what will be the next movie to get an all female remake Sup Forums?
What will be the next movie to get an all female remake Sup Forums?
Dumb and dumber
3/10 b8.
Goodfellas
the story of me and her soles
Brokeback Mountain
Cast it
License to Drive is getting a female remake.
Back to the Future.
Die Hard
Back to the Future
cap this
you know it's going to happen eventually
american psycho
Bosom Buddies
Cast It
Magnificent Seven
you just fucking know someone in Hollywood is thinking about it
Eva Green and Hayley Atwell
Id watch it
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Apocalypse Now
>fuck men for sport and to play with their dignity
who is really losing here though?
>tfw unironically want this to happen
all-female remakes have been proven to be shit
its time for all underage female remakes.
Clockwork orange would be a good place to start.
Caitlin Jenner and Kim Kardashian
Rooney Mara and Kate MAra
Hayley Atwell and Annasophia Robb
A Clockwork Orange will be reworked as a YA dystopian franchise starring a young and strong female lead
Saving Private Ryan
D U N K I R K
Zulu, a science fiction remake except the white brits will be replaced with women and the Zulu's will just be men.
>white people steal movie premise from asians
>women remake white male shitflick into actual good movie
>"d-damn feminists"
this should have been all women the first time
A tumblr movie reworked as a tumblr girls, Why Im not surprised?
The Birth of a Nation 3: This Time With Women
Hayley Atwell and Kat Dennings.
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FUCK
These two where posted literally 1 second apart.
Really makes you think.
are you retarded? there's a timestamp on each message
it was 44 seconds apart
The Gospel according to St Matt
Robert Zemeckis actively opposes hollywood remakes and will not allow anyone to remake BTTF. He also wants to set up an estate after he dies so that no one can remake it after he dies.
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i think there was already a sequel with a female lead
That bitch from That 70's Show
I don't think you know what literally means, friendo
The Thing
>all female research team in Antarctica
>documenting and researching the patriarchy
>uncover penis alien
>it tries to kill and rape them
>more proof of the patriarchy
>they all die because they are all gender studies majors and have no men to protect them
>final girl with her dying breath blames cis white male scum
>her head explodes as the alien penis penetrates her entire body, from vagina to skull
>roll credits
>kino
i want to watch a movie, not a documentary
>after credits
>swedish scientist comes upon wreckage of female camp
>sees alien fucking their corpses
>he takes out .44 magnum
>alien sees him and charges
>shoots alien in what can only be described as dick head
>swede smirks, puts on sunglasses
>he begins to burn all the gender studies research
>screen goes dark
>applause from audience
Death note
>The Countess of Monte Cristo
The only right answer.
>literally came here to say this
Christina Hendricks and Alexandra Daddario
Saving private Ryan
Elizabeth Debicki and Jane Levy
Space Cowboys
300
I don't know why but this would bother me so much.
Apollo 13
Would she listen to the female version of Huey Lewis and the News?
The Great Escape
and be a semi "raunchy" comedy too
hopefully Y Tu Mama Tambien
>Elizabeth Debicki
>tfw can't wait for that Virginia Wolf movie with her and Gemma Arterton.
>whistling turns to dubstep
>melissa McCarthy is dancing, does a kick
>"I sharted. Shouldnt have done that. Should not have done that."
>SNL reject: "No problem we have this nazi uniform you can just put on"
>"I will not put on a nazi uniform!"
>"Just put it on"
>"No, no Hanz I will not"
>minority actress: "I'd put it on."
>old actress: "they are rather flattering uniforms"
>10 minutes later
>literally nothing involving the conversation mattered to the plot
Make everyone a nigger too
THEY'RE ALL LESLIE JONES
All great movies have some conversational filler.
More like
>after credits
>swedish scientist comes upon wreckage of female camp
>sees alien fucking their corpses
>invites the alien and 100000 of its friends to become swedish cititzens and rape their women too
Wait, women are allowed on juries? What's the fucking point of having a jury, then?
Passion of the Christ with her Oscar winning performance by pic related
>niggers and women hate white men
>literally copy everything they do
what did they mean by this?
Twelve Angry Gender Non-Conformers
Girlgarry Girl Ross
any fellow cum boys around?
the only right choi-
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
IT'S ALL OUT MADNESS
Lord of the Flies.
Yes, CNN.
Gladiator
>Twelve Angry Gender Non-Conformers
Sounds like a horror movie about an innocent man sent to jail.
ghostbusters
E.T.
magic mike xxl
>HEY PAULINE
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
JAWS
Oceans eleven
A Few Good Men
good idea
She's hot. She must have nudes. Anyone got any?
(((nature))) finds a way
The Usual Suspects
A Clockwork Orange.
is she an actress or is she supposed to be a real programmer? i never knew
Logan's Run gender swapped remake is indeed happening
polygon.com
unless the new writer is changing it
deadline.com
>wants to
So he hasn't yet?
Well... accidents happen.
mfw a couple of the women on a jury I was on kept saying how handsome the skeevy defense attorney was
mfw later I read in the paper he was arrested for assault and rape
OP's pic isn't Karlie 'the Koder' Kloss. Its actress Carlson Young
Taxi driver
and yet we let them vote
LOTR
>pauline nice girl, was into that whole ((Berkeley)) thing
trainspotting, you know it is coming
They should make it really meta and be about the hollywood system dumping female actresses once they hit the age limit.
The Goonies but the girls will be replaced with boys. The genders would be swapped so to speak.