Shoves a fist up a guys ass

>Shoves a fist up a guys ass

What did he mean by this?

That isn't medically possible

what porn AREN'T you watching?

>a 20 second porn searched determined THAT was a lie

shit, this could have been a good movie if it wasn't for all the random nudity in it

Really cool and epic movie with a huge budget that was unfairly slandered over a few sex scenes.

>tfw my mrs. shoved her fist up my booty

AMA

it's basically wolves of wallstreet but in rome

It's a way better movie than wolf of shitstreet. I can't believe scorsese let that movie see the light of day.

Why did she want to?

She doesn't have the biggest hand. I'm a straight dude (inb4 yeah, right), but it just happened after a few drinks and a few fingers lol.

She's into some weird shit - piss, spit, hard anal etc. I'm up for anything really, and it was fucking great desu, she blew me to completion with her fist up my ass

SHOVE YOUR HAND INTO FECES
THIS IS MY EXHAUST PORT
DEFECATION, NO BREEDING
FUCK MY ASS RIGHT OR YOU'LL GET A BEATING
THIS IS MY EXHAUST PORT

What happened to Malcolm Mcdowell? How do you go from being in Caligula and Clockwork Orange to fucking Island of the dead and Silent hill revelation

Work is work, show up, eat scenery, go home and finish your Sudoku. He's also old.

Sis.

Not my buzz desu

I get that he needs to make a living and that would entail being in a few shit movies but he has had nothing but garbage straight to video horror flicks for 20 years now

He's in Mozart in the Jungle, which isn't terrible.

How was he as Flashman?

Chester died for this.

I don't know how close he is to the books but i love Royal Flash and his performance, definitely need to give it a rewatch