"I tip my hat to you... one legend to another."

"I tip my hat to you... one legend to another."

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>go to hell!
>WHERE DO YOU THINK I COME FROM?

Who's the best villain and why is it rattlesnake jake?

I wish more CG animated movies went the realistic animals route like Rango.

That movie was surprisingly good, good story and great animation. Would watch again

>not posting best snake named jake
what's wrong with you,user?

I wouldn't mind getting a blowjob from him. Might be a little dangerous, sure but cumming inside what essentially a big long esophagus would be worth it.

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>girl
Kek. I want to shove my dick into his anus hole and watch my cum leak out of his ass and drip onto Rango's face.

Jake had a hard life.

>"I tip my hat to you... one legend to another."

Giving yerself a hell of a lotta credit there, Jakey.

Be glad neither Nag or Nagaina had miniguns on their tails, Rikki.

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He is the best-designed villain in an animated film. I've given this matter some thought, and I can't think of anybody who looks better than him. His rattle is a minigun. His ammunition belt clatters as he slithers around. If you zoom in he's even got this perfect pencil-thin bad guy mustache. Can Sup Forums name a bad guy with a more clever design?

He's a snake with a gun for a tail, that alone qualifies him as a legend.

So what the hell did he do to the mayor?

Well, nothing involving knots.

A bunch of kids shat their pants in the theater when they heard that line. Me and my friend laughed our asses off.

>I tip my hat to you

Redditsnake Jake

That's Damian you fucking pleb

>all the porn is of jake and rango
>no miss beans

>tfw Earthquake killed Damian.

>"Look into my eyes... I wanna SEE you die."

Dude, the shit is wrong with you? I tried to forget that, 25 years of peaceful bliss shattered, by you.

>"I tip my hat to you... one legend to another."
I think he was being a little too generous there to be honest.
Would a sequel even work, or did the credits song imply Rango dies shortly after?

Come away with me, be the legend you are meant to be
You'll always be ever free

Nah, it goes back to the theme of a different West and making a story, the turtle wanted to make it in his image but in the end it whappened naturally. There's no place for gunsliners like Rango or Jake, people will talk about it and it'll turn to legend the same as the gunslingers of today.

That moustache alone is a fantastic detail.

Same with the Mayor's secretary and even if there was any it's awful.

Bill Nighy is a fucking great actor.

His scenes are the only good ones in Hitch-hikers.

He was phenomenal as Davy Jones and Wild Target was a delight.

>he pencils on that mustache every day

Took him back to Hell. Duh.

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution

Of course he is...he is based on the best western villain ever,after all.

How?

Gunsmoke, soot, and powder.

Could be gunpowder residue. Smear it on with his minigun.

>Do what he says or by all fires of the black pit I'll SQUEEZE those pretty brown eyes right our of your skull!

>Look into my eyes...
>I want to SEE you die...

I remember watching the movie for the first time and was amazed that they put a character like that in a kid's movie.

Best damn character

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One of my favorite movie villains in recent years. The look, the animation, the voice talent, and the role he played in the story were all great.

Too bad the movie he was in was completely forgettable.

dat snek is so fuckign sexy oh my god.

Is Rango the best animated move of the 2010's so far?

Yes. It's the best CGI movie ever made in general too.

>Rango
>Forgettable.

Rango is a fucking classic.

>Snake
>anus

I wouldn't go that far.

Just in top 3 MINIMUM and definitely a strong contender

How do you think they lay their eggs?

Their anus is in their cloaca. You don't think snakes take a shit?

They have an cloaca.
And it's not just anus, it also serves as a vaggo and urianry tract.
Cloaca is the genius engineering of nature.

>random magical desert deus ex machina plants come to life to not only show Rango what the problem is, but also ACTIVELY help out in the confrontation

Nah, the movie wasn't really good. It's just unique in a sea of bland kiddy CGI.

>87286984

>that scene when Jake completely destroys all of Rango's tall tales in front of everyone
>that scene when Jake gets super pissed off at the hawk ruse and blows away like fifteen moles
>that scene when Jake drags the mayor off presumably to torture and kill him

I know a conservative Christian family who told me they immediately walked out of the theater once they heard that line and complained abundantly online about it.

I just.. don't understand how sheltered some people can be. Their kids were like 14 and 16 at the time, it's not like they're little enough for that to be an issue.

>the splinters flying off the shot down sign and the poison sloshing in the glass

the whole movie played very heavily with the original storytelling structure from ancient greece. the mariachi chorus, rango being kind of meta with his storytelling knowledge, and the deus ex machina, which was used prominently in ancient plays as divine intervention to help the hero on his quest

people who dont understand that they're just playing around with all the classic storytelling stuff don't get as much out of the movie, which is part of the reason it wasn't as popular.

Indio was better

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It wasn't popular because it was a cgi cartoon with talking animals, but aimed at older folk. The animals were too ugly for kids to like, and adults dont go see these movies without kids. Virtually everyone liked it once they saw it, but it had no chance at the box office because adults don't go to movies like this in the theater.

that's because it isn't a kids' movie. it's a family friendly movie

>it's just unique

because you know, being unique is mediocre nowdays :^)

Oh man I member Rango.

Member that scene with Clint Eastwood?

>I don't know what magic realism is

Except this book was basically propaganda to justify the brits colonization of India and how shitty they treated the people there.

Fuck I love that movie. Rango & Fantastic Mr. Fox are the GOATs

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Highly religious people can be a strange bunch. I was over my mate's place a couple of years back and was talking to his mother about tv shows and Game of Thrones came up. She stopped watching it during the first episode because "a midget was having sex in it" yet her favourite program was Breaking Bad, a show about a man's descent into villainy who destroys his family and becomes a murderer. Those are some pretty fucked up values man.

>tfw no snake buddy to cuddle with while playing games on your PS4

Oddly enough, Jake has far more character than the bad.
That was one of my very few peeves about The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly anyway.

"SNAAAAAKE"
"WHAAAT!?"

GNNNNRRR LIQUIIID

For a Few Dollars More was the best in the series desu.
It had one of the most legitimately surprising twists i've ever seen in a film and knowing it makes following viewings more enjoyable.
The last duel's music was so fucking good, it completely sold the scene.

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as a christian myself i can say that's hilarious
my mom would go "really?" at over-the-top satanic themes in movies at most

>>random magical desert deus ex machina plants

It isn't random or deus ex machina at all you fuckface. Pay attention. They mention the walking trees twice before the ending happens.

Probably ate him. He's a snake after all.

To be honest, Indio resulted trickied more than a few times by the end of the movie.
Angel Eyes was always a step ahead or at the same level than Rubio, and a couple times above him.
Indio was alot more emotional and he let said emotions to take the best of him too many times...Angel Eyes was a professional and competent opponent the whole movie until the final showdown,and you can even blame his fall to the fact that he was far beyond his prime time (and maybe the way he treated Tuco).

...At least Indio seemed to sincerely love Colonel's daughter,on his own sick and psychopathic way.

>tfw my snake died

I love that he's unapolagetically evil and is allowed to live and leave with his head held high at the end of the story.

Like said there's this really strong meta element going on in the background of Rango. It's not a story about stories but I think you could say it's a story about how "people" use stories in their lives.

Rattlesnake Jake is undoubtedly a villainous character but he has his place in their world, unlike the mayor who tried to bring their way of life to an end.

Fundies operate like they were cultists.

Their children are extremely sheltered and indoctrinated to boot, so exposing them to mainstream media is a big no-no according to their parents, no matter how old the children actually are.

I say this as a Catholic person myself. Those people are nuts.

I can get getting turned off by gratuitous sex, she probably grew up in an Era when the only time you'd see that on cable is shitty softcore porn and assumed people pretended to like it for the same reason people pretend to read Playboy articles.

Also the series is incredibly overrated, comparing it to Breaking Bad isn't the best argument.

put this on your car, if you're so great

Eh, he was more just kind of asshole who was just sorta there. Never felt like he was a strong character

kek

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