Be french

>be french
>write a 16 letter word
>only pronounce the first four letters

why are they so retarded, int?

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>colonel
>KERNEL
American intellectuals, everyone.

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Vraisemblablement

That one is perfectly deterministic.

good example, only the T at the end isn't pronounced in this one

vray-son-bla-blo-mo

That's why I love german so much. Literally every single letter is pronounced. No exception.

because those sound are vestige of a time where they were pronounced. But we got lazy and simplified it.

A bit like how american english is a dumb down version british english which itself is a dumb down version of classical english, because people are lazy fucks.

>have grammatical and orthographic rules
>say that "oo" sounds like "u".
>proceed to pronounce "door" and "blood" with a long "o"

Wtf?

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Depends on the dialect you fucking idiot

>read English history book
>watch documentary
>I'd been pronouncing all the people and place names incorrectly

Constantine rhymes with fine? Bye-zant-ai-nes? Fuck this semen-slurping language.

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>english speaker complaining about french

T. Germanic South Brazilian

>American
>English
That's a loose definition.

Your pronunciation was probably closer to how those place names were pronounced in their original language than whatever English speakers come up with.

Yes I too enjoy pronouncing Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz all at once

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why don't you give us an exemple

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Spanish and Slav languages are the least autistic in this regard