I can't tell if I'm annoyed because the dialogue is so shit...

I can't tell if I'm annoyed because the dialogue is so shit, or if it's just because this might be the most blatant shilling of a character I've ever seen. Probably both.

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Why has Negro Iron Woman not had porn yet?

Sam's like
>you're kinda alright or whatever
while Kamala and Kate want to scissor her

What is Bendis trying to tell us?

Completely ignoring they called her Ironheart.
Good job.
Now she shows up and does everything awesome so everyone can say, "Shes a good character"

I don't know what she did to prompt any character to say she was amazing. This is the first time I've noticed her so far. She certainly didn't do anything this issue

Brian Michael Benis :DDDD

Who says she hasn't?

Also, she's not a woman, she's a GIRL.

So maybe that's why.

That he likes lesbians? He's a heterosexual male, what did you think?

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I really hope she has to go through some major shit. That is the only way to forge her into something worthy of the title.

And can she PLEASE be 'Iron Man'? "But you're a girl." "It's a statement."

I think it's because you're a DCuck shilling for (you)s since your thread has no substance towards the story outside of bait

>Bitching at people for criticizing anything made by Marvel
>He legitimately thinks he isn't the shill here

...I just checked. She has. There is.

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And even aside from that...

>And can she PLEASE be 'Iron Man'? "But you're a girl." "It's a statement."

What's the statement?

Wait, what did she do that was so amazing? Like I don't remember seeing her at all in the previous issue.

I don't think she was shown until those panels. So nothing I guess?

Not that guy but. . . Solidarity in mankind? Or she could do her own name and be her own thing instead of accepting the status of "a gender swapped version of that other hero".

That is some serious abuse of the humble comma.

Um... I am working on that.

She's in two pages. Two. Pages. Not even, really.

Page two and she swings into view. So I guess she was Tony's back-up plan against Captain Marvel? And she is in one single panel? Fuck. Not even very clear.

It's current year

It's not even criticism since there was no effort to offer improvment

What exactly is the explanation why Tony is okay with letting a 15 year old girl fight for him and risk her life?

multiple kids

Hes the only one praising her here?

I haven't read the full book.

He's dead

Yeah but Kamala has actual superpowers and has been a hero on her own for a while, so she's directly involved in this.

Riri on the other hand is apparently just a smart girl who built her own inferior version of the Iron Man suit. How does that make Tony be okay with her risking her life in a war that has absolutely nothing to do with her? You don't need to be smart to pilot the suit and if he needed backup, he could provide a superior version to any experienced soldier of his choice.

>How does that make Tony be okay with her risking her life in a war that has absolutely nothing to do with her?

Tony doesnt give a shit about any of them. The girl is smarter than tony at his age and WANTS to play ball regardless of what some rich white guy wants her to do. She just needed the Ok for stealing his tech. Soldiers go off to fight wars that have nothing to do with them all the time.

>The girl is smarter than tony at his age and WANTS to play ball regardless of what some rich white guy wants her to do

Well, she is underaged and in no way qualified or required to participate in a dangerous war between superpowered individuals. Does she even know why they are fighting? Did she flip a coin to decide which side she was on?

Either way, the rich white guy should do the responsible thing and call her parents so they can ground her and little miss smartypants can start using her intelligence for something useful, other than creating cheap knock-offs of already existing technology.

These days you don''t need to explain any kind of behaviour by Tony Stark. He's a douche and that's that.

Fuck Marvel. Fuck Bendis.

>Well, she is underaged and in no way qualified or required to participate in a dangerous war between superpowered individuals


its not even a war yet

he already had a talk with her mom so that he could convince her to let riri do what she does

Try reading it in your typical ghetto broad's voice and it gets even more ridiculous.

>Yo biotch Im Riri but dey is call me uuhh... Iron Man Relation. Yeah.

So... seriously speaking... how is this going to end?

For Riri, and more broadly for the whole replacement wave at Marvel?

Do they really expect this to stick? Will they force it?

Does she ever wear a helmet? Where the fuck would all that hair go?

Maybe? I mean, FemThor's been going on strong for a while now. Who's to say that Riri isn't staying for a good while?

Of course, it's possible that sales will dictate this. And I can't see her sales being too good.

I mean, yeah, she's black representation, but it's not like the black population are avid buyers of comic books, and they're already a minority to begin with.

you're pretty retarded if you dont know how putting a helmet on tampers down your hair. You act like its mass> its volume

>Of course, it's possible that sales will dictate this. And I can't see her sales being too good.
Variants and events will help out.

She's going to be a groanworthy addition to any team she's on until Bendis releases his grip on her characterization and someone else decides to write her main book. Basically, the same thing I expect to happen to Miles which, unfortunately, has yet to happen.

>and they're already a minority to begin with

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what a time to be alive

Not commenting on this post specifically, but I never know what to think about how quick self-proclaimed progressives are to post this census when it's relevant. I thought one of the tentpoles of living in the Current Year was proving racists wrong, not stoking their paranoia about being overwhelmed by brown hordes for shits and giggles. It'd make sense if they were irrelevant, like people said 2 years ago, but not now, when they're supposedly going to ruin the country, and yet they keep doing it. It's weird, is all.

This is some serious insecurity and projection.

Who the fuck was talking about white people? Jesus Christ

>Variants and events will help out.
Not anymore.
People are tired out of events, and variants are just getting ignored by traders.

It's New Coke. I expect them to gradually move the goalposts further and further, adding more ridiculous representation bullshit and pissing off more and more fans until no marketable heroes are left on their side of the comic scene. Then, they'll do a complete 180 and bank on nostalgia to suck the money right out of dumb fanboys' pockets.

the census is a year old so i dont know what threads you hang out where its posted often.

Nobody cares what racists think because theyre paranoid no matter what

nobody is gonna ruin any country. that sounds like paranoia

its just a simple understanding that the white majority has its days numbered. its facts an numbers, not racism and stereotypes

The user that replied that blacks are a minority in the country the comics are sold in.

>reading comprehension

>those backgrounds

That's below webcomic-tier.

Right. No white person mentioned.

Right, except the demographic that is replacing white people isn't black people. It's Hispanics. Who are also not avid comic buyers.

You must think you're so clever

exactly, they were once a minority to the whites. its the only comparison the word minority ever brings up. it doesnt matter though because soon it will be a thing of the past

>FemThor's been going on strong for a while now.

Not really. It has been on a steady decline. Granted, not on any way worse than most other Marvel comics but still. Saying its "going strong" is a fabrication.

Again, no, read your own links. White population us shrinking, Hispanic population is growing, black population is holding steady. Blacks will still be a minority, and Hispanics have no white guilt, so don't expect things to be amazing in 10 years because whites aren't a majority any more.

again YES. having a black character will be less of a detriment since the population turns in favor of people who arent as racist against them. its exactly replying to the posters point.

>so don't expect things to be amazing in 10 years because whites aren't a majority any more.

I dont expect to get wet when i go swimming in the ocean either. The transition isnt gonna be pretty but its sure as hell gonna be better than whats lead up to it

Nothing new to see here. Go back and look at the *years* of shilling Kyle Rayner, every character interaction hadda speak about how much better he was than Hal... while he was objectively being a bigger fuck-up than Hal ever was.

And note how well-loved that character is now, who is bouncing around from obscurity to obscurity. Forced characters always end up imploding.

She just appeared in this issue. Did they even show her off in the battle in 5?

Why do Bendis' legacy character's books so fixed on giving them blessings and pats on the back from other super heroes?

Spider-man never got any of that that shit when he started out. Why do they need constant affirmation? Being a hero is mostly a thankless job.

So they can at least say 'WE TRIED' when they don't become the scorching hot properties they hoped they would be.

No, she came down as Optimus Prime in issue 4 and that's it.

I guess her landing was absolutamazing and awesomesauce.

'cuz you know they'd actually use these terms unironically thirsty to finally get a slice of a new audience.

>Hispanics
>Less racist against Blacks

Okay, whatever.

Here's the projections for 2050 and 2060 by the US Census Bureau, notice African America stay's fairly constant (Thanks Abortion), awhile everyone else, but especially Hispanics (Thanks Catholicism) rises, and while European/White will not be an absolute Majority, at 46% of the population, they will still be a plurality.

I don't remember seeing her at all. She's going to be Harper Row level of Relevance.

That's all she did, came down in her armor as part of the background.

She wasn't in the battle scene in #5 at all.

SO BEST STEALTH LANDING EVER.

This shit always happens with new characters. Hell, Sam just randomly flew into a battle during his first appearance in AvX, and everyone was praising him as an incredible fighter and worthy of being an Avenger.

I'm mexican. We're racist as fuck.

Hispanics didnt fight a civil war to keep blacks as slaves last I checked. Brazil is an example of what happens when you mix the pot

Google Hispanic/Black relations in America. See how close they are:
latimes.com/la-op-hutchinson25nov25-story,amp.html

Mexicans hate Black people and don't have White guilt.

But as it pertains to comic books, look at TV demographics. The majority demographic of any TV show is solely determined by the race of it's main character. Everyone is racist.

>don't have White guilt.
what the shit are you talking about?

They didn't fight to free them either

>"You have one race of people exterminating another race of people," said one African American woman.
What an odd statement.
21% of murdered Hispanics were killed by blacks.
5% of murdered blacks were killed by Hispanics.

She didn't even do anything in the massive battle last issue. Her grand contribution to that whole thing was to just fly around in the background

Jesus. Maybe Trump was right. Maybe we DO need a wall.

I love Storm's current design.

So, is the goal of current Marvel just to make us forget that white people still make up about 65% of the US population? Because they seem to think that over half of all superheroes now are black and the other half are gay.

When's the last time a Marvel writer actually left a big, urban city for any length of time, do you imagine?

But New Coke was a reaction to Pepsi taking over the market. There was no such reason for Marvel.

Not really, it's Marvel's 6th best selling book. Relatively to basically everything they publish, it's going strong.

>He's a heterosexual

But if all the stereotypical blacks breed themselves out of existence, then what be the point in hating

ah fuck it

Nice try Jose.

No, they just use gang violence to ethnically cleanse them from Los Angeles.

Especially odd because none of those are extinction numbers either way.

Was it gang on gang violence?

>Group of young heroes in Marvel
>Not dying in some crossover or event as a footnote to establish the stakes
To be young and naive again...
Seriously though, I expect them to forgotten or sidelined for the most part. And I say that as someone who genuinely likes these characters, and and younger/more optimistic heroes in general. Ms. Marvel seems to have the most traction in terms of staying power, but she's more of a "lightning in a bottle" situation that doesn't often come up.

I haven't read anything about Riri so far, but she doesn't really offend my sensibilities given the recent push for legacy heroes Marvel has going on. Hopefully she leaves Bendis' hands into an author with passion for the character,

Nope, just gangbangers chasing out every black man, woman and child, and killing everyone they couldn't scare.

I prefer this version

there isn't one. Marvel's avoiding the issue.
just like they avoid everything except shallow SJW brown-nosing

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>Hopefully she leaves Bendis' hands into an author with passion for the character
Bendis created her and there's barely a character to have passion for. She's 15, smart, black, and wears Iron Man armor..... and that is the sum total of her character. So, no, Bendis will write her until he dies.

Don't be stupid. Are you seriously unfamiliar with the concept? I doubt that considering you sound straight out of tumblr with your retarded views of how how all minorities love each other.

It happened with Silk, it can happen here.

lol

true, Silk is a decent character. I'm too cynical to hope, though

A wall didn't keep the mongols out of China, it wouldn't keep the mexicans out of America.

As long as Mexico is a fucking shithole and America isn't, we will have people fleeing there to come here.

what a load of shit.

A tall, well-built, and competently patrolled wall that covers the entire US-Mexico border would massively reduce immigration. Your comparison to ancient China is ludicrous. For one thing, the US can build a wall from the Pacific to the Gulf of Mexico, leaving no gaps. China couldn't.

>My incredibly powerful mother already got to me first.
Also being brought by an incredibly powerful mother and finally moving out a couple years back, this sounds fucking creepy.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

>racist
>attracted to and fucked Rhodey

You must also think you're so clever

That's exactly why she hates Jews. She realised they tricked her into falling for the black men meme.

Also for anyone who doesnt know, South American didnt free the slaves immediately, sure all the libertadors told black to join the revolution army and they would become free man, but after independence it took from 20 to 30 years to become actually free from their masters.

>Fuck this gay event

Yes we are.
The good thing is that we don´t make such a big deal with that.