ITT: Sup Forums in 1000

ITT: Sup Forums in 1000

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[Speaks modern Icelandic]

[speaks in lenni lenape]

[Speaks Basque]

early earth seems comfy

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>1018 years ago
>Early Earth
(((Public))) Education

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There's no way you didn't do this on purpose. Holy kek.

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*sows dissent*

{before 1501 there were no civilizations capable of writing present here}

*goes to confession*

Carles li reis, nostre emperere magnes
set anz tuz pleins ad estet en Espaigne:
Tresqu'en la mer cunquist la tere altaigne. N'i ad castel ki devant lui remaigne;
Mur ne citet n'i est remés a fraindre
Fors Saraguce, ki est en une muntaigne. Li reis Marsilie la tient, ki Deu nen amet,
Mahumet sert e Apollin recleimet:
Nes poet guarder que mals ne l'i ateignet. AOI. Li empereres se fait e balz e liez:
Cordres ad prise e les murs peceiez,
Od ses cadables les turs en abatied; Mult grant eschech en unt si chevaler
D'or e d'argent e de guarnemenz chers. En la citet nen ad remés paien
Ne seit ocis u devient chrestien. Li empereres est en un grant verger,
Ensembl'od lui Rollant e Oliver,
Sansun li dux e Anseis li fiers,
Gefreid d'Anjou, le rei gunfanuner,
E si i furent e Gerin e Gerers; La u cist furent, des altres i out bien:
De dulce France i ad quinze milliers. Sur palies blancs siedent cil cevaler,
As tables juent pur els esbaneier
E as eschecs li plus saive e li veill,
E escremissent cil bacheler leger. Desuz un pin, delez un eglentier,
Un faldestoed i unt, fait tut d'or mer:
La siet li reis ki dulce France tient. Blanche ad la barbe e tut flurit le chef,
Gent ad le cors e le cuntenant fier:
S'est kil demandet, ne l'estoet enseigner. E li message descendirent a pied,
Sil saluerent par amur e par bien.

CHRISTANS GET OUT REEEE

Verparum Estini amo

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ugabuga

Kek where did you find this Thierry

raided by northmen again, took my gf

Fucking snowniggers are ruining Europe, again.

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México had. But there was none down here.

Fugging Slavs rebelling again :DDD

Dela sos lengua pue avalarse vuesa merced a grado

It's La chanson de Roland, one of the first medieval knight epics, written in Old French

(in my tribe's language)
l'tchkwantat wupunam tli'cikltam tanta?

unga bunga ROCKSTOP

> mfw all those kuffar jealous of my culture, literacy and life expectancy
There is only one God and Muhammad is his Prophet

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Greece is white

grug

Hail the hol....I mean Allah Akbar, am I right?

We actually studied that in school. Pretty impressive and I always get both sad and glad at the part where Roland dies. Sad because the hero passes away and glad because he is taken to heaven.

Ooga booga no petrol yet

humans probably didn't exist in 1000 NZ

:D

don't mind if I blind you

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GLORY TO PERUN!

>king converted to chr*stianity
fug.

*slices your throat*

This shit is my jam. Love dancing to this song.

tânisi kiya nitôtem :D
tânisi ekwa ayisiwepan wayawitimihk?
miyaw ôte etikwe, mâka kisinâw

Damn, nice Marches you got there guys.

*cruises volga scoring prime slavpusy*

[munches turnips]

*dies of disease*

*jews*

It would've been Norwegian back then.

Lmao, butthurt brits. Can't wait till I return and put my dick in your wives.

These missionaries coming here are really getting on my nerves. I return from a raid on the Rusians and what do I find? Some German loser trampling around in our holy forest.

One day I'm seriously going to slap their shit.

this, desu

Kek, Sweden will be completely christian by the year 1100. You guys are such cucks holy shit.

This. Sadly the Swedes are influencing us with their christian cucking. Please help us!

I'm quite liking this holy roman empire

Oden is baaaaaaad. Israel good! :)

*drowns in a marsh*

Why don’t you want to accep the lord and saviour into your life, swamp people of Finland.

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OOGA BOOGA CAVETRIBE IS NO NEANDERTHAL

{Upbeat native song playing}