Extra butter, as requested

Extra butter, as requested

>Uhhh, sir, only employees are allowed behind the counter. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
what do?

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YOU FORGOT THE PICKLE.

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Every theater I go to, they let me pour as much fake butter on my popcorn as I want.

Why do americans eat so much food at the kinoramas?

>going to a theater where you don't add your own butter after leaving the concession stand

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>Sir, you can't run away from your debts. You're going to have to pay for the popcorn somehow.

*starts sucking his dick*

HELP, POLICE
>pssst nothing personnel robert

Ayyo hol up Starfleet

you go there to enjoy tasty treats, the movie is just the side attraction

>sir we've been getting complaints about your BO

he pissed in it, didn't he?

but Robert, as a black man you should know most African Americans never wear deodorant! Why is Tyrone allowed in but I'm not REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw I just realized BO stands for black odor

I honestly have no idea. Growing up and now 99% of the time I just go in and watch the movie. Every once in a while I'll get some popcorn or a soda or if I'm taking someone out I'll offer to buy some stuff so I don't look like a cheap fuck.

For some reason a lot of people think they are edgy criminal geniuses if they manage to sneak food into a theater past a teenager making minimum wage and I've seen people eat entire meals in the dark at a movie they paid $12 to see just because they aren't "supposed" to.

Theater stuff IS overpriced but if you cant go 2 hours without eating you've got a fucking problem.

lol whatever helps you sleep at night poorfag

TIL American put extra butter in their popcorn. What's next putting extra cheese in the pizzas?

>*starts blushing as robert pushes up against me*
>"Sir you realize there is more than one way to pay for popcorn"
>*he grabs me by the arm fat*
>I try to pull myself away, my legs get weak
>My mind is spinning, it's saying no...but my body..my body is screaming yes
>My extreme weight snaps my left tibia and fibula and I fall before Robert
>I hit the ground rear first...right on my boi pussi...which at this point is extremely wet
>my juices soak into floor, adding to the numerous other juices that have stained them
>In pain I reel forward
>My head lands right into Roberts crotch
>His smells envelope my nostrils..and mind
>My lips wiped across a clear indent in his pants
>I looked up at Roberts face, with painful tears in my eyes and my face still buried in his groin I said
>"Could I get butter with it?"
>Robert smiled
>and then I blacked out

>I'm sorry sir, while your wife is very attractive, I believe that sex should stay within the bounds of marriage, as God intended. Enjoy the show!

>Hey, user, where's your date? Haha, just kidding.

Look at that subtle imagery at the top. The big long dark hotdog on the left and the small stubby things on the right...

>h-hey Robert, y-your wife seems a little pissed off h-haha...

>tfw no Robert friend to watch movies together

why even live

It's like pottery, it rhymes

>people in groups of 2 or 3 people
So it's "no singles" policies a real thing in America?

uhh I wanted extra butter on my hotdog, not my popcorn, fucking moron

>pic
oddly /fa/

I asked for crab legs Robert, that's the last straw. I want to see the manager.

Honest question from a yuropoor, what is the financial advantage to enacting a 'no singles' policy?

>extra butter, double bacon deep fried
New Hampshire too?

no virgin shooters to scare customers

for every 1 ticket you sell, you're guaranteed to sell 1 more

Not american here, We don't have no single policy, but every single that go to watch a movie looks weirdo or acts weird, recently we just ban alone men to enter to kids movies.

theaters have an even number of seats, so it ensures that it will be filled without leaving empty seats

>eye ope you enjai da movie, sah

>no singles policy in effect
>theatre is partially full with empty seats because singles were turned away
Makes sense

spotted the virgin

Nice projection m8, I've actually only been to the cinema on my own once

that's what escorts are for

Robert get back to your post! We have a line of customers and those crab legs aren't going to steam themselves

Only attractive people would understand. We only tolerate you subhumans because it's the superior thing to do.

"Am I allowed UNDER the counter :3"

no one here believes you

I bet I'm more attractive and in better shape than you

Oh no ;_;

What the fuck Robot you're still on the clock

Boy you better change right back into your uniform right now, this is the third time this month but my wife would be very upset if I fired you

It clearly does bother you or you'd stop responding.

>

Can't pull that card when you were the first to reply, genius

She is just very fond of Robert, sometimes I will ask him to drive her home from her volunteering job with disadvantaged inner city youths if I have to work nights for midnight premiers

Do you have salted popcorn?

my fucking sides

Hi, user :3

Roberta, I think I love you OwO

I hope Robert doesn't get his BBC turned inside-out

Roberta is PURE

>this thread

Those prices are actually cheaper than my local theatre

wat have you done with robert

You have to go back.

hey qt

FUCK YOU, I DON'T EVEN CARE

AII me.

Thanks Robert. I can always count on you.

>do a degree in film
>can't evevn get a job at a indie cinema
Kill me

>trying to lose weight and fasting every other day
>got dragged out to a movie and had a large buttered popcorn
>looked it up online and was over 1200 calories
>1200kcal over my limit
I was so pissed I didn't eat the whole weekend

It's popcorn time!

>tfw you contract acute butterlung from slaving away in the popcorn mines
>tfw you have to go with little sleep for fear of the feral crabs eating your fingers while you sleep