Hello Canada

Hello Canada

*laughs in Australian*

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The eternal Austral

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You like picking on little girls, Australia?

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heard you talken shit about leafbros.
this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
lets settle this the old fashion way.
fast draw showdown.

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How do Australians laugh?

hAhAhAhA

I support Australia.

I am fairly certain that Australians are the ones behind the reylo crap on Sup Forums

punch up at 3:30 next to the bike sheds

Canada
America
Denmark
France
Brazil

vs

Australia
Norway
Chile
Switzerland
UK
New Zealand
South Africa

>not in the Hungry Jacks car park

Are you even Australian?

3:30 arvo fights are next to bike shed.
Nighttime biffs are at the HJs.

fuck u kunts 1 outs cuz ill bash mud kunts

You're so in Tonga you fucking unit
how long did the captcha take to load 10 mins or something

Don't have captcha. I got a pass.

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you'd need one. I've there, the internet is next level fucking shithouse

Not as bad as Papua New Guinea, which is what I'm used to. 5mbps down is good enough for everything I do.

easy faggot shit niqaaaaaaa

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Like... everyone? Are we going to fit?

You are supposed to greet the US first, if you are talking to North America

>fucking TONGA has a better upload than me

J U S T

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Kek, I'm all about the down baby.
Cya mate.

that's not too bad. DL is 1/3 of a typical speed around here. UL is shit but do you really need it

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this reminds me of Hank Hill. will it return on tv?

I can't stream my bronzed boypuss on chaturbate

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Hi Australia. You're in a good mood today - what's up?

So... where are you from?

>boypuss
church.
you go in church now.

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Do you have fiber? Just call AT&T Australia, maybe they have it. I didn't know they installed fiber in my area this year (U-verse).

shut up geek

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E N O U G H

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Can't we all just get along?

he's Australian

No

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leafbro.
not when ausfags and britfags are still around

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2:08

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They're afraid

Any aussie that comes near me better have made peace with their god

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Yea what he said. Dumb ausbaka.

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*gropes you before vanishing into the timeless immaterial realm*

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*teleports behind you*
heh nothe- oh shit he vaneshed

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church is boring and for faggots

When you were shitposting, I studied the blade. When you were eating vegemite, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days trying to connect to the internet, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to threaten Canada, my gf?

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looks like you guys need an expert in dealing with australoid

i am that expert

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>Our only hope is a kiwi

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When you were shitposting, I studied the bible. When you were eating vegemite, I was praying.

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>Heh... our only hope? is a kiwi? pathetic AUSBAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA DESU

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Any enemy against the Australian menace is an ally of mine

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YOU SAY SOMETHIN' ROUND EYE?

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say what you will, but you know that you will need my skills if you are to put down the australoid once and for all
my people have suffered long enough at the hands of this plague
i will exact my vengeance

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I always imagined australians as canadians that weren't depressed

OH HERRO - uh erm I mean my fellow emericanz uh.. howdy! yeehaw! I sey we giv these aust- I mean ausfags a chance at peace :)

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>my people have suffered long enough at the hands of this plague
>i will exact my vengeance
wow....based

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What are you exacting vengeance for? Did one of my mates nick your favorite sheep again?

I imagine myself in woolloomoolloo, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop br*Ce dogs from advancing. We mow down br*Ce dogs but they keep coming. I shoot br*Ce dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my blade and begin slaughtering br*Ces, since br*Ces are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. br*Ces were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see Dromaius novaehollandiae smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in mcdonalds, my homeland. My neckbeard brethren gave me a warm round of applause to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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yes cunt

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YOU MESSED WITH MY WAIFU...
THAT IS UNFORGIVARU!!!!! BAKKAAA

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fucking cunts always picking on us

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Relax, its just bantz mate. You know we've got your back if shit ever goes down for real.

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The Australian tries to hide his very obvious terror at the site of the Kiwi

Australia