You niggers ready to see Jared Leto play JESUS?
You niggers ready to see Jared Leto play JESUS?
*blocks your path*
gods gonna freak
Not really, they'll probably give Jesus tattoos and make Mary Magdalene a girl power character.
MEL NOOOOOOO
Why do people like Jared Leto?
I've heard that Jazz not only has nervous habits like rapidly doing deep breaths for no reason but is also on a bunch of anti-depression meds
jazz needs to get with this dick or get raped
Yeah, but he's not like the REAL Jesus, right?
Stop making me get banned for posting his tits
>n*****s
yikes!
ITT: times you were like Jesus
> I can't be arsed to write a full on story
so an autobiography?
Nah, he can't beat Willem Dafoe.
Trips confirm
He's going to reveal he's been the Messiah this whole time
What's wrong with Jared Leto?
Jesus Christ? Really?
I want to hear why people like him.
Joker can't beat Batman.
he's rich and famous and aesthetically stunning and has a big dick
it's very easy to dislike that
wtf why is a jew playing Jesus?
>a gay commie atheist made the best adaptation of the bible
really makes you think
>prolific
What does that have to do with acting?
umm sweetie jesus was a jew
user I...
Depression meds plus estrogen may not be the best combination.
Sorry user.
He has good taste in sea urchin ceviche.
HEAVENLY FATHER'S
GONNA
FREAK
I only heard about that scene
that is hilarious
anti-depression meds, psychotic habits, anxiety habits, 2" penis
LMAO
Did you mean to ask why a gentile is playing a Jew?
He wasn't because thats when the religions split paths. Jesus was the first christian jew because he completed the prophecy.
HOLY SHIT that quick shot of cross eyed granny freaked me the fuck out.
Will the Jews allow this, or is it going to be Jim Caviezel all over again?
He's Jewish, not a gentile
Walk On Water is a 30 Seconds to Mars song
Jared Leto isn't Jewish
t. Jared
MARY S GONNA FREAK
Jews aren't even a race, they're people who were spiritually adopted under the YHVH initiative. They were initiates of the Egyptian mysteries at first but the names of the Divinities changed and instead of harmony in 'Heaven' we were told there was war.
That would unironically make a lot of sense.
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even the granny is a freak
>gay commie atheist
mel gibson is none of those
so beautiful
fucking
JEWS
the jews will allow it as long as it bastardizes the image of jesus
>making him marry or have sex with mary magdalene
>making virgin mary have more children apart from jesus
>making jesus have children
let's see how you look at 47, asshole
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre isn't the best Jesus movie.
No. Jesus should be larger than life.
Joaqin is JEW? WHY ARE ALL ACTORS FUCKING JEWS HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT
Because Jews know a bit about Judaism. The Greek fuckers who jacked Christianity knew abso-fucking-lutely nothing about Judaism. Especially the bit where G-d incarnating is completely fucking blasphemous as well as non-sensical.
That's not Jason Momoa. Jesus has to be brown now.
>a brown jew
what's your point you faggot kike?
Which word confused you?
what I didn't understand is whole aspect of your butthurt reply having no fucking connection to my post
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>G-d
getting my oven heated up for you schlomo
ugh sweetie, Jesus was black. FACT!!!
Stupid fucking Christians, like you, think anything other than that moldy old Pauline horseshit is "bastardizing Jesus". An already bastardized idea to fucking start with. Ever wondered why Christians spent about a thousand years killing each other of bullshit like the Trinity?
Because it doesn't make any sense and totally undermines the idea that Chrstianity is somehow related to Judaism.
Himmler and Hitler couldn't pull it off. Your skinhead ass isn't much to worry about.
enjoy your minority islam tier goat fucking religion while christianity and all its branches make a real impact in culture and art in all its forms :)
Looks like y'all have most of the ass-fucking. You've also got an old Greek myth tarted up for a Roman audience pretending to be Judaism's successor. That's not a religion that fan fic.
Talking about joanique pheonix
a fanfic that's a hundred times more relevant than your middle of the desert religion? must be pretty hard to swallow for you
Don't have to. It's not true. It's funny that your inbred utterly mediocre kind spends most of their time say Jews secretly control everything, especially culture & money, and now turn right around and say Judaism is irrelevant.
It's hard to imagine anyone being that fucking stupid.
i just don't think he's a very good actor
GOD'S
GONNNA
FREAK
ABSOLUTELY HERETICAL
The completely documented mental breakdown of Jazz as she more acutely realizes how completely fucked over she got thanks to her parents is fascinating. Her decline in the last few years has been drastic.
how about a black jew?
Jared pls go
What are some related pranks Jared H. Christ would pull on his costars?
Stealing their personal belongings and donating them to the poor?
I never said jews control shit, it's false. you retard sure are projecting your insecurities on me, calling me and a huge percentage of the world that happens to be christian inbred when thats exactly what kikes are known for
expected no less from the butthurt jealous kike airhead nobody called to this thread
>jesus
>white
The whitewashing agenda is real
Because he commits to his roles, seems to have an actual passion for his work.
The Jew is transmitted maternally and Jesus was most definitely a Jew.
Your post exhibits the kind of mental contortions and gymnastics otherwise reserved for the kind of laughable Catholics lampooned by Joyce and others.
>another cash grab Jesus movie
Ben Hur, Last Temptation and Passion are the only ones that did it right. I used to be very religious and those movies still hit hard. Why can't Hollywood grasp such a simple story and give it the emotional gut punch that is the Gospel.
>dallas buyers club
achieves Bale levels of detication and transformation for role.
>requiem for a drwam
>mr nobody
Only two people could play this role
Jared Leto and Jesus Christ
And I'm not sure about Jesus Christ
>people genuinely hate Jared for being cocky and arrogant
Can you blame him? He's a literal God compared to some people, especially on Reddit and Sup Forums. He hasn't aged since American Psycho, he constantly stars in blockbusters, has a perfect face and gigantic cock.
It's hard to actually like him because he's that much better than all of us.
Another white dude playing Jesus?
2017 people
His acting is crap.
Haha this butthurt jew
Putting on makeup and acting like a bitch impresses you?
Look I love Leto as much as the next guy but why another Jesus film?
Do they just don't know other bible characters?
and he's the frontman for a pretty successful band. this guy is actually a god
>jesus
>white
um sweetie...
whats the best bible version anyway
>jesus
>white
burgers are fucking retarded
KANG JAMES MUH NIGGA
they should make this faggot play the corduroy bear because thats what he looks like with his little cuck nose, a button.
>KANG JAMES
why is a book made in 1611 the better version of the bible?
No, but underging what Bale has done does, if you had read my fucking post. Not many hollywood actors will undergo shit like that
digitalspy.com
>mfw it's true
I didn't know
its the closest to hebrew or w/e
Newer and better effects
thanks
Exactly how butthurt is this guy?
>those facial features
>the shit they are doing to this boy
if this isn`t proof that this whole family are demon spawns then i dont know what is