Your Bushido is weak, Dahna San, just like your voterbase. You must surrender your delegates to Tomagatchi Ted, the True Conservative samurai and his daimyo, or face a fearsome competitor in the coming election period.
JA NE WA SHO NO DELEGATARO NO TSUBAKI CONSERVATIVE CHAISHO
Holy mother of fug
This is a nice Tedpost and you deserve at least one (You) OP
Do one with Lysandre
>No katana
Shit image, I am disappointed. Commit sudoku now op.
Retuuuuurn the delegates, or suffer my cuuurse..
DAHNALD
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It's over Ted; you have no chance of becoming Hokage.
>not "surrender the deregates"
One job user, one job.
Ted-dedu...
I mean, c'mon-dedu...
You're in your university's anime club when this guy shows up, slaps your gfs ass and call you a sniveling coward.
What do you do?
*unsheathes delegates*
H-he's fast!
Awful faux-Nihongo. Don't use languages you can't speak proficiently.
I'VE COME FOR THE DELEGATES DONALD
NANI!
That's it Donald, I am using "that"!
Is Tedposting the most patrician Sup Forums meme there is?
Well when your girlfriend is a 300 lb cow made of butter, there's nothing you can do.
>implying that wasn't the point
Ted Cruz is the kind of guy who would have run around high school with a Naruto headband and then been part of the College Republicans.
one of them, easily
Ha-hayai
MASAKA
>DUDE LET'S KILL UGLY PEOPLE LMAO
What a letdown after we had Team Galactic and their realistic ambitions and the story of their tragic leader.
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DAH-NALD!
>Dahna San
I hate these slide posts, but danna-san is what you say when referring to someone else's husband.
jesus thats terrifying
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>implying anyone but a weeb would bother learning 'proper' moonrunic
I FUCKING love this meme.
Please, sir. May I have some more?
reddit.com
do it faggot comment something nasty bout a mudslime
Americans of all people are concerned about pronouns, no?
K-KISAMA KHKHKHHKKKKKHKHKHKHKHKHKK
Funniest Dhanald yet :)
you are no warrior, lyin' Ted
it is I who am the true samurai
DELETE THIS
Could someone explain this steaming hot meme to me?
Teddy wants delegates, how simple is that
>not Dahnaru-san
ONE job.
What did he mean by this?
くらえ、クルズ!
I dont know what possessed me to do this, somebody please tell me to kill myself
Leave that basketball ring the HELL alone Dahnald.
VERY GOOD
Think again, Dahn
Give me your ARYAN BLOOD, DAHNALD,
I MUST HAVE IT.
Nice Gurren Lagann.
I AM NOT CRUZ OR SANDERS I AM CRUZANDERS! THE DELEGATES DONALD I'VE COME FOR THEM!
I am impressed
i want to play a game Dahnald
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>vocaroo.com
thatll do leaf, thatll do
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Meet me in 2020
>Tomagatchi Ted
kek
>the "tanned" Aryan has arrived
SUFFER LIKE G DID?
That was pretty good, got a hearty chuckle out of it.
Kill yourself, the world would be much better off with you shitting it up.
Take his delegates
oh fuck my sides
WHERE'D HE GO?
The doublegets Dahnald, hand them over NOW!
Nani?
*Deregates
Is that Larry Wilmore talking?
You know, sometimes you're alright leaf
>Hijra
lol wut?
I thoroughly enjoyed that
that was fantastic
you made my day, leaf
don't kill yourself
continue memeing
H-his fest!
Self-identifying gender blender reporting in, today I am a strawberry-bananakin
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QUICK BEHIND YOU
I'm half a head taller than him, haul refrigerators up flights of stairs every day, and he doesn't have a Secret Service detail anymore. Rat goes splat.
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i'm okka as the crows m8 and i reckon this post to be honorary true blue straryan master race
God I love this election.
these are actually the best threads on this shitty board
fekkin awesome
Now that you have come to me here, there can be but one result. Many times I have considered offering to share this place with you. I considered offering to accept your oath of service. You might try to buy my trust by giving me Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder, Donald. I thought we might be friends... comrades... brothers in arms.
MY FUCKING SIDES
absolutely dank
Heh, good job, m8.
Dahnald the uchiha and NY liberals will burn
>University anime club
>gf
Yeah, ok....
>Sup Forums
I read that in his voice..
Ben? Is that you?