Tonight was quite possibly the greatest live troll I've ever witnessed. >Trump being vague all week about his immigration policy >Trump meets with minority leaders to discuss immigration >CNN and Don Lemon swear he is flip-flopping >Ann Coulter says that Trump will not recover if he pivots on immigration >Trump accepts last minute invite to meet with the Mexican President >Looks very presidential and poised on the world stage >Flys back to PHX to deliver his immigration speech >We're building a state of the art wall >No amnesty >Deporting criminal illegals 1st day > 5,000 new border agents >Trump knew exactly what his immigration plan was the entire time whilst winding up the liberal media > Leftists BTFO > CNN and Don Lemon/crew triggered >B-B-B-ut Muh flip-flopping >CNN BTFO >Shills on suicide watch >Greatest speech by the greatest leader in my life time >Hillary camp in full meltdown
Yep. Dems and Illegals better hope hes not elected
Sebastian Torres
It's legendary. There won't be politics like this again, possibly ever. He's like Wayne Gretzky or some other impossible figure
Sebastian Brooks
It's called 5D chess.
Daniel Barnes
The man is a genius. Quite possibly the greatest political campaign ever. He knows how to manipulate the media at every turn. I can't wait for the memoir he writes about this moment in his life. It will be truly inspiring.
Robert Mitchell
So zero change from obongo's deportation policy, right?
>inb4 build wall I'm pro gov spending and all but damn that's a waste of money.
>inb4 Mexico pays for it Why not use a rimmitence tax to start paying down the xtrillion national debt?
Jace Flores
I'm sure people will remember trump and this speech in the same way they view presidents we Goldwater, Dukakis, Mondale, and McGovern
Easton Thompson
Trump is practically Joseph Joestar
Xavier Nelson
>Be me, young fag. >Only president was king Nig. >Hate everything. >First election comes. >Oh goodie. Jeb fucking Bush. Pocket turtles. >W-what's this? >"We will build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it!" >B-beautiful. >Mfw my first election as an adult will be the best election for centuries
Jace Hall
Goodnight filthy illegals. You will sleep soundly in my sacred country no more come November.
Juan Garcia
Trump's meeting with the Mexican President will go down in political history as one of the greatest tactical moves since Ronald Reagan's joke about Mondale's youth and inexperience.
Lucas Ward
Reported
Jackson Miller
Tonight was quite bossibly the greatest pan of tendies my mom ever cooked me. I mean I usually automatically toss the first batch she makes right back in her face but tonight I smelled them coming down the stairs and I just knew they were gonna be some tasty ones, just like the ones she used to make me when I was 30, right after dad died 9 years ago. She really put some love into these ones. After I finished the delicious morsels I walked upstairs and gave my mom the biggest hug. She cowered a little at first but I just pet her head and told her "that'll do mom, that'll do". We held each other in a firm and loving embrace for almost a minute as we both cried a little. I waddled back downstairs and wiped the grease off my keyboard and then started typing this.
Samuel Rivera
They are all screwed and they know it.
Jacob Torres
It's like he convinced them to put the gun to their head and pull the trigger. All with the power of bantz
Connor Scott
wow, Hillary looks so natural as a reptilian. The twat really is a regressive alien entity.
Lucas Bell
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Jeremiah Martinez
>remittance
that's the plan dumbass, mexico pays or trump pays for it out of remittances anyways
Owen Powell
You should fuck your mom
Jose Cooper
after finding $2 million in meth headed into the US and $3 million in cash headed to Mexico at the border this week it makes the wall idea sound superior
This is the best I could find. It was literally just a few mins ago.
Angel Jenkins
Rofl
Thomas Myers
I couldn't watch the speech, I'm low on data cuz I'm a poor phonefag. Any Sup Forumsacks wanna help a brother out and give me the highlights?
Jonathan Miller
fucking cucked mexico good too
>oh hola buddy amigo >we play nice I'm softening yo flies back >GET THE FUCKING AILLEGALS OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
Parker Rodriguez
Link to speech fucking pls
Joseph Powell
>Trump knew exactly what his immigration plan was the entire time whilst winding up the liberal media not just the media, most of us too
you have to respect a master at work
Jose Richardson
What I was saying is, why not tax remittances day one and spend it not building a wall. I'd argue $20bil is better spent paying down the national debt, but I guess that's debateable. I just have a hard time believing drugs won't continue to get across the border with or without the wall.
I also don't want to pay Jim Bob a $65,000 salary to stare at Arizona's dirt
Asher Moore
If you can't remember the days of Bush you certainily are too young to post here.
t.18 year old born in 1998
Levi Ross
Future elections will be boring compared to this :(
Logan Perry
Retard, they'll still get across. But, it will cut what gets across way the fuck down.
Inb4 tunnels. We can continue to patrol and find tunnels.
Carson Nelson
Not twenty yet, I and even I remember Bush.
Samuel Myers
Why did you call me a retard and agree with me?
Caleb Hill
People will look back at today as the day he secured his victory
>mfw I doubted trump for a single moment before today I feel so dirty, but I've found the light once more.
Aaron Morris
O, let America be America again- The land that never has been yet- And yet must be--the land where every man is free.
Christian Cook
Saved that rare Trump. Gobless
Evan Powell
I knew he wasn;t softening but I haven;t been following the media, just catching headlines here and there for the last week or so.
I had to explain to my Grandfather multiple times now that the paper (which he knows is printing lies) is continually pushing nonsense about Trump.
The Canadian papers are ABYSMAL right now.
Alexander Green
i love today man
Xavier Ramirez
Because you're a retard.
Retard.
Camden Kelly
>I walked upstairs and gave my mom the biggest hug. She cowered a little at first
Thomas Taylor
you're a faggot kill yourself
t. 20 year old born in 1996
Jonathan Taylor
To err is human, and the god emperor will not fault you for your humanity so long as you use it to grow.
Christopher Garcia
Illegal immigration costs us over $100 billion annually retard
Hudson Jenkins
>if moot made Sup Forums in 2004, the litmus test would be "If you can't remember Ronald Regan, you're too young to be here and if you were born after a carter presedency, you were too young to bote here Oh god.
Owen Hernandez
>I'd argue $20bil is better spent paying down the national debt, but I guess that's debateable
No amount of money whatsoever is well spent paying down the debt. There's zero point whatsoever in paying down the debt until we get rid of the federal reserve and fiat currency.
Levi Morgan
You're a faggot Kills yourself
t.22 year old born in 1994
Carter White
Twitter salt
Aaron Flores
Last time I doubted him was Pence. Now I love the guy. Trump can do no wrong
Charles Powell
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Ethan Campbell
>I knew he wasn;t softening well done for having faith
I got fooled, what a troll, what a man
at least I enjoy getting trolled with such skill
Justin Campbell
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Jack Morgan
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Christopher Cruz
jesus christ can she be locked up already?
Ryan Perry
highlights (((CNN)))
Angel Nelson
TRUMP TRAIN FULL STEAM AHEAD
Jordan Reed
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Aaron Clark
Not possible? It's not possible to ascertain whether you believe in sharia? Really?
James Walker
>ideological certification Fucking genius, how can anyone be against this?
>Okay Moohamed, the first thing we need you to do is eat this American bacon from American cattle
Kayden Clark
this guy is a pretty boy nigger who uses the word racist 24/7
the only way he could succeed in life is by being a democratic biased media reporter. Seriously fuck this guy
Robert Ward
20 year here
RAND PUAL 2020
Adrian Evans
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Liam Green
moot was 15 in 2004
the age restriction is because of worry over legality/liability
Blake Cox
>this is how (((they're))) trying to spin his speech
That's how you know how good it was
Jacob Diaz
how fucking old is this fucking pozzed faggot?
Wyatt Robinson
Megyn took the night off
Thomas Young
oyyy veyyy
Henry Collins
I'm 22 now but Bush was a distant blur to me. All I remember was a tiny bit of the very end. More conflict in the middle east, and the controversy after Katrina. All I got a real memory of is Obama. I never really lived in anything other than what may be remembered as the worst presidency of the century, depending on who gets to write the books. I think the hardest part of reaching millennials is their in the same boat as me. Trump wants to make America great again but they never knew a great America. All they have is the rapidly declining shithole it's turning into. I only knew is because I'm a history nerd that cares about the past.
Charles Powell
They can commit taqiyya under duress if needed. In fact Jews do it too. Modes of deception. "idealogical certification" seems more like media bait to me
Kevin Gutierrez
Don't ask what is in his mouth
Robert Clark
oy vey not the 20 trillion!
Jason Baker
The people in charge of Extreme Vetting will know if they're lying or not
Ayden Richardson
We're just going to open the Koran here while we film it... Okay...
Piss on it.
Justin Rodriguez
i don't remember reagan at all. I was born in 85.
fuck dude, my first political memory is tom brokow talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures in desert storm gear when i was 6
Blake Harris
>Tfw you listened to the shills
Julian Nelson
>us you mean kike shills. How do you not have 100% faith in Trump yet?
James Hill
No, in my case I didn't. I had a legitimate problem with Trump's stance. Unrelated to immigration.
But seeing him btfo of ANY doubt on this matter has reaffirmed my belief in him as a man. A leader. A God Emperor.
Cooper Garcia
I was on my feet the whole time he was speaking at the news conference. I couldn't believe my eyes. Wondering how will Shitliary ever recover from getting BTFO this hard. She should just drop out at this point
Kevin Miller
stop using this meme, taqiyya is an obsucre legal concept that only applies to shiites
>Inb4 defending muslims
sunni muslims can lie as much as they want to, they don't need an autistic religious justification
Jaxson Diaz
a muslim would be able to eat pork if he had good cause, like starvation or needing to get into a country that he wants to jihad. all he has to do is say a little prayer afterward. much like how catholics can split babies in half with their dicks and still go to heaven because they told a priest, all is forgiven if a muslim did something in order to expand islam
I know this because I've talked to tons of devout and moderate muslims. My country is fucked.
>getting rid of fiat currency Retard alert. Fiat currency is what saved our ass when we left the UK. Fiat currency works fine when you don't have jews federal reserve jewish banksters fucking us over.
Lincoln Stewart
>American bacon from American cattle user
Elijah Flores
This could all be avoided if we'd just mine the border.
Jacob White
As legal immigrant im saddened about not being able to vote for him... all i do i spread meme magic trump supporting and debate liberals... its something
Isaac Morales
nice deflection
Mason Gomez
Maybe Burgers can tell me, do immigrants have to acknowledge/agree to respect the American Constitution and rule of law?
If not, that would be the most hilarious thing to watch- Libs reeeeeeeing about their fears of a Trump totalitarian state being established BTFOing of all their liberal safe spaces.
> Literally just affirms what is already on the books
Libs will be eternally BTFO.
Jaxson Wright
If his pale fucking mulatto house nigger ass stepped out into an actual street with actual melanin, he'd get fucking raped. So he hides behind his Jewish Massas and preaches their words because that's the way it's always been.
Isaiah Flores
dumbass
Joseph Ramirez
Depends, if he wins he'll likely inspire a new wave of politians with similar views
Nathan Diaz
Don't talk shit. We all have trouble figuring out his 4d chess game sometimes. This is another solid reminder that we simply have to place our total faith in the God-Emperor.
Noah Martinez
Either that or he would be some shitty TV actor who is never good enough to make it to Hollywood.
Guy is a manlet too. They put him on a jacked up chair to give the illusion he is 6ft.
Brayden Rivera
>Trump is elected >politicians who support him are elected >we finally get rid of that pesky democracy bullshit. >mfw America is going to go to the republic stage of great empires right before my eyes
Austin Martin
We are living in and seeing the birth of the greatest empire this universe has seen