ITT: Post your favorite movie and anons guess shit about you

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My guess is you're a total fucking pleb

you like incest

that you're into kubrick films

Mary and Max

It's a korean movie too

Leaving Las Vegas.
I'll give a hint.
I'm an alcoholic

interesting choice

guessing you keep it to yourself

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you have terrible taste

>being addicted to literally the worst drug

Pulp Fiction.

You either like Feet or Uma Thurman.

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You need to return to reddit.

Most of the literature you've read is Kafka and dystopian fiction?

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You are an edgy 15 years old nerd?

everyone in this thread is a stupid fagget. (except me ofc)

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You're a big fan of Christmas.

Good taste user.

shit

you're not wrong i am

This is nic cage's best performance by far

Inglourious Basterds, not even joking

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Barely above the average student film

Shame it got so much attention

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forrest gump

you like chocolate

the crow

true also like history

you're a tryhard faggot that pretends to like foreign films to seem "deep" but everyone sees right through you and thinks you're a retard

>having a favorite movie
massive pleb
here's one I love that I want to rewatch soon
also Chaplin's Modern Times

You're a lonely person seeking for comfort in the company of fictional people

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You are afraid of the outside world but you feel like you're constantly missing out on a lot of things by avoiding it

You are 15. And most likely a virgin.
And an avid comic book fan

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i understand. I feel i have a very personal connection to this film and the way it portrays certain things speaks to me in a way few movies have... doubt it'll be my favorite in 5 years time but at this moment it's just right.

you have never seen sonatine

I have, just preferred the music, story and overall atmosphere of Hana-Bi.

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i actually hide the fact that i like this movie believe it or not
my guess for you is that you are a sad man

you like old horror movies and a cool dude 8-)

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Pretty much on point

Die Hard is an extremely close 2nd, though

Did you watch Sonatine muted?

youtube.com/watch?v=zSLlX4czsZA

Meant for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=eWBSJ3xrpIE

Come on lad.

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You're my doppelganger.

definitely my favourite

BUUUUURN!

YOU BETTAH STOP DIS

You're very trendy, if other people like it, you're inclined to like it.

likes the feeling of having a purpose and witnessing strong emotions in others

you wasted years of your youth

You like spending time by yourself, but you always have Tfw no gf.

>you wasted many potential children in your youth

Fixed.

That's most of Sup Forums

You live in the crawlspace of the house you were born in and spy on the new family living there. You're so Beta, you feel bad about jerking off when you ear the mom and dad fucking.

let me project for a second: you're a slightly above average looking guy with a slightly above mean IQ but suffer from serious social dysfunction that still manifests itself in idealized forms (such as true love and real human beans) that you know you will never personally experience

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oh lookee here, we got a real wise guy in out midst, huh?

same

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it's literally the most popular foreign movie you newfag

you are me

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You're a patrician

Honestly they are both upmost cinè

Hi.

Alien

It's #529

Soylent Green

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Often considered mediocre, especially for Aronofsky, but I loved it.

youre a faggot

you're into weird 80s movies
also you either smoke a ton of weed or pretend to

More 70s movies. I love B-movies more than anything. Don't smoke.

You enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

Youre literally insane.

Damn, I got this movie recommendation from a friend of mine who's studying cinematography and I got to say this movie is so damn good.

Even until now I still listen to its soundtrack. The vibe of this movie is so innocent and pure.

you have great taste in movies. poor taste in friends (except welsh ones) only date foreign chicks whose language you dont really speak. pretty handy in a fight

wrong
fuck the welsh

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You have patrician taste, OP

Watch more Kitano if you haven't, this and Sonatine are his two masterpieces but there are more.

Dolls is fantastic, Zatoichi is an update to the old series and works really well as far as I'm concerned. Brother was his attempt at combining Japanese and American cinema and has some stunning shots and music by Joe Hisaishi once again. If you want to see him go a bit Lynchian then watch Takeshi's, honestly though I didn't really enjoy it.

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And then hem made Outrage. What the fuck happend there.

How could this possibly be your favourite movie? have you even watched Jarmusch' other movies?