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Friendly Reminder:
This is Rick and Morty's core demographic

>reddit show
>reddit food
>reddit drug
>reddit post
checks out

>real life birthday
What does that even imply

>Not eating the crust
I will never understand people who do this

pizza looks pretty good

I have never had a friend

i think its time to talk about this show getting its own board like a certain cartoon tiny horse show

when are we nuking amerisharts?

>Only cheese pizza
This is the choice of a LITERAL child.

but he ate the other crusts so hes obviously getting round to it

You're a literal reddit gay boy so just fuck off to that shitty irrelevant website already

Looks like a good time desu

>cheese pizza
>lagunitas
>intothetrash.exe

>people who use a website like a thing
GOD
DAAAAAMMIIIIT

>can't come up with valid criticism of thing
>criticize the people who like that thing instead
The Sup Forums Way (TM)

pizza and weed are good

having a job is pretty reddit though

>LOOK AT ME I DRINK BEER AND SMOKE POT AND EAT PIZZA HOW COMFY AM I GUISE

what a loser

the amount of times I got drunk and fapped to it

Looks pretty chill really. Do you watch shows with your fucking entourage consisting of 10 people? Makes sense considering we're on Sup Forums of all places and we're all very social, well adjustable people.

>No friends
>pot addict
>fat or skinnyfat
>attentionwhore
>bad work ethic
>digusting cheese pizza

Classic Rick & Morty fan. Glad I never watched this manchild shit.

>not eating ramen with canada dry on the side

plebs

It does look pretty comfy though

I can't smoke weed, makes me feel like absolute shit

>being this mad at how someone spends their day

Truly no fun allowed.

>Cheese pizza.

What are you 9?. What a faggot.

At least put some jam and tomatoes.

ill be your friend

>like a thing
what did user mean by this?

>7k upvotes for someone calling out of work to be a lazy piece of shit
jesus christ redditors are pathetic

Imagine just getting cheese lmao

looks very comfy. I thought we liked comfy.

as opposed to your reddit birthday

Whats your address

I think Little Caesars has the tastiest crust.

>calling in sick
>to be a lazy piece of shit who cannot wait the week end to toke and binge

ugh

>real life birthday
OP explain this, what did your fellow reddit user mean by this?

>LOOK, LOOK, I'M DOING THING, HAVE PITY, KIND OF, BUT ALSO TELL ME I AM COOL
unironically, i enjoy all of these things, yet i consider someone who expresses their enjoyment of them in a slightly different way than i would to be further removed from me than someone with totally dissimilar interests who discusses these in a similar way as myself and has a similar mindset regarding them.
just how i feel and always have felt

It's a reddit/twitter meme to accompany his retro reddit image

All pizza is child food you shit stained niggers.

>reddit food
Do you actually not eat pizza because it's a "reddit food"?
>hi user we got some pizza wanna come out of the basement and eat some with us?
>no fuck off mom that's a reddit food

On reddit they have 'birthdays' for the anniversary of an account being started.

t. proud redditor

don't forget
>reddit beverage

Don't you ever wonder why when you call something reddit nobody listens but when someone calls you reddit everyone agrees?
Its because you act reddit on reddity things, you defend them, you praise them, you failed to understand the word reddit here and thats makes you even more reddit.

How bout spend you spend the day not being a fucking faggot, for once?

>doesn't like pizza
>doesn't like beer
>doesn't like weed
>doesn't like tv
Do you hate puppies and icecream too? And I think Rick and Morty is way overrated and couldn't get through the Mad Max episode but it's a shit argument

Once you realize you'll be forever a lonely piece of shit you can find solace in cannabis and booze.

Yuengling confirmed best price to taste ratio

Is this better Sup Forums?

>he's never been to the Mediterranean

Tee-hee!

lagunitas isn't bad. I'd prefer to drink something local but if I want a decent IPA that I know won't be shit chances are wherever I'm at has lagunitas.

we really mean it. if you like smoking pot, reddit and morty, and hipster beer, you can kindly fuck off to reddit. NO EXCEPTIONS.

>it's a Sup Forums pretends to hate literally the best-loved food on earth to look cool episode

>still drinking four loko years after they removed the caffeine

Nigger what the fuck is you doing with that fruity ass malt bullshit

Very intelligently put, i feel the same towards the show, i can watch it and laugh but whenever i see rick and morty fans speaking, i dont want to interact with them, i dont want them even close to me, thats why i shit on the show... its a mediocre show and shouldn't be what they make it to be.

It costs 2 bucks and comes in 12% and 14% and I'm a bit of an alcoholic

It's the attention whoring and DAE LIKE LE PIZZA?! LE FOOD OF LE GODS attitude people are attacking.

Not that you would understand. reddit.

what is that guy holding? the pipe thing

nah i think ill stay right here and ruin your special little club

Are you sure you don't browse the goddamn site? they should instantly ban you for mentioning a website that's irrelevant to this one. Like shut the fuck up or go back.

it's a picture of pizza you autist.

Says the user shitposting on Sup Forums.

>it's a Sup Forums pretending to be straight edge olympian gods who don't eat pizza episode

That's his trumpet

Make me faggot.

i drink 4 600ml beers a week

is that ok?

oi reddit.jpg ;) blah blah bypass spam filter blah

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if he knew it was his birthday why didn't he request off from work instead of calling out and fucking them over?

You ever made a sidewalk slammer?

trees is such a retarded sub I disabled it after one guy got upvoted over socks being comfortbale when high.

Educate yourself

OHHHHH SICK BURN, BRO.

Take your fidget spinner collection and shove it up your ass, you pizza-eating, ricky-and-morty memeing fat fuck.

Bitch I drink 6 pints a night

>liking a dish that was invented to clean fucking ovens

Into the Coliseum for your bread and circus prole

wtf i hate pizza now! cancelling my little caesars membership card rn

Make me, you limp-wristed dickless faggot. how does it feel that you won't be as cool as me.

>muh secret club for kool aid and hotpocket master race

Can someone cliff me on Rick & Morty? Why is it so popular and so divisive? Is it a liberal shitshow?

This show is fag shit for women. All the gay focus on muh relationship drama. This is how Adventure Time went to shit. It's always a liberal that hijacks the cartoon and makes it all about their embarrassing 2 deep 4 u love life

People like it openly and discuss it on facebook, which makes Sup Forums's blood boil

PICKLE
R I C K

>haha if I add some leaves on top of this already cooked kid's meal I'll look like an adult eating it!

It's kinda popular with the oh-so-nerdy crowd, so Sup Forums autists need to be contrarian and hate on it.
It's a pretty fun show tho.

That's my shit, its been a while though cause the store by my house doesn't sell 40s

What's wrong with pizza, weed, and hops?

You call random things reddit because you don't understand why you get called reddit all the time.
Stop being reddit.

this is basically what i do every friday night, except i also eat an entire pint of ben and jerry's

Its replacing steven universe

It's way overrated, and it got overexposed so it jump the shark. But yeah it's pretty fun.

>birthday last week
>anatomy class then biophysics at the sunrise
>at least onieitis baked me a banana cake

>I only want cheese on my pizza bread!

Pretty depressing post to be honest

Rick and Morty is for Bernie supporters in open relationships.

>the entire nihilism section
half of the point of the show is that thinking like that makes rick depressed and act like an awful person
people relating to Rick and interpreting his nihilism as a positive thing is just people being dumb

>ruining your high by eating

I feel really sick and don't want to talk about beer, but Lagunitas is pretty damn good. Sure it's owned by Heineken, but it's still great beer.

i eat pizza and enjoy it
but i know it's a reddit food

It's probably raining outside too

same with breakfast foods
Alright who wants pancakes!?
>me me me the kids say
Okay now the adults can order

it isn't good?

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Did you know that cannabis consumption lowers T levels?

did you know that isreal has the highest consumption rate of cannabis per capita?

WOAH DUDE WEED

im coo cuz i eat da pizza and watch cart00nz

edgy