So what's up with Batman being the sugga daddy of the whole Justice League in the DCEU movies...

So what's up with Batman being the sugga daddy of the whole Justice League in the DCEU movies? Is that something out of the comic? I find this extremely weird. It makes the team less of a peace-keeping fighting force and more like Batman's henchmen.

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They are Batman's henchmen

I'd like it to be Batman's guilt over getting Supes killed leads him and a bunch of other assholes to try to fill the void left by a literal God.
But everyone else is so OP that it doesn't even matter and Supes is coming back after one movie anyway.

>So what's up with Batman being the sugga daddy of the whole Justice League in the DCEU movies?
who else is supposed to do it?
>Is that something out of the comic?
No

Never read the comics but in the cartoons and animated movies Batman is usually the one with the plans and natural leadership with supes as second in command.

Because Batman's superpower is money so they all bow to him.

What porn is this from?

Batman in the comics during a long ass time owned not only the Daily Planet, but also the entire apartment complex Superman lived, and a dozens of others more in the adjacent area, that to not mention the entire Watchtower.

He'd even buy Superman's fancy clothes, restaurants, and whatever expensive gifts Superman'd present to Lois any given day.

He pretty much owned Superman's ass.

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I'm sure Supes would return the favor and give Batman some cryptonian power if he could.

Do you think Superman would pay back in BJs every other Tuesday for all Batman has done for him?

From what I remember from the old cartoon, Batman was always like a leader. Like a "First among equals" kinda deal. Plus, he's literally the one with all the money and shit so.

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Batman also would also buy Wonder Woman's fancy dresses and lingerie, which i always found creepy.

He also paid for Green Arrow's bachelor party, for whatever reason, despite Green Arrow also being rich as fuck.

batman is muh money and prep time
that is his thing
i can see SM, WW, aquaman ... could be very rich too but it's not their thing so they dont show it
didn't SM have a huge house with tons of robot and tech in the mountain

>didn't SM have a huge house with tons of robot and tech in the mountain

The Fortress of Solitude. That was more like his base of operation, or where he'd go to smoke a joint without having to deal with Lois getting on his ass, not exactly where he lived.
Even then Batman had permission to come and go there, with a special room all to himself.

Goddamn, talking about this shit is making me realize how gay Superman and Batman friendship looks like.

>despite Green Arrow also being rich as fuck
You mean resurrected Ollie?

At that time, Oliver lost his company (because he was dead [self-sacrifice by nuke in Action Comics]) and was trying to get it back. Bruce was helping out.

Note: He also got kidnapped in the Bachelor Party and replaced by EveryMan for the wedding and honeymoon (where Dinah killed the impostor).

You can't make the groom pay for his bachelors party wtf dude

Did EveryMan got the chance to stick in her, at least?

because he's a mary sue

Everyone including the Joker wants a go with Batman.

Batman is most popular so he has to be most important.

Did Bruce also paid anything else for Ollie? Or was it just the bachelor party?

Idiot here, what was the context of this page?

If red pansu was a woman they would probably fug daily

I'll be honest with you all, this father-son thing they'll do with Bruce and Barry makes me uncomfortable. The Tony and Peter was and looked innocent.

funny thing, i always saw batman as the biggest threat off all of them. like, if he wanted to fuck things up, theres little all of the other supers can do.

The Justice League is set up first and foremost to keep the peace globally.

It's more 'hidden' use is that if Batman goes rogue, it will take all of them to beat him as he has non-lethal plans to disable them, which got stolen at some point by Vandal Savage who turned them lethal.

Batman is just human, but he's smarter than the rest of the JLA combined when it comes to tactics. It's basically all in place to keep Batman in check if he goes rogue because he'd be unstoppable.

No. Em has ED

Turns out the EveryMan had Erectile Dysfunction and too nervous about getting discovered, he tried to stab Dinah. Trying to stab one of the best close-combat fighters in DC ... EveryMan got knifed instead.

Ollie's legal fees to get his identity back

Can't recall who had ownership of the company. It wasn't Conor, because Conor was discovered when Ollie was dead.

Justice League, Teen Titans, Birds of Prey, Outsiders... they were all financially supported by Batman, including much of these team's members life.

Some super-scientist-like characters also worked for Batman, like: Blue Beetle, Mister Terrific, Steel and so on.

And yeah, he was pretty much Superman's sugga daddy. Hell, even Supergirl lived on his money.

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Batman paying for all of Superman's expensive and having a room in his Fortress of Solitude, where you rarely see Lois going, make it seem that they're using the place to fuck.

Most of the supernatural heroes also own Batman favors: Zatanna, Jason Blood/Etrigan, Deadman, Swamp Thing...

Guys... is Batman a Jew? What's his endgame?

batman has always been the leader of the justice league. He fucking started it in the first place, who do you think builds all that crazy high tech shit that they all use like the fucking private space station? All batman.

...

This. Whether they realize it or not.

JL is also partly financed by the others, Green Arrow, Blue Beetle, Metamorpho. Part of trademark royalties from inventions of their companies fund the Hall of Justice and global defense.

Teen Titans (and later on the Outsiders) and Haleys Circus, were later financed by Dick Grayson. Bruce had invested Dick's insurance money and when Dick turned 18, Bruce transferred all the accounts. Dick is also a billionaire (low, but still) now.

Bruce funds everyone in the Bat-family as necessary (even his billionaire lesbian cousin Kathy Kane).

>Tony Snark and Gay Spider's relationship
>"Wow ur so cool also don't fuck my mom please quip with me"

It was going to be Luthor. He was already working on their "branding."

But Blue Beetle's company, Kordtronics, was a part of Wayne Electronics.

That was later.

LexCorp was trying a hostile takeover of Kord Industries, so, Ted sold his company to WayneTech quick.

This is what happens when you let another man metaphorically mow your lawn.

Power Girl (Karen Starr) funded the modern JSA.

So Batman own pretty much everyone. Question is: did Batman ever boss people around?

I don't remember Batman ever acting like a typical boss.

Bruce should know the feeling.

Yeah, well, Selina was a goddamn prostitute, for Rao's sake. She even tried to bang Batman's adopted son.

This is why Selina and Bruce work and don't work as a relationship: they're both vicious sluts.

BatCat is the same level as SupeWonder. Both suck.

Now WonderBat and SuperBat are a different story.

>trinity shipping
>ever
Get out and take your shit taste with you

... and Talia al Guhl banged post-Lazarus-pit Jason Todd.

It happens.

>>Is that something out of the comic?
>No
it's in the cartoon series, both the new and the old

Trinity threesome is the patrician choice.

>le Movie Reference
at least they didn't put YET another reference to Superman 78

That's just the al Ghuls being weird as fuck. Ra's al Ghul also fucked Tim Drake's boypussy.

Diana and Clark spitroasting Bruce would be pretty fun to watch

that's already happened, he got the super suit that levels him up to the same level as all the other superheroes in the JL
look up insider suit
>speed force mode
>invisible mode
>heat vision mode
>green lantern mode
>stealth mode
>lasso of truth mode
>flight mode
>teleport mode
only downside is that the powers can pretty much only be used once every 24 hours

Tru dat.

Talia and Bane where even a secret couple once, also. Daddy Ra's freaked!

(movie Talia and Bane was different tho)

Batman's a sneaky fucker. The Justice League created a special armor for him, as a gift, which gives him all their powers, like you said, but since he could only use it with their explicit permission he went behind their back and burned tons of his own money to build another one to use against his pals and kept it hidden.

>Batman also would also buy Wonder Woman's fancy dresses and lingerie, which i always found creepy.
Only a roastie would thibk that

>once every 24 hours
uhm no.

speed force and teleport modes took the most power (so probably)

the rest, he can use multiple times and in combination

>pretty much

But that shit is creepy.

implying you wouldn't try to swoon WW

The HellBat was explicitly for Apokolips contingencies. So, he used it in Apokolips (bats just went full a-hole mode to do it ... for Damian).

I know, but i'm talking about the other one he built behind everyone back.

Pretty sure his partner Jason died.

Gotcha. Thank you.

Oh the **Robotech** one. Well, he actually has others as well as contingencies similar to Tower of Babel.

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After Jason Todd's death (by **call-dc-and-vote**), UN hired Superman to stop Batman from harming Joker who was a UN Ambassador for Qurac (?).

Clark called Bruce for a welfare check after and ...

That's not how Bruce operates.

Bats went full Singapore PD mode with Supes' Power. He wasn't going "rid the world of nukes nuts" like Supes. But he almost went Nighthawk-mode (Image Comic's Nighthawk broke baddies backs for kicks).

He was fighting crime 24/7 without sleep and using Superman's powers to the maximum extent to its potential and skill. Sure, he wasn't messing with the big governments, but there was almost no crime happening throughout the world anymore.

Batman easily lost his mind, which is way Batman should never gain any super-power whatsoever.

you obviously haven't heard of batgod, where batman literally got the power of knowing everything and basically started running gotham like an orwellian nightmare

I see a pattern here...

and what pattern is that

>I don't remember Batman ever acting like a typical boss.

i think he would prefer them to think what are they doing is their ideas instead of actually bossing people around, nigga playing the psych game like no other

That Batman's a fucking fascist dipshit.

Yeah, but that's with pretty much ultimate power at his disposal. Bruce knows his limitations and how to work around them like suggests.

obviously, he's always said that he and all other superheroes are criminals

Grant Morrison turned Batman into a billionaire during his JLA run in the late 90s, which also created the whole "Bat-God" prep-time thing to give a reason as to why he should be on the League.

So yes, there's a been almost a quarter century now of Batman funding a lot of heroes.

He stays pretty grounded most of the time but he's always 100% borderline. JL is basically a setup to keep him from ever going bad as much as it is to stop evil space shit.

He has contingency plans to take out every member of the Justice League in case they go rogue

Wasn't Batman funding the JL ever since the late 80's?

It's only because Barry is a twink IRL.

> JL is basically a setup to keep him from ever going bad as much as it is to stop evil space shit.

iirc, he legit said that in "JLA: Tower of Babel" or in the animation "Justice League: Doom"

the time when he devised plans to stop every member of the JL if they went nut, and the plans got stolen

in the end of the movie supes gave him a kyptonite bullet as a gesture that he trust him to do the right thing, then supes turn and ask but what gonna stop him if he went rogue and he said the JL will

In one of the animated films he straight up says the contingency against him going bad IS the justice league. Even then he might even win

Pretty sure it's been either him or on occasion Maxwell Lord for the better part of thirty years now.

The main reason Batman funds all these teams and pay for most of his friends expenses is to study and exploit them. He legit has cameras everywhere, including in his friends' homes. Fuck, he fucking built a secret and invisible high-tech satellite made with dangerous alien technology with the purpose of monitoring the entire Earth's population in search of possible meta-humans and rogue aliens in their mist like some goddamn X-Men villain.
That's how he managed to learn all their secrets, abilities and weakness.

No. Grant Morrison did create the Batgod, but PREPTIME batman and BATGOD are not the same interpretation of the character.


Prep time dates from back in the 50's. Batgod is pure 90's.

Batgod is the ULTIMATE MORTAL, the best humanity has to offer, that's it.

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this is a good one

>The main reason Batman funds all these teams and pay for most of his friends expenses is to study and exploit them
No.

He didnt do any of that until after THEY BRAINWASHED HIM.

>tfw Batman has hours upon hours recorded tape of all the heroes and heroines changing clothes, taking show, shaving, masturbating, having sex and so on

You know he'd deny himself any pleasure, some sort of pain-based edging.

>"dont fuck my aunt shes like 50 fuck me instead wouldnt be first time you fucked a kid right"

Which happened way back during the silver age.

>invisible high-tech satellite
Brother,
Eye don't think you should be posting such stuff here. OMACs are on their way for your re-education.
Eye await the discoveries about your Eye-deas.

Alfred still controls the cold water at Wayne Manor and all of the caves (plural).

(hmmm ... no wonder he showers at the Fortress.)

Why is Wonder Woman so cute in comics and in movies she's ugly goblin kike. I am not GAY and I would legit rather be with Henry Cavill rather than Gal Gadot.

My penis twitched, and i'm not even gay. WTF.

Its pretty lowkey rad how they wrote the story to where if just one goes bad they may all be defeated somehow. WW could defeat them all, Supes obviously, Batman, Martian Manhunter could do some Mars alien space shit (admittedly not to familiar with him).

They pretty much have an apocalypse plot for every character potentially.

A shapeshifter that can read minds? That should be fucking obvious.