Strange laws in your country

In Sweden, it's illegal to smoke indoors -- even in your own house.

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Why smoke when there’s snus?

>illegal to smoke inside
also the case in Germany, if you live in a rented appartment

In Germany it's also illegal to sleep in a tent, except if your a rapefugee

Why would you want to smoke inside? Most people have a balcony anyways.

It's a lie, idiots.

>illegal to sleep in a tent
Even in your backyard?

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/r/ing the original pic

in Sweden it's legal to pitch a tent on someone else's property


socialism yes

... if it's in the middle of the woods or some shit.

Please don't give people the delusion that we are anywhere near socialist either, because that makes them point at us and say "look socialism werks guys" while ignoring North Korea where it's actually socialist.

This isn’t YouTube comment section. People here already know we’re not socialist.

Fuck the allemansrätt
#mywoodsmychoice

allemansrätten? interesting stuff..seems sort of anarchistic and fascistic simultaneously

In any civilized country it's illegal to smoke indoors. Not sure about your own house tho.

>snus

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kek ive literally never heard of scandis being called socialist outside of reddit or kurzgezagt comments

Good. I hate smoke and smoking people.

>People here already know we’re not socialist.

No, they don't.

go to bed, Beto.

in Poland it's customary to let your child be molested by a local priest

It's illegal to go into nature areas at night.

Your inlaws stay legally your inlaws even after you divorced.

You pay taxes on owning dogs, but not on cats.

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reminder that the dangers of second and third hand smoke were completely fabricated and no relevant science exists to back up their claims

The tent thing is bullshit, unless you meant putting your tent somewhere other than your own property.

In my state (Hesse), the death sentence is still technically applicable, but since our federal laws outrule the state laws, it can never be executed

I think you browse Sup Forums a bit too much

why the fuck would you sleep in a tent in your fucking backyard? Is real nature banned it the US? Mutts are so pathetic.

t. sm*Keoid

No, I don't.

Do any European nations still have the death sentence?

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Just some harmless mutt fun meant for kids...when I was little we used to do it all the time

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Belarus

yeah but there's a shitton of mice in holland so everyone has a cat

lmao, take your kids outdoors. And maybe lose some lard in the process.

For posting a 2D images of "immature" girls on Internet, you will be sent to prison for 20 years

When driving a car you have to have your lights on. Doesn't matter if it's sunny and you can see 20km in every direction, lights have to be on.

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la familia de la creatura...

We did this a few times too.

I don't have a cat and I don't have mice here. It's more of a big city problem. You'll get a fine for feeding ducks in some areas of Amsterdam because of it. But it's not a country (or province as you said holland) wide problem.

Same here.
But actually it is a good thing.
In France You can drive without any lights on as long as You (driver) think the visibility is good.
As result there is always 5-15% of people who do not turn on lights and are endangering others.

In Finland it is illegal to smoke on your own balcony

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in Paraguay, congresspeople can't be processed legally until their full mandate expires or they get kicked out by 2/3 of total chamber votes
fucking love this country

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>You pay taxes on owning dogs, but not on cats.

This is a seriously good law. Dogs shit everywhere and constantly bark and annoy everyone but their pathetic owners.

It's same in a lot of European countries.

lolicon hentai is illegal where im from its just unbelievable

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The Jew fears and hates dogs.

Buying a German shepard desu.

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Making jokes that aren't sanctioned by the state are illegal where you live.

I know that holland is a province but even Dutch people have referred to their country as holland to me

i need to look up the laws of the land i dont know anything about that what is the sentence for making non sanctioned jokes?

It's illegal to be further than 20 meters from your ID card (or any form of identification)
Also if you're unable to prove your identity upon request by police officer you get on spot fine of $120 and be taken in for fingerprints and identification.

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motorsport racing is banned in switzerland

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Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.

>In Sweden, it's illegal to smoke indoors -- even in your own house.
That's a good law. I approve.

Enjoy the smell of dogshit around you all the time.

That's probably because 50% of all the people live there and the state uses it as their tourist information site because it's easier to google. But I should avoid calling a Frisian or a Groninger a Hollander unless you want to fight them.

>he's a catfag

pathetic.

>Frisian
we have some of these and they are super weird

>Do any European nations still have the death sentence?
FWIW Russia has it but it never gets used

It'll smell all the sweeter compared to the stench of Jew blood on my dog's breath.

Brb reporting you to the police for lack of proper punctuation on the internet. You are done m8.

>This is a seriously good law. Dogs shit everywhere and constantly bark and annoy everyone but their pathetic owners.
Agree. Apartments aren't a place to own a dog.

And that's a good thing.

many thanks

In Germany your bee colony ceases to be your property if it escapes and you refrain from pursuit or give up on pursuing it.

However as long as you are pursuing it you are exempt from trespassing laws and can move across other peoples' property. If someone's in your backyard chasing his bee colony you can't do a damn thing about it.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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What if your neighbor builds a beehive and entices them over?

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1. You can be arrested for proposing to have a duel against someone.
Even the opponent who accepted the duel challenge, the referee, witnesses of the duel, and the person who offered them a duel ring are all criminals.

2. Showing your thighs too much without good reason is illegal, could be jailed for up to 29 days

3. Making a human clone is illegal, 10 years in prison.

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the yid is right

Bullshit, who would measure the distance? The obligation of bearing an ID no longer applies. You are obliged to have an ID, but you don't have to carry it. You can prove your identity to an officer simply by saying your name and birth date. But of course this doesn't mean that any of the stupid cops out there wouldn't fine you.

In that case you're allowed to open your neighbor's hive and break out the combs of your colony, compensating your neighbor for damages to his combs.

If the separation is desired by neither party, compensation for loss of the entire colony of one party can be claimed from the other party.

Picking and then selling berries, nuts and pinecones is taxfree unless the revenue exceeds 25,000 kr yearly.

I could never understand this marshmallow thing. Open fire is for frying meat.

wtf I love germany now

Try it, it tastes quite good.

I don't even like raw marshmallows desu

You can carry around swords and other types of melee weapons freely here. Only fireams is illegal to carry, but you can buy them and keep it at home.

it's legal to bully sw*Doids in finland

you might like it more all melty and gooey, try a s'more sometime

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you are not allowed to drill hammer or do any sort of home improvement on sundays in germany

Tы пpo кaкиe? Te, кoтopыe из вoздyшнoй мaccы? Caхap в них кapaмeлизиpyeтcя, тeкcтypa мeняeтcя, пoлyчaeтcя вкycнo.

whats the point if you can't even shoot a bunch of school pussies

bacon
why
WHY?!

that's a great law, I'm jealous

you can not turn on electric fan. it's illegal here.

>вoздyшнoй мaccы
?

Я ни кaкoй зeфиp нe люблю.

is it only power actuated tools and does it include lawnmowers?

Pyccкий зeфиp и клaccичecкий pyccкий мapмeлaд - этo нe тo.

If you are a nobleman and use your title on an official document or in a signature you have to pay a fine of 10.000 Austrian Crowns (the law never got adapted since 1919).

Also a Habsburg heir got sued like that just a few weeks ago kek

пpичeм тyт мapмeлaд вooбщe? eгo тoжe жapят? пиздeц

it includes anything that makes noise

>never got adapted
b..but why did you get the law in the first place?

You forgot the most retarded law of them all Hans

In Sweden its legal to sell sex but illegal to buy it

Этo ocoбeннocти pyccкoгo пepeвoдa и cocтaвa
> marshmallow нынe изгoтaвливaeтcя из кyкypyзнoгo cиpoпa [corn syrup], caхapa, пищeвoгo кpaхмaлa, дeкcтpoзы, жeлaтинa

Because the Entente forced us to make this law after we lost the war.

The same reason we have to keep one of the last Stalin memorials in the world polished and in good condition, because you forced us to after WW2.

>Stalin memorials in the world polished and in good condition, because you forced us to after WW2.
good

in 1902 the german parliament started taxing champagne and similiar beverages for the specific purpose of establishing a naval fleet with the income
the tax is still active today

MURICAAA

what the fuck

Toлькo нe гoвopи мнe чтo marshmallow пepeвoдитcя кaк мapмeлaд. Этo зeфиp.

>Because the Entente forced us to make this law after we lost the war.
why?

>2018
>doesn't burn cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Is life a contest of who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!
It's not, as long as you're not a minor and you can smoke in moderation
>... IT'S EXPENSIVE!
Who forces you to buy a pack a day, fucking peat gavel

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cats shit all over my front garden. nobodies dog does because dog owners keep their dogs on a leash, unlike catfags who let their pests roam around