Im a US soldier deployed to Germany
AMA
I have smoll dicke :(
Im a US soldier deployed to Germany
AMA
I have smoll dicke :(
What are you doing all day?
Ever seen combat?
fuck your mather
Post your dick
>le based kekistani flag xD
Why haven’t you committed suicide?
post your dick and rough schematics of the base
cringe
Why are you deployed there?
Waiting to go back to hohenfels to sleep outside
Never seen combat and the way people act and think I hope I never do
My trips say start a shooting spree
How much do sluts charge per 1hr there (assuming you fuck then in their apartment)
Heт cyкa
Do soldiers regularly do gay shit with each other?
To suck other euro army big peins and be happy
Can you liberate Germany from the 3rd world occupation?
No, you WILL annex us and crown the next emperor.
Yes it's normal for your platoon to take showers together and play slapass
>Do soldiers regularly do gay shit with each other?
Obviously they do, as the OP has no idea on that
>
Are germans butthurt over you presence there? How do they deal with foreign military cucking?
Do you guys do water bombs on each other? I remember doing it as a kid in the showers with my friends.
Piss bombs*
>be american
>don't get consripted
>Piss bombs*
jesus. for real?
The women in your country military put American girls to shame
What is your favorite color?
Yes
>What is your favorite color?
>Yes
america at its finest
Why doesn't he answer any questions
my ng unit is going to hamburg soon. whats it like, also
>all those woobies
Yeah? You piss in your foreskin and release it on someone else. You get about 5 loads of it.
I thought the barracks were clean and tidy
That looks like a mess
Are you at Graf now?
Дa
Germany is chill when u actually get to go out on town euro are just expensive af
You only get 81 cents for a dollar so that probably doesn't help with buying in a Eurozone. At least you're not buying in Norway, they're really expensive. Do you travel outside Germany as well or do you need to stay close to the base at all times?
lol
wtf Sweden?
ayy lmao
>ever seen combat
>in Germany
Will you give your life for the glory of Muttistan ?
Yeah, I heard there are soldiers who were on several deployments during their service. Don't quote me on that one though.
I'm no expert, but I believe that most soldiers that get stationed outside of USA have the smallest chance to be deployed in a combat zone.
At least assuming a war doesn't kick off in that country, such as the case with US marines stationed in Panama in the 80s
Because Sapporo is ultimate city in Japan and odori park is great
neck yourself, dickhead
What about it?
We have curfew and we have to be in camp by 2200 everyday so we're pretty much on base 24/7 but you can always just sneakout and go to the real Germany
Well someone seems to be butthurt about foreign military...
That's what I thought :l this place is nasty as fuck and people living standard ain't helping it
well said fellow ACAB BLM comrade
Omg Ronnie! Is that my bed space that you took a pic of?
>1 comment in yt
This must be the power of german autism
Go to Graf. Live in concentration camp
Who the fuck are you and how do u know my name?
If you want nice living conditions you go air force.
Now fuck each other
Because as a US Conscript I have the power to find out who the fuck you are. Plus i liek smoll dickesz
is there no adult around that tells you guys to clean up from time to time?
This. And make a video
Are you part of the cyberwarfare guys?
Is this you?
>Never seen combat and the way people act and think I hope I never do
yeah must be so scary fighting some desert tribes armed with old ak47s when you've got drones and gunships on your side
an AK bullet still kills you, retard...
woah watch out there are 3 black persons in your room
yeah and a kid with a switchblade can kill a knight in full plate armour with a sword and shield but I know which one I'd want to be
No bro. Is THIS you???
That happens all the time
>all the americans are black
If this is Irish intelligence no surprise you didn't think to fish.
NIGGER
Oh shit, they're doxxing eachother.
every time
You damn right, mate!
HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THIS SOLDIER TOO LMAOOO
How could you not??? He was the one who shot down Bin Laden.
I think you cry there without mcdonald's burgers and cola in cold dirty germany.
hahaha
>"DUMP EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR DUFFLE"
>"NOW PUT IT ALL BACK IN"
>mfw
This came to mind
O-okay. What are you talking about btw?
Imagine living like that. And i thought uni dorms were bad.
Unironically all NATO firearms use rounds which are designed to injure, but to rarely kill. The generals from past generation thought that injuring one enemy = enemies lose two men: one injured and another carrying comrade + doctor + materials to keep him alive.
And nato rounds are kinda small: the wind often fucks your shot if you ever face enemy on range longer than ~100 meters. All of this is a big problem when fighting sand kebabs. First they often are on suicide missions and drugged: meaning they ignore injuries and keep shooting. Secondly ak uses very heavy rounds which dont get screwed by wind so much, can very easily penetrate even moder armor (armor is designed against nato rounds because army standards and capitalism: why make best when good enough sells too?) and even if it hits your arm or leg, it often ends up with amputation (if you ever make it to hospital) or making so big hole you bleed out in 5 minutes anyway.
Sure, sandniggers are outnumbered and have shit tier technology, but they still are scary enemies when you actually face them on battle field. Underestimating kebab with ak is something you never want to do. Sure, he probably doesnt even know what sights on his weapon are for or how to compensate for distance, but they still are scary.
>You piss in your foreskin
mfw Americans consider themselves free but can't do this
>Imagine living like that. And i thought uni dorms were bad.
They only sleep and masturbate there. 95% of their awake time is not spent their.
Don't you feel ashamed being part of the international jewish crime syndicate?
>kekistan flag.
>work includes the handling of firearms.
This won't end well, will it?
Have you ever been caught jerking off?
This.
Why? He might shoot up a rapefugee camp.
>Unironically all NATO firearms use rounds which are designed to injure, but to rarely kill
kek
I hope so
GI
I KILL YOU