Ask a heavily drunk american anything

ask a heavily drunk american anything

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where is the best place to start my unibomber cabin, open to living anywhere

no idea what a unibomber cabin is

how heavy are you

183 cm, 6'0 ft, 177 pounds, been trying to gain weight for the gym at least to 185 pounds. I tried poutine in canada once when I visited Seattle/Vancouver, was pretty dank

Whatre your drinking? Myself had 11 jello shots, vodka rum gin and someother idk

right now had like 9 shots of vodka

Nice dude

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I'm having trouble seeing what that is but it makes me hungry for some al pastor tacos

is it true that all american beer has tons of ingredients in it?

Idk thought it was pizza
Yes no maybe? Idk wouldnt doubt it
MICROBREWERIES

possibly, when it comes to beer I go for guiness because I like dark beer so not too sure. Based potato niggers

What’s the worst thing that you did while drunk and regret the most?

probably tell some girls that "testosterone was great and they should try it sometime" or "guys love breast sizes of all sizes", nothing too major I have okish control under alcohol. I did have a conversation with some girl once and completely black out and don't remember what I said but I don't think it was anything retarded

Post benis.

Where's the liver? I've been drinking too and my lower left body feels kind of weird right now

n-no I'm too shy

dunno never drank enough to JFMSU my liver

If you had to buy an exotic pet what would you get?

hmm does an iguana count? If not perhaps a bone eating bearded vulture. I love animals, so a lot of stuff can fit in here honestly

9 shots? You call it heavy?

Also why do you drinking, do you drinking alone?

9 shots not heavy but enough to "get me under the influence"

>Also why do you drinking, do you drinking alone?
one of my cousins getting married, Armenian get together, getting drunk

bump plz respond need to have fun before the buzz wears off before bed

I'm sure if it was heavy he wouldn't even be typing coherently rn

Convince me to not kill myself.

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got the mozzila firefox spellchecker helping me out

also I just got downloaded mario kart 8 delux on my switch just because i had some fun with it on the wiiu

Britain is a fantastic place with excellent culture/history, far better than America. Keep at it, I'm sure you'll find a slag you can keep for yourself

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>Britain is a fantastic place with excellent culture/history, far better than America.
holy shit this dude really is drunk

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U should just drink more

it's true tho, wanna eat a slag's ass Tbh

still hasn't died, been 2 hours since my last shot

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also thx been looking for that pepe for a while now

BTW listening to pic related's OST right now reliving my middle school days. I hate jpop but jesus christ this game is so good

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R8

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Liver placed in lower right part of body, you prubably just want to shit.

don't know wtf I'm looking at, is that a dog's balls?

What's your whiteness percentage?

about 56% european

Come home, white man

Yes it’s my dog’s balls. Are you still drunk?

no it wore off, this thread is useless now, I'm going to bed. Have fun

>trying to gain weight
>trying
don't americans have access to food?