Kylo takes off his mask

>Kylo takes off his mask
>girls in the theater starts giggling

>takes off helmet
>gf bites finger and spreads legs

lol no

hes like 5'8 with wide ass child bearing hips, adam driver is a giant former marine

How do you distinguish between the womanly giggling of mockery and the giggling that means ''heh he's so cute"?

I know I'm the victim of the former, I just want to know just in case I get the latter once in my life

I laughed my head off when he removed the mask. He's so stupid looking

he's big where it counts whiteboi

nah i wouldn't be so sure since height correlates with dick size

Bet you've sampled enough dicks to find this out homo

Says the BBC enthusiasts.

More like entire theater starts laughing at this glib fascimile

>only the girls
I laughed too. Goofy looking motherfucker. It was also pretty dissapointing since I thought they'd just copy A New Hope but somehow they left out the threatening villain.

He's the only positive redeeming factor of that piece of shit flick

6'5" here.
Haven't measured it but dick is roughly 5 inches.

Height definitely does not correlate.

Name 67 contingent multiverses where this has happened

>Haven't measured it
You should. I thought I was a dicklet as well until recently, and I'm only 6'.

...

I laughed when he said "I'll show you the darkside"

Fincher knew

>adam driver is a giant former marine
He got chaptered out right out of boot camp. Beta bitch through and through.

I'm five ten but i'm a little under nine inches, no point lying on an user board, just accept that there is no order in the world

depends on the chapter, I'm pretty sure regardless of how you leave the military it's a chapter in some way. Mine was like a chapter 3 or 4 or some shit cause I got medboarded due to an injury.

He has really big hands and foots, so yeah...

>chads next to you start laughing after every sentence he says

size of soft tissue doesnt correlate with the size of your skeleton. its like saying all tall guys have big lips, just dumb

>Takes off helmet
>Everyone stays silent because we're not fucking Americans and we know how to be polite in the cinema.

>implying girls don't want to be fucked by this 6'3 beast of a man

>tfw 10' tall but dicklet

sam?

Yeah. Probably most girls will choose this man over some thin pretty boy for breeding purpose.

>>implying there were ever girls there