/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

bobe Edition

2 hours to go

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Meanwhile:

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Jumping

>2 hours to go
W-What? no.
It can't be.
IT CAN'T END THAT SOON.

last thread went by quick
it's really happening

bobe = buy our book edgelords

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>WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S NAME?
>IT'S TINA
>*OMINOUS MUSIC*

First for more Jeffries tonight

Reminder that we need a final thread after the last episode called:

/TPG/ ONE MORE FINAL: I NEED YOU.

tricked ya, fucker

Hello, Buella

did dopplecoop rape 119 lady

LISSIEEEEEEEE

Threadly reminder that Lynch is making use of Magritte imagery.

>/tpg/ hitting the bump limit so fast there's 3 threads in the catalogue
Damn good.

Judy?

YOU HAVE AN ENEMY

in Douglas Jones.

ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT J*DY FOR REAL TONIGHT?

Who is Judy?

>2 hours

reminder that HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Inside the package, Phillip was so transfixed with
excitement that he could barely breathe. His skin
felt prickly from the heat and he could feel his heart
beating in his throat. It would be soon. Judy stood quite upright and walked around to the other
side of the package. Then she sank down to her knees,
grasped the cutter by both handles, took a deep breath
and plunged the long blade through the middle of the
package, through the middle of the masking tape,
through the cardboard, through the cushioning and
(thud) right through the center of Phillip Jefferies head,
which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs
of red to pulsate gently in the morning sun.

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I'VE BEEN DANCING
IN THE MOONLIGHT

I'm glad no one is talking about Judy. I hate it when people talk about Judy.

NO WE'RE NOT

We will NOT talk about Judy.

BUSHNELL DOUBLE DOWN

'member 119?

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What is this?

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for sure thought Jerry was a woodsman. has coop ever met Jerry? would he have recognized him? I can't remember.

You know what this is? You ever see this before? This is what I want.

Oh Gersten

>teapot on the bottom right
LYNCHED

Judy

AND MISS, THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN IT WAS OPENED

THERE WAS A STILLNESS

I'm feeling better now.

FUGGGG

Nobody keeps Battlin' Bud on the ropes for long!

how did he see anything looking through the binoculars backwards

hey guys showtime editor here just posting a leaked alternate scene with diane don't tell anyone about this

OH WE ARE TALKING ABOUT JUDY TONIGHT ALRIGHT.

>twin peaks finale
>no game of thrones
>no rick and morty

pure coincidence.

Is he talking about Judy's face when Bob opened the cans of corn?

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still perfect.

>swn stroke your face as you freak out after you kill someone

fucking hell

why didn't they get him to perform?

BASED CONSISTENT ACTING
youtube.com/watch?v=jnlYwt-Iljk

Fuck you

Easily the worst roadhouse of the series

Yeah, when they arrested Ben on suspicion of murdering Laura. Jerry was his lawyer, they were together constantly.

: - ) ALL.

binoculars' fault, desu

oh my god

TWO HOURS UNTIL SHERYLKINO

A Sunday for the patricians.

WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS!

Road house is proud to present
Bob walking backwards

WILD WILD WEST
WILD WILD WEST

When they arrested Ben

It's actually amazing how he quickly he established Mr.C's character here

Friendly reminder that the original /tpg/ was replaced by a doppelthread last night and is now stuck inside the black lodge. Pic related confirms that /tpg/ never gets /comfy/ again

Not memeing, do you guys like Eddie Vedder?
Did you like his song?

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>it struck me as funny, harry

PLEBS BTFO

Who was in the wrong here?

WILD WILD WEST!
WILD WILD WEST!
WILD WILD WEST!

showtime has become the channel of the has beens

worst lip sync, worst song is fat latina lady

who else thinking we're gonna get lynched really hard and this finale isn't gonna solve shit

CONFIRMED OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF EVIL /TPG/

>Murdered capeshit threads, beheaded them, raped them, raped their OPs and burned their generals down
>Raped cunnyposters while they were in a coma after Sup Forums was down, first with different parts of a /mlp/, secondly with Sup Forums's decapitated head
>Splitposted
>Used VPNs to create dopplethreads of himself to avoid bans
>Raped and murdered /who/ threads while forcing posters to sing my sex junk
>Raped and shaved /got/
>Shitposts constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered CIA posters and then used their threads along with baneposters as sock puppets to torrent pedophilia
>Humiliated /bb/ and then raped, beat and abused their threads after bullying them for watching stupid reality tv, forced Sup Forums to rape them as well by posting dismembered snuff porn and leaving her traumatized
>Raped /trek/ with star wars posting and got them pregnant with disney diversity
>Never completes CAPTCHAs
>Posted webm's of Monica Bellucci being raped in irreversible in 'was it kino?' threads
>Does not pay taxes

did cooper ever meet maddy

I liked the song.

Jesus, everything on these Showtime commercials looks like hot shit. Can't wait to cancel this free trial.

If I see another fucking actor talking about their character on Ray Donovan, I'm just gonna snap.

>Lynch tapped that repeatedly
>in his middle age
And here I thought I couldn't respect him more.

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy.

i'm definitely keeping my expectations low when it comes to anything being answered

the government

He's legit shit-tier

you can't be lynched if you don't have expectations

Any acestream links? Found 2 for Showtime HD but they are no longer working..

>inb4 poorfag
Not from the us

legit thankful Frost has Final Dossier coming out so it doesn't feel like this is truly the end

otherwise I'd probably kill myself

HEY GUYS DAVID HERE! I CAN CONFIRM THERE WILL BE A SEASON 4 AND IT WILL FOLLOW JAMES HURLEY AND WALLY BRANDO AS THEY TAKE ON THE OPEN ROAD! REALLY NEAT STUFF!!

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>ha ha ja my character walks down stairs. I am the new Bette Davis xD

Every show looks like a sad vanity project. It'd awful.

hope we get some more angelo tonight, I assumed there'd be a lot more but the main sound of the return seems to have come from dean hurley and lynch

Dice is good though

>when the ass is so good you cast it in your magnum opus and make it a central character in an important canon novel

wouldn't be that mad if this was the season finale desu

she was so cruel to james ;__;

Actual photo of /tpg/

I think Frost and Lynch felt sorry for all the fans who had to wait 25 years to see what happened to Doppelganger Cooper. So I don't think they will have a huge cliffhanger like that again.

There will be some loose ends and enduring mysteries, but nothing big like last time.

We're going to get a 30+ minute scene of Ed and Norma's wedding aren't we?