ask a heavily drunk american anything
Ask a heavily drunk american anything
where is the best place to start my unibomber cabin, open to living anywhere
no idea what a unibomber cabin is
how heavy are you
183 cm, 6'0 ft, 177 pounds, been trying to gain weight for the gym at least to 185 pounds. I tried poutine in canada once when I visited Seattle/Vancouver, was pretty dank
Whatre your drinking? Myself had 11 jello shots, vodka rum gin and someother idk
right now had like 9 shots of vodka
Nice dude
I'm having trouble seeing what that is but it makes me hungry for some al pastor tacos
is it true that all american beer has tons of ingredients in it?
Idk thought it was pizza
Yes no maybe? Idk wouldnt doubt it
MICROBREWERIES
possibly, when it comes to beer I go for guiness because I like dark beer so not too sure. Based potato niggers
What’s the worst thing that you did while drunk and regret the most?
probably tell some girls that "testosterone was great and they should try it sometime" or "guys love breast sizes of all sizes", nothing too major I have okish control under alcohol. I did have a conversation with some girl once and completely black out and don't remember what I said but I don't think it was anything retarded
Post benis.
Where's the liver? I've been drinking too and my lower left body feels kind of weird right now
n-no I'm too shy
dunno never drank enough to JFMSU my liver
If you had to buy an exotic pet what would you get?
hmm does an iguana count? If not perhaps a bone eating bearded vulture. I love animals, so a lot of stuff can fit in here honestly
9 shots? You call it heavy?
Also why do you drinking, do you drinking alone?
9 shots not heavy but enough to "get me under the influence"
>Also why do you drinking, do you drinking alone?
one of my cousins getting married, Armenian get together, getting drunk
bump plz respond need to have fun before the buzz wears off before bed
I'm sure if it was heavy he wouldn't even be typing coherently rn
Convince me to not kill myself.
got the mozzila firefox spellchecker helping me out
also I just got downloaded mario kart 8 delux on my switch just because i had some fun with it on the wiiu
Britain is a fantastic place with excellent culture/history, far better than America. Keep at it, I'm sure you'll find a slag you can keep for yourself
>Britain is a fantastic place with excellent culture/history, far better than America.
holy shit this dude really is drunk
U should just drink more
it's true tho, wanna eat a slag's ass Tbh
still hasn't died, been 2 hours since my last shot
also thx been looking for that pepe for a while now
BTW listening to pic related's OST right now reliving my middle school days. I hate jpop but jesus christ this game is so good
R8
Liver placed in lower right part of body, you prubably just want to shit.
don't know wtf I'm looking at, is that a dog's balls?
What's your whiteness percentage?
about 56% european
Come home, white man
Yes it’s my dog’s balls. Are you still drunk?
no it wore off, this thread is useless now, I'm going to bed. Have fun
>trying to gain weight
>trying
don't americans have access to food?