Well millennials? Why aren't you having sex?

Well millennials? Why aren't you having sex?

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>try and have sex
>get rejected and get my self esteem destroyed

>try and have sex
>accomplish it but she soon yells rape and my life gets destroyed

>try and have sex
>accomplish it but she gets pregnant and now I'm forced to pay child support for 18 years my life destroyed

>woman is interested in me
>is married

WHORE

I got laid Tuesday. I will again tomorrow. She's funny and has a nice rack. Loves to drink and get high too. Good girl. I wish she looked this good

>16 and pregnant
>you're not fucking, enough
This is why I'm gay

Is this babbys first attempt at writing like Thomas Mann or what?

I use condoms.

And most of the women I fuck are married because my generation is trash.

Elaborate. Where do you meet the married whores

I got laid this morning.

Because this board told me it was degenerate, so now I'm waiting until marriage.

Because women are fat and entitled. They bitch about "muh equality" but still expect traditional gender roles in sex/dating.
And jesus christ so many of them are fat... it's disgusting how many women take pride in stuffing their face with junk food now. Would YOU have sex with pic-related?

>try and have sex
>accomplish it but she soon yells rape and my life gets destroyed

Anyone who has sex with a drunk girl in college (that isn't your girlfriend or someone you've been on several dates with) is an idiot.

I'd even avoid doing it after college unless the girl is the one that explicitly offers to have sex.

I'm convinced tinder has caused girls in general to have less sex. Getting a bunch of matches from hot guys and having them all call you beautiful and take you on a date is enough for girls. A lot of them can go months without having sex and not really care, as long as they have an endless supply of new hot guys to take them out on a Friday night. You have to be a real Don Juan to get a girl that isn't a sex addict to have a one night stand these days. A lot different than the sexual revolution.

Oh god. I know that feels bro.

Because feminism has ruined the image of women in the west.

>Taking anything said here without a grain of salt
You must be retarded?

I know a lot of dudes in their early 20's (I'm 22 myself) who are virgins, my best friend who is 23 is still a virgin. And those who aren't rarely gets laid.

Which seems odd, out of all females I've encountered none have been a virgin.

what kind of fuckboi writing is this

Id fuck the cat

WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANYTHING IN THAT ARTICLE HAVE TO DO WITH THAT GODDAMN TITLE

*dog

I have probably about ten times in total with five different girls. I don't really like going out or pursuing women. I've had two different girls proposition me to have sex in the last month or so but I've just blown them off because sex really isn't all it's cracked up to be to me. (20 btw)

Because none of the attractive ladyboys in my city seem to be available when I am off shift from work.

I cant stand talking to people and i have no interest in sex, masturbating is good enough for me.

Don't wanna. No motivation.

Because i'm her "best friend"

What the fuck is that article? 7 paragraphs describing the author's gay morning routine?

I can't be bothered to put in the time and effort to maintain a stable relationship right now. I need to work and make more money, learn more coding, and keep trying to put myself on a path to financial security. Besides, there's always porn.

OP you're trying to make me upset with that article, aren't you?

I can't believe it took 12 replies for anyone to notice. what the fuck. Did OP just edit the page with inspect element?

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

the jews desu senpai

I've tried hookups (with friends and randos) it sucks so much, just a high and than a downer. I'd rather get emotionally involved with someone than fuck randos.

because I'm ugly and the women around are whores

Thats a dog you bigot

what the fuck is this article, who the fuck cares about your fucking back problems or your (((bagel))) crumbs or anything else you are babbling about, hang yourself

who fucking reads newspapers?

Well ya see I'm not a commitment type of guy, and having one night stands is getting riskier and riskier since you never know if the SJW you're consensually hate-fucking is going to cry rape and fuck your life over. Also I'm in the military and I see way too many fat dependapotomuses sucking the life and pensions out of my colleagues.

Behavioral sink. Read up on the mouse experiments by John B. Calhoun

>In the early 1960s, the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) acquired property in a rural area outside Poolesville, Maryland. The facility that was built on this property housed several research projects, including those headed by Calhoun. It was here that his most famous experiment, the mouse universe, was created. In July 1968 four pairs of mice were introduced into the habitat. The habitat was a 9-foot (2.7 m) square metal pen with 4.5-foot-high (1.4 m) sides. Each side had four groups of four vertical, wire mesh "tunnels." The "tunnels" gave access to nesting boxes, food hoppers, and water dispensers. There was no shortage of food or water or nesting material. There were no predators. The only adversity was the limit on space.

>Initially the population grew rapidly, doubling every 55 days. The population reached 620 by day 315, after which the population growth dropped markedly, doubling only every 145 days. The last surviving birth was on day 600, bringing the total population to a mere 2200 mice, even though the experiment setup allowed for as many as 3840 mice in terms of nesting space. This period between day 315 and day 600 saw a breakdown in social structure and in normal social behavior. Among the aberrations in behavior were the following: expulsion of young before weaning was complete, wounding of young, increase in homosexual behavior, inability of dominant males to maintain the defense of their territory and females, aggressive behavior of females, passivity of non-dominant males with increased attacks on each other which were not defended against.

go stick your dick in some pussy holes stop being a selfish fag. Pretend its a dudes ass

> have lots of sex in hs
> have lots of sex in college but destroy my reputation by cheating, drugs and alcohol
> have had sex maybe once every two years since college
> try tinder thinking I just still have a bad wrap 8 years later but attractive
> no matches

Apparently I've been ugly the entire time girls were just whores. And whores don't fuck ugly dudes with bad reps.

lets be real here, you'd eat that cat

We truly are The Beautiful Ones.

>After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed "the beautiful ones." Breeding never resumed and behavior patterns were permanently changed.

>The conclusions drawn from this experiment were that when all available space is taken and all social roles filled, competition and the stresses experienced by the individuals will result in a total breakdown in complex social behaviors, ultimately resulting in the demise of the population.

>Calhoun saw the fate of the population of mice as a metaphor for the potential fate of man. He characterized the social breakdown as a "second death,” with reference to the “second death” mentioned in the Biblical book of Revelation 2:11. His study has been cited by writers such as Bill Perkins as a warning of the dangers of the living in an "increasingly crowded and impersonal world."

Inbreeding?

fpbp

>put myself on a path to financial security.

impossible, just keep working hard slave

That article has absolutely nothing to do with the title. It's some old dude rambling about his morning routine and his son going to school for 7 fucking paragraphs.

PS - Millenials are having sex, they use condoms. They're avoiding kids because they can't afford them and things are getting worse, not better. There's no reason to have children in this world.

What this faggot said. We all know the cost of raising kids NOW is pricey. By the time they're 18 the cost of getting them into the workforce will bankrupt an entire family. None of us will ever feel prepared.

Not him, but I've done it twice by mistake. I honestly didn't know they were married and they didn't bother to tell me until I was dating them for awhile. I immediately broke up with them of course because I'm not into disloyal cunts. Both of them I hooked up with through dating sites.

Give link faggot

nips don't eat cats, stupid leaf.
they eat whales

Since a woman can regret having sex with you and call you a rapist and have it go on your record I've stopped trying to get laid whenever I go out to bars. It's way too risky, and I have nothing to offer any woman at this stage in my life to be boyfriend material.

this stage should one reach rather sooner than later

>most sexually free generation with LGBTBBQsauce everywhere
>so little sex there are articles about in, in a society that screams "Rape!" if you look at someone in a wrong way
T-this is totally who I am guys, 100% gay, not pretending or anything, s-suck so many cocks my jaw hurts, heh.

why would i want to have sex with a horrible blue haired sjw that has serious mental problems and is taking multiple medications?
seriously, all women that aren't nuts are taken(in my area at least).

Make me

>emotionally involved
>with a being incapable of true emotion
kek I hope you're gay and I just assumed wrong, cause if you're straight and looking to get "emotionally involved" with a millenial woman, think again.

fuck, no wonder they've been flooding the land of the free

Wait a second.
I just read the text in OP image.
It's rambling that has nothing to do with the title.

Has I been tricked again?

I'm too busy playing modded Minecraft with my bois, faggot

>become a better man
>get a better woman
it's really legitimately that simple.

Because they aren't married and don't want to burn in hell for adultery.

The vast majority of millennial women are having plenty of sex

also, the top 20% of millennial men are having plenty of sex

Oh my god we are. We're witnessing the the beginning of the end

>Why aren't you having sex?
There is no more sex. Only men raping women.

>Implying you have a choice when you're caught under my rolls

porn, video games, careers, ample amount of escorts due to liberalization of sexual norms, and the list goes on.

>Not enough sex
>Meaning not enough kids
I have sex often, but I can't afford a kid and I'm smart enough to use condoms.

Primary Input Optimal Input

>Now.
Are you threatening me? Ill be virgin forever just to spite you fgt

Millennial here.
31 years a virgin and never saw the point. Women are like parasites. They take up your time, they use your money, they eat your food, and for what? So you can put your dick in a warm hole ever so often?
Not worth it. I realize this comes off as misogynistic fedoracore MGTOW shit, but I've just never met a women that I wanted to spend more than a few minutes talking to. They don't share my interests, they don't share my opinions, they cry literally all the time. It's just exhausting being around them.
People always said when I got older, my mind would change about having kids, but I'm getting kinda old now and I think I actually want kids less now after having come to understand how much the world sucks.

>Why aren't millenials having sex
>ample amount of escorts

i gave up on relationships 17 years ago. by all outward appearances i am a normal functioning (virginal) adult. i dont feel sad about it and dont think i, personally, am missing out. i can understand how others feel that way, but i just have to many shortcomings anyway and i am certain the best i could do was a fat girl with low self esteem anyway

WAHHH WHY AREN'T MILLENIALS AS DEGENERATE AS WE WERE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

> Being this new

How does it feel, being free of the vaginal Jew?

What the fuck is this article even trying to say?

latimes.com/home/la-hm-erskine-20160829-snap-story.html
>headline is only mentioned at about 4/5ths of the way into the article
>rest is all just rambling about breakfast and millennials in general
Putting that journalism degree to work, I see.

Yeah right now. That sounds amazing

>heeeeyy user, I think you're really cool and all, but how about we just stay friends. I'm just so busy and all :^)
EVERY FUCKING TIME

8/10 bantz, 11/10 when counting the leafy green handicap

...

Did you obtain the powers of meme wizardry yet?

>Why are millennials

We aren't gonna pay escorts for sex. Prostitutes, escorts, or whatever you want to call them deserve to die

Run away from that shit now. Far and fast. It will eventually destroy you. She won't understand but that doesn't matter. You need to do what is best for you. Unrequited love/affection will rot your soul.

>Haven't had sex or any intimacy with a women in 6-7 years.

It's the intimacy I miss the most, not the sex.

Cause sex is degenerate and disgusting

As long as you don't shart on me, Fatfuck Femme Pepe.

RARE
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>(((bagel)))

I love Jap posters.

I am a millennial. How can I have sex?

I don't have the cash for prostitutes and all the females I know that want to fuck me have boyfriends and husbands.

>wanting to have a fucking kid when I can barely afford to live

There aren't enough Asian men to go around

Might be a homosexual. Just saying.

50% of men are useless and maybe 1% are rapists.

99% of women are manipulative, 80% of women are thieving and 95% of women are cunts.

Also, something like 60% of women are overweight or obese. Women also enjoy near total legal immunity against any responsibility and can merely point a finger at a man and have him jailed on a false accusation.

GTFO goddamnit don't spread this fucking bullshit made up statistic meme.

I cannot be bothered to try to have sex. What is the point? It is not like I will ever have love.

I'm 21 and I have never had sex. At least I have my 4.0 and no STDs.

Time to get out the cross.

I honestly can't be bothered to try.