ITT: We describe our sex life using only Spongebob quotes

ITT: We describe our sex life using only Spongebob quotes

>ARE YA' READY KIDS?

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Firmly grasp it

>At least im safe inside my mind

Alone.
Alone!
ALONE
Alone.
ALONE!

>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>is THAT what he calls it?

THEY DON'T CALL ME CHEEKS FOR NOTHIN'!

>I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

The gang's all here!

>Plastic!

>Are you feelin' it, Mr. Krabs?

"Remember, licking doornobs is illegal on other planets"

IT'S BIG,HAIRY AND PINK. my body

"Where's the leak, ma'am?"

"I don't need it, I don't need it.I definitely don't need it."

No he isn't. He can do tricks.

Did you set it to wumbo?

Hey, I didn't know this thing was a hat!

>It wasn't...

>"They... couldn't come. They... died."

I shit the bed so much it might as well come from a fucking youtube poop.

lmao

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

Alright, now which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>Oftentimes but not recently

underrated

Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!? CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATEE!!!!!! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATEE!!!!!!

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all!

“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?!

Those quints confirm it! Black people best race!

Listen I'm black and I gotta say we're far from best race

The dark deed you requested is done

He wasn't talking about races user

get raped by a furry OC faggot.

>I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
>Yeah...Yeah...YEAH!
>And some of these... and some of these...
>Almost there and...
done

AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST

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>Just add air!

Say hello to used napkin!

oh spongebob when are you going to stop living in your own fantasy world

Kek underrated post

SOILED IT

Very good

Nah, I don't really feel like it.

> it's normal size and fully functional!

>Amazing...I got to tell somebody about this... Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Won't you listen to meeeeee!

kek/10

>describe our sex life using only Spongebob quotes
>ARE YA' READY KIDS?
What did OP mean by this?

he is a pedophile

This is Patrick

I got diarrhea...!

GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!

>"Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?"

Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

OW! I BUNT MY HAND!

At Night. *tssss*

There has never been a more relevant quote for Sup Forums.
10/10

Dude, put that thing away! There are, like, children here!

Do it again I wasn't looking!

>LEDLE LEDLE LEDLE LEE

>do it again, I wasn't looking
sums up Sup Forums pretty well, I'd say.

That didn't help at all!

FINLAND!

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Damn, Spongebob had some of the greatest hidden jokes.

That fucking duck family. I finally understand.

I don't. Can you explain?

Spongebob is describing his sexual technique. The duck is the mom, and the ducklings are the children. BRING IT AROUND TOWN!

Even his final poses are showing a vagina then a penis, then a penis going into a vagina.

His very last pose is of him with only one eye.

2 years later

HI SPONGEBOB, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT

I love these threads.

I only cried for 20 minutes.

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Top kek

It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer.

I am small.

Well these claws arent just for attracting mates.

Told you you wouldn't fit in

Well... at least I still have my personality.

>You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

Uh... I can explain.

"Eugene? What are you doing with my bloomers?"

That's looking through the urethra before the penis ejaculates. One eyed Willie, One eyed snake, etc.

>If that was you on the phone and you on the bus then who was flickering the lights?

>Nosferatu!

Came here to post this.

Best one

i don't get it?

GET OUTTA HERE YOU DUMB ANIMAL

Who you callin a pinhead?

JUST GET OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL!!!

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Weenie Hut Jr

>Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

YOU'RE GOOD!
YOU'RE GOOD!
YOU'RE GOOD!
YOU'RE GOOD!
YOU'RE GOOD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...STOP
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches

That's my icecream!
You can have it!

More like "belongs in the trash."

Does this look dangerous to you?

>Be more assertive!
>Not INSERTIVE!

Would anyone else like to enter the fly of despair?

ITALIAN

Review? I've never reviewed anything. Except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me

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