Thankssssssssssssssss

>Thankssssssssssssssss

Why did the snake thank Harry here?

>niggerini
why did he call his snake that? bit racist desu

He could now go fug another snake

Why wasn't Harry a Slytherin?

The snake was thanking him under the hopeful yet futile delusional that release from his imprisonment at the zoo would release him from his imprisonment within one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

this and the james woods pasta are my favourite italian dishes

Offering thanks is the right thing to do, user. have manner really degraded that badly here on Sup Forums that this has to be explanated to thee?

so was that snake voldermort?

snek

Is it bad that iIagree with this

>"Hiss... I was once a maaaaaan...."

Why did this Snake speak English but the rest of the Snakes we see speak like sssssssssssssss

>james woods pasta
?

Why is he choking that poor creature?

Do not bully sneks

>ThankssssssssHUE

Yes because its wrong and authored by a gay nigger faggot and a dumb old white geezer. Every film is different. Star Wars is infinitely more dull.

Harry Potter knows parsel. For him is like if it talked in english.
You should be able to understand the dullest children saga, it's not that hard.

>t-thankssss :3

That made me sad that Cobra Commander was so pitiful as a lizzard thing

GOD DOESNT EXIST HARRY

YASSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN SSSSSSSSSLAAAY

take your stinkin paw off him you damn dirty ape

for freeing him from captivity. there are people who don't understand this?