Jesus christ.
"Hey, we're Guardians of the Galaxy too."
Jayden Jackson
Eli Allen
Close, but no, it's a raccoon.
Liam Roberts
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Adrian Gray
>muh serious genre
Read comics.
Caleb James
What did James Gunn mean by this?
Juan Adams
Imagine what it would feel like to push him down onto your dick until he takes it all the way to the base. And he's cursing and groaning the whole time. Imagine that tight little asshole wrapped around your dick and squeezing it so tight you almost shoot your wad inside him then and there.
Hunter Walker
>implying Rocket wouldn't want to get his ass pounded
John Edwards
Every girl in the theatre went "awwww" when baby Groot popped up.
Eli Jenkins
>lava planet
>Rocket saves Groot sprout from being burned alive
>by fully shoving him up his ass to the tip
>What happens on lava planet, stays on lava planet - Replied Groot sprout.
Ryder Moore
I wonder if he tickled his prostate.
Luis Cox
Only when Rocket listens to Awesome mix vol 1 or 2.
Matthew White
>"Wow! That was Spectacular™, Spiderman!"
Fucking really, Marvel?
Hudson Howard
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Sebastian Brown
>Rocket gets a blue uniform
>Quill still wearing red
???
Carter Sanders
it's all true, harry potter, and the deathly hallows part too
Nathan Williams
Always knew she was a hack.
Gabriel Reyes
>implying it wasnt everyone in the theater
Jose Parker
in the climax dude
Juan Hill
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Julian White
>Look out, it's that Doc Ock guy from the papers
>And Spider-Man too!
dropped
Jordan Diaz
>this post
Carter Young
>Steve, you just started a damn Civil War!
thanks based Russos
Christian Williams
And yet feminists keep insisting that women are actually smart and sensible individuals with ideas.
Isaac White
>not properly securing your raccoons in bondage gear before you attempt to rape them
Fucking amateurs. That guy who was making that alligator his bitch didn't make that mistake.
Colton Reyes
So because it's a comic book, they shouldn't ever take themselves seriously?
Jayden Edwards
>That guy who was making that alligator his bitch didn't make that mistake.
Well, I'm going to need a source on this.
Elijah Garcia
Some loon from Florida was arrested for raping the tied up 12 foot gator he had in his backyard. The man who witnessed the rape said he heard the old man say "next time you try and kill someone get the job done, bitch"
Josiah Gutierrez
Kys
Cooper Collins
>Darwin
Joseph King
This man deserves an award.
Matthew Adams
What happened to the poor alligator?
Brayden Martin
The Alligator was reported to have said "W-where's senpai?" when released.
Jeremiah Smith
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Henry Rivera
If you actually like Rocjet Raccoon you should kill yourself desu
Sebastian Bennett
>poor alligator
It tried to kill him user. Most likely, they just released it back into the wild
Lucas Moore
the underlying premise behind all capeshit is absurd, so yeah I'd say that's a reasonable conclusion
Easton Nguyen
>shit taste
Matthew Price
There are better furry husbandos baka
Tyler Lopez
goddammit not everything is about husbandos and waifus
Caleb Nelson
not on Sup Forums it isn't
Isaac Moore
Was the gator a boy or a girl?
Ethan Powell
Can you turn down the lights, guardians of the galaxy? Volume too
Elijah Adams
Fuck all the GotG, if they fuck up Thanos in infinity I will be a murderer. Mark my fucking runes.
Brody Thompson
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Isaac Long
LOL SO EBIN XD
UPVOTED
BASED GUNN
Mason Young
Do you think the winner will be Batman? Versus Superman, dawn of justice can't come sooner.
Ethan Powell
Fake story. That guy in the photo was arrested for raping a peacock, not a gator.
nydailynews.com
Dominic Clark
Why is there a talking raccoon?
Austin Cooper
Also fake. It was a unicorn.
Nolan Price
>Come! It's time for you to learn Kung Fu, Panda!
Bravo Dreamworks
Bentley Hill
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Dylan Taylor
>the underlying premise behind all capeshit is absurd
>He's never read Watchmen
Come back when you stop being a faggot.
Jack White
I don't understand what your issue is. The market / corporate demanded a teaser / trailer and Rocket and Groot are both completely CGI. The reason they shoehorned them in at the end is likely because they don't have any finished scenes of them interacting with the live action cast but the two are so popular that they had to include them some how.