/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Hello Sup Forums friends, I hope you enjoy the last two episodes Edition

Less than 3 hours remain

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Meanwhile:

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF Mr. C

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the explosion, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head
>Found Pete's car after he died, then gathered a bunch of homeless to have a week long soup kitchen in it and then used the fluids to drown Catherine
>Jaywalking
>Used strange golden orbs to create dopplegangers of himself and of his close friends to have beastiality sex with
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry to the point he's dying of colon cancer
>Raped Little Nicky
>Pissed in Phillip Jeffries' Teapot
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Found a deeply scarred and frightened Leo in the woods and gave him food and water
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracks down and rapes the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs
>Litters constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact being a big guy for you
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Raped Janey with his Bob orb to get her pregnant, that's why Sonny Jim is half Mexican
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agents all over the world, then drunk dialed Albert to tell him about it
>Send videos of him raping Monica Bellucci to Gordon
>Does not pay his taxes
>Told his shitty long lost son Richard all this while he forced him to perform oral sex on strange black faced homeless men and then told Richard how worthless of a son he is

what do we do after tonight?

First for poleposting.

VEDDERFAGS BTFO

JACKRABBIT'S PALACE = HAWK'S RABBIT HERITAGE

Does it start at 7 or 8? Eastern time.

for the last time
for the last time

/tpg/ on suicide watch in 5 hours! Hold me!

time to go home user

Reposting in new thread, I concede that I was totally wrong.

Rewatched it and you guys were right, I totally misremembered, they dont let it float into the sky. At the very least it does seem like they're removing it from his body, but it cuts to Ray driving away. Guess we'll find out tonight.

.....Haawk

Enter the White Lodge with love and courage in our hearts.

DugOei confy

8. Showtime is playing part 14 right now.

Veddercheck those digits and an hero

Can't climb to heaven on the cross
The ratings' promise drained the blood from my heart
Came a message in the dark
There won't be offers of a season 4 at all
And we still had the chance

But now it's gone, go-o-one
And the show is what it is
What it was it will never be again
Running out of sand

I stare at my shitpost folder to the core
Blurred shops look back at me
Full of memes and felicity
And a blue rose
Less (You)s are taken, the threads are forsaken
Dead like the worth of Game of Thrones

Noooow it's gone, go-o-one
And I am who I am
New parts will not ever come again
Running out of sand

Mmmmmmmmmmmooooohh hooohooooohooohooommmhhh
Ohooommmmmhmmmmoooooooooohooooohohooooaaah

A drunk vedderfag wants to fight
Fearful of dreams, there'll be no sleep tonight
Fine at 7c, dead by 9c
Pleb or patrician, we're gonna get lynched
The climax is coming and it's the end of our paths
I can't stop the lynching or the tears from thine eye
There's another us around somewhere where the end isn't nigh
Showtime is our witness but they won’t testify

Oooooooooh now it's gone, go-o-one
The show is what it is
What it could've been it'll never have the chance
Running out of sand
Running out of sand
Running out of sa-a-and

WHAT THE HELL?

It was about the bunnies.

i hope andy fucking dies tonight

WIIIILLLLSOOOONNNNN

>jeany-e is what coop's life with annie would have been like

david lunch lol

Those....those digits

9 Eastern

>Fuck you, Margaret.

How did Lynch get away with it?

>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life

WILSON! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU "THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THE FBI!!??!!!!"

>T. Trumane

Threadly reminder that Lynch is making use of Magritte imagery.

>Showtime is playing part 14 right now.

thank you, user.

>using streams
>not paying and supporting true kino and using showtimeanytime

PLEBS
L
E
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no season 4 for you

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ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL WINDOM'S RETURN

Will we finally learn how Annie is?

Sheryl worked hard to ensure you all enjoy tonight's episode!!! Thank you Sheryl!!!

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First for give me a stream that doesn't have a watermark I don't live in the US

>shrill wife that drives him to cheating and gambling
>mexican son
>living in a shit neighbourhood
damn, coop really dodged a bullet there

W I N D O M I N A T I O N N A T I O N

Has nobody mentioned that the Las Vegas FBI guy is Stan Rizzo?

>not acquiring through definitely strictly legal means so you can watch from the comfort of your battlestation

It's "how many times have I told you"

WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER THAT DREAMS

Bottom left. Spooky.
Is this an artist?

>monica belucci
>playing HERSELF
what in the fuck did david mean by this

who?

Yurop here, how is it going to be, starts at the usual time and the next episode follows right after?

i finally activated a free trial of the local service that offers it for streaming just so i wouldnt have to wait on the finale.

Yes, a lot of times.

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>ywn be a famous director
>ywn film monica belucci reenacting your wet dream about her in real life thanks to your connections

>Is this an artist?
Imagine being this uncultured

No, these images just appeared out of nowhere and no one knows how.

René Magritte

Go check him out he's great

IMMA IMMA GOODMAN

i assume it will be like the premiere where two parts are shown as one with a commercial break

Who do you think that is there????

was this the most tragic moment in the show?

well, she was a cutter, dude

you know i don't have a christa bell. post rar tammy

how new

John Goodman is a good man.

FRIENDLY REMINDER
THAT ANNIE AND CHESTER DESMOND ARE GONE
AND ITS ALL GONNA BE A DREAM IN AUDREYS COMA

:3

Yes
RIP Ike's spike ;_;7

>Lynch actually typed "hip hop beat" into youtube picked the first one messaged the uploader "hey can i use this in my video?"
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Does he have a deviantArt?

yp

who would win in a fight

THIS IS THE FBI THIS IS WHAT WE DO

Hey, /tpg/, can you give me a refresher? Who was operating the box Coop showed up in in the first few episodes?

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Kafka?

I know this is a place for NEETs and showing emotions isn't really welcome, but I'm so excited for the finale and I thoroughly enjoyed the season : - )

Booper and unnamed bald guy

Is this sarcasm?

Nobody at the time because the Experiment friggin killed the guy and the chick who were fuckin'

PINKY
WHAT DO YOU SEE
FLYING DOWN THE ROAD

he posts on livejournal

That guy from Eraserhead is exactly what came to mind.
>WHAT ISSS ITTT?

We're about to witness television history,it feels great doesn't it

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It's literally on the fucking filename, user.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE BOX IN ARGENTINA

cute

DR JACK RABBIT?

I'M C.P.

What file name?

speculate season 4 or be butt mad on how it all ends.

David Lynch and Mark Frost will explain it in 3 hours

What? Are these girls imitating the show or is the show paying homage to another thing?

Yes. I can.

*squirms*
OH ANGELO
*cums hard*
OH OHH AAANGELOOOOOOOOO

Lynch:

misogynist or misanthrope?

so correct me if im wrong
so bob left mr.c
sarah has the experiment inside of her
bob is ?????


why does everybody want to go back to twin peaks again?

The correct answer that question David Bowie asks David Lynch in the dream is Kyle Mclaughlin.

boutta bust a nut senpai

anyone else ffwding thru the boring scenes?
subtitles on => speed read

WHY? it's at 8 est

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