and even dealbanisation of Kosovo as long as he'd support the deportation of Croats from Istria, which he refused...

All being said, unification under Yugoslavia is the only way we can as a people evade foreign domination.
As long as we tho have domestic traitors we will have foreign master.

Narod biran od boga, guši nesloga....

Wilhelm was looking for a fight for years. He was BTFO when france ignored his request not to invade morocco and never forgave them

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Reminder that leafs are faggots

Funny you say that.
If anything, WWI started by a simple mistake that any of us could have done and end up reshaping the world's geopolitics forever.

>The car that Franz Ferdinand was in with his wife was being drive by a chaufeur.
>After the first attempt of assassination, he should have go back to his place but instead, wanted to see how the soldiers that got injured was at the Hospital
>Chaufeur take a wrong turn in a street to the Hospital and the engine of the car dies while he tries to shift to Reverse
>His soon to be murder (that tried to kill him just a few minutes earlier), was getting out of a coffee shop, spotted his car and shot him and his wife
>WWI startes
>ppl from all places drafted for the efforts of war
>a young kid, 17 yo, fall in love with a blond jewish girl (Stehanie Isak) but she ignores him
>he aspires to be an artist but is rejected by the University of Bellas Artes because "he didnt draw too much heads" of ppl in his painting.
>gets drafted to fight on the war
>he is just a soldier, and while quiet, starts to harbour hatred toward minorities
>the name of the soldier is Adolf Hitler
>WWI ends
>he goes back home with a book named Mein Kampf
>with hatred for said minorities, in special jews (thanks Isak)
>becomes a notorious politician
>takes control of the Workers Party
>set the Reichstag on fire
>start his vendetta against minorities, jews a t the top of his hatred
>WWII starts
>bring the best scientists the world ever saw to work for the cause
>creat technologies the world never saw
>create rockets capable of strike other countries
>comites the mistake of attacking Russia
>loose the war
>said scientists gets protection of one of its enemies (United States)
>scientist that created those rockets creates NASA
>man finnaly leave Earth and set foot on the moon
>all because a chaufeur took the wrong turn, on a wrogn street, at the wrong time and a 19 yo nationalistic kid killed his passengers.

That's The Godfather faggot

If it was for the americans being nice to the germans the world would be perfect

>1st and 2nd Morroccan crisis
>1St and 2nd Balkan war
>Various disputes
The war could not be avoided

Austria demanded to investigate inside Serbia. Serbia fulfilled all parts of the ultimatum aside that one as it was unthinkable at that time.

Truth be told, had Apis not payed Gavrilo, the Austrians sure would have. The death of Ferdinand was a joyful event for the Austrians.

*wasn't

SHOOTING A RUSSIAN TOURIST PRANK(GONE WRONG)(ACCIDENTALLY STARTED THERMONUCLEAR WAR)(2016)

Most of them that come here, yes

#notallleafs

treed
talex

Plus he shouldnt have had the audacity of coming to serbia on the anniversary of your greatest historical achievement

>WW1 starts
>krauts and friends lose
>great deppression starts in part due to the war
>national socialism support rises in krautland while they're broke as fuck
>nazis start fucking shit up like invading poland
>WW2 starts
>axis powers btfo
>russia gets one piece of krautland and murricans get another one
>russians get greedy and communism becomes cunt-like
>cold war starts because WW2's russia cuntyness
>nuclear scare
>russians invade afghanistan
>murricans support the """""""""""""""moderate"""""""""""""""""" rebels
>rebels also become cunts and form an alliance between the strong arm of the taliban and the leadership of al qaeda
>9/11 happens

SERBS DID WTC

>sarajevo is in Serbia
t. Slobodan Vladimirović

>France and Germany face off over north africa and congo

>italy takes advantage of this standoff/distraction by invading libya, which faggot ottomans can't defend

>rebellious groups realise ottomans are on tbe way out, unleashing a wave of nationalism in the balkans against establish empires

>serbs want freedom


Thats how the chain of events to the assasination began, although it should be pointed out that wilhelm had been pushing for a war for years, its just no other europeans wanted it.

He was an eternal kraut after all

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Nice made up tale, but you have it completely wrong. Here is how it went down:

>reason for shit happening was not for the Chaufeur making a wrong turn, but for the car breaking down
>car was from austrian firm GRAF & STIFT, the double phaeton
>After WW1 Hitler received this information and setting his goal into destroying this company
>Hitler gained power which led to the Anschluss in 1938. This gave him the power to crush the company in austria (GRAF & STIFT went out of business in 1938)
>As a side result of this, Germany became too strong again unintentionally
>Allies wanted war and Hitler couldn't avoid it.

It was all due to the multi culti state Austria-Hungary letting shitty slavs construct cars for low wages. If they would have had quality german workers, WW1 would have been completely avoided.

But all roads lead to rome... in every parallel universe it was a slav ruined it. The Eternal Slav is the only constant in the universe of annihilation.

The BBCS ww1 rap

What's even funnier is that the serbs killed a man that literally wanted to give the minorities of the empire, serbs included, more power in running the whole show.

I know that's part of the lyrics.

>merkel is still ticking

there's still time baby!

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why didn't you stop it

Back up Franz Josef, Serbia's our brethren
Same blood, same religion, same Slavic complexion
We're packing more army than you got salami
So stop your bragging, your trolling
Or the Cossack pain train starts rolling
Last time you kicked off I sweat revolution
This time my solution is your dissolution
Beware the Russian Bear

One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans

Fuck you.
I started to reply to each greentext before realizing this was a shitpost.

Well played Kraut.

Anyway, I wander what would have happened if Germany had not attacked (nor had the intentions to do so) Russia, had secured north of Africa and Japan never attacked Pear Harbor.

Maybe he would have contained Europe under Nazism but the rest would be fine.

Maybe the Atomic bomb would not even be developed by the amricans sicne they where also porsuing that in Sweden or Denmark ( cant remember).

FPBP

>lets just list some crisis and and claim it could not be avoided
Topkek

War could have been avoided if:

>Ferdinant not being killed (duh)
Ferdinant was the hated son of the emperor because he actually wanted to give all the minorities in the empire their country and uniting Austria with the germans in the end. There were even conspiracy theories back then stating it was the austrian emperor who ordered killing his own son because he would have fucked up the empire.

Also:
>Germany not giving support to Austria Hungary
Britain stating direct official support to russia and France would have led to Germany not giving support (and britain knew this, even the foreign minister is quoted with this. They said war could be avoided by uttering a few words by britain)
>France not giving unconditional support to russia
>Britain not saying to russia and serbia to take a strong stance against Austria-Hungary
>Russia not going full retard and dealing with the marxists in their country instead of the pan slav idea and their "historic mission". fkn retards
>Russia not secretly mobilizing trying to deceive germany
>the list is fucking endless

War would have been unlikely if the arch duke would not have been assassinated.

>Serbia fulfilled all parts of the ultimatum aside that one as it was unthinkable at that time.

sorry but this is a fucking meme. While the Serbian answer to austria was seen as a great diplomatic success, it was already well established in 1925 that this "serbia was ok with 9 out of 10 demands" meme was just propaganda. They agreed to 3 or 4 of the 10 term, rejected 1 completely and changed the other original terms and claimed they accepted them.

>Allies wanted war and Hitler couldn't avoid it.
we wus good boys, we dindu nuffin!

pretty much started WW2 also

trob

>niggers murdering Whites and causing trouble
I believe it

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>realizing this was a shitpost.
What do you mean? The Graf & Stift company went out of business in 1938....

>if Germany had not attacked (nor had the intentions to do so) Russia
Commies were on their way, there are sources saying 2 weeks after the germans attacked, other sources saying in 1942. Nearly all of the USSR military shit was designed for offensive war, i.e. fast road tanks for streets which only existed in germany at that time and other stuff. A surprise attack from the USSR would have taken all of europe rather quick, they had the largest military by far, which was mostly destroyed thanks to operation barbarossa. Germany attacking russia was the reason the commies got only half of europe, while it was thanks to the UK and US that they got even half of it in the first place.

>Japan never attacked Pear Harbor.
Yeah they should have coordinated with Germany. Just ignore the US and attack the USSR from both sides.

tgracia

Unironically answering to my post with this... bet you didn't even read the rest.

But Russia would only attack Germany once they got scared of all the blietzkrieg.

Who would want to be the next target of this shit?

Becoming a neighboar of Germany is no good if you think about it. Moscow is just too close to the boarder of what should be the lesberaum.


By the way, Franz Ferdinand did took a wrong turn before the engine stalling in the middle of the street..

Germany had been building up a warfleet to directly challenge british, which responded in kind that it would not be tolerated.

Wilhelm was hoping at best that britain would stay on the sidelines but he was too stupid to see he was pushing all the wrong buttons diplomatically

Its never too late.
Do it.

>But Russia would only attack Germany once they got scared of all the blietzkrieg.
What? Russias/Stalins plan was to let Germany fight against the west until it is weakened and then he would rush in. This was planned long before the war started. He even had a hand in directing the commie party in germany after 1930 to align with Hitler. Stalin wanted war and knew he would get it through Hitler. He deliberately told the german commie party to not align with the social democrats because that would avoid war in the long game. In the end Stalin just shat his pants because of how quick poland and france were defeated by Germany. This fucked up his expectations and started mobilizing. But he had the same problem like Russia before WW1: extremely long supply lines making the mobilization extremely slow.

>Becoming a neighboar of Germany is no good if you think about it.
This was desired by stalin because then he would not have had to move through another country to attack Germany. Would this have been the case then Germany would have been alterted in time by the other country being crushed and then would have had time to building up defenses.

Actually correct. Also the Reichstag fire was unintentional most likely, but the Nazis capitalized on it. Huehue forgot about the German Revolution of 1918 where 250,000 died in a (((communist))) war.

I didnt knew Stalin was planning that far ahead.

Thanks for the lesson. Didnt knew any of this shit desu.

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>Germany had been building up a warfleet to directly challenge british, which responded in kind that it would not be tolerated.

Yes, they build up a fleet which the brits didn't like. Yet it was never intended to be used against them (this was stated numerous times). When discussing the fact about the German fleet, I find it always funny how people ignore this extreme British arrogance at that time believing they could just dictate who could have a fleet and who could not. It just wasn't their place. They might have been right to be butthurt, but in the end they had no say in the matter and it certainly wasn't a reason to make sure a war would start.

>Wilhelm was hoping at best that britain would stay on the sidelines
True, and britain knew that germany would back down if they give official support to France and Russia.

>he was pushing all the wrong buttons diplomatically
Hard to say. The british king at that time gave confirmation/promise to a prussian prince that britain would stay neutral. This had big impact on Wilhelm.

You should read "the chief culprit". You find that as pdf for free via google.

>implying he started WW1 and not all the events leading up to it

For the record. Is this historical events or Alex Jones "we are breaking the conditioning" tier history?

Literally every single one of us are shitposting stupid faggots. No exceptions.

This still puts us miles ahead of US posters though

Historical events. All the sources are given in the books. This book only focuses on Stalin/the commies though, there are probably 2000 additional pages one should read to get a complete picture.

Ok maybe 4000 pages :D

a serb will start ww3

>4000

I think I will take your word for it.
Cant read 4000 pages knowing that I should be studying.

But if true, it just meanst that Stalin was even more dangerous than ppl took him for.

It wasn't arrogance. The royal navy was absolutly essential for britain for its survival, while germany had no real empire to protect and wouldn only need a fleet to fight the british. The fleet also consisted off dreadnoughts which were designed to fight other europeans rather that to protect trade. Germany was directly threatening britain and britain was powerful enough, sort of like the US today, to be able to face down the challenge

The reichstag fire was actually intentionally started by a Dutch communist wacko.

He was nothing more than a mentally ill individual with political ideas, but Hitler saw it as a good opportunity.

Probably by blasting a rapefugee.

FPBP, my sides are close to Jupiter.

whats the green text on WW1

we rarely talk about it here

>Hard to say. The british king at that time gave confirmation/promise to a prussian prince that britain would stay neutral. This had big impact on Wilhelm.

Again, this shows wilhelm's diplomatic incompetance. It was well know that british royalty had no political influence and were even lambasted for giving their views in public

>Gavrilo Princip
>Looks like a jew
MERELY COINCIDENCE, GOYIM!!

Well thanks. Do you know his name.

These gypsies will be the salvation of Europe, I tell you:

youtu.be/xiNjEWLm64E

Well the commies were funded by wallstreet since 1905 where they tried their first revolution in russia. Under Stalin they had huge help with industrialization from the US, i.e. Henry Ford, creating literally the biggest industrial complex in the world behind the Urals. The commies were even able to build the only long range heavy bomber back then which could not be attacked because it flew too high and could level any city. Not even Radar found it due to Radar range limit. Stalin flew after 1941 over all german territory into britain with this thing without worrying about air defenses.

Yet he refused to construct this thing en masse in 1936 or so becaue he knew having such a weapon would stop anyone from wanting war with the USSR, thus removing the only way on how his communist revolution could be spread to other countries. If he would have had this weapon than everyone would have wanted to be an ally instead of wanting war.

It boggles my mind that one man's actions set off a chain of events that costed millions of lives

>believing they could just dictate who could have a fleet and who could not. It just wasn't their place. They might have been right to be butthurt, but in the end they had no say in the matter and it certainly wasn't a reason to make sure a war would start.

Wars have been started over far less, and when the royal navy was as powerful as it was it really could decide who had a large navy. In the end it bottled up the german fleet while still defending an empire covering 1/4 of the globe

Lost my sides. Again.

Confirmed.

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>This!

Also, is it just me or is capcha being a real pain in the butt, today?

Not true.

He sent many letters to the russian emperor saying that he didnt wanted a war.
It wasnt even a official letter, just a friendly one.


The british by another hand, would never allow a german hegemony on mainland Europe...

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A spark had to ignite the powder keg.
He was the spark.

Want an ass.
He if did blitzkreig just like Hitler did it with everybody that wanted to ally with him, he would have conquered half of the planet.

But them again, where the hell Wall Street enters on this history?

From what I know, US helped Russia with equipament only after they went into war agaist the axis.

No my burger friend.
NOW that is confirmed....

>It wasn't arrogance.
Yes it was. Dictating someone else on what he can have or not have can only be done out of arrogance
>The royal navy was absolutly essential for britain for its survival
Of course it was and Britains navy was never challanged or threatened in anyway. This was stated. The brits were just paranoid (to be fair, many were back then).
>wouldn only need a fleet to fight the british
You seem to forget that everyone was paranoid, germany also needed a fleet to protect itself from the british. This story goes both ways.

>Germany was directly threatening britain
If you are paranoid yes, in reality, no.

>and britain was powerful enough, sort of like the US today, to be able to face down the challenge
Well guess who got his shit pushed in in the end, when the island was surrounded by submarines, all supply lines cut and you had food left for 4 weeks at one point. Thanks to germany stopping the submarine attacks at a certain time during the war, millions of brits did not starve on the island.

And there was no challange. The German fleet was never intended to rival that of britain. It was always to be kept smaller. But britain had this fucking fetish where their navy had to be this and that ratio of the navies of the 2 other strongest countries combined. Due to this fetish they forced themself to increase their naval armaments and putting them further into debt.

Stephanie wasn't jewish.

How about yes!

If you understood anything about the historical period between 1870 - 1912 you'd know that The Great War was a foregone conclusion and that it just happened to be Princip who gave the royals the excuse they needed to go to war.

>If your really want to blame someone, blame Kaiser Willy, that lunatic crippled nut! He's the one who went nuts and started the war on the merest excuse.

Germans are the real plague on Europe desu

>Isak

>And there was no challange. The German fleet was never intended to rival that of britain.
This.
The Naval Plan of the German Empire was to build enough only a fraction of the ships of Britain and try to fight a defensive war with Naval mines in German waters to even the odds.

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